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  • May. 3rd, 2008 at 1:32 AM
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Dear Britain

  • May. 2nd, 2008 at 5:43 PM
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You sorry bunch of wankers, only 35% of you bother to turn out and then you vote Tory?!? They're not the only alternative you know and they've arseraped the country far worse than Labour's managed to in the past.

For the love of the fuck, not Boris at least, spare us that.

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  • May. 1st, 2008 at 10:26 PM
spider, Ants, construct, Peepee, HAPPY!, Babyboom, Klytus, Elfpants, Nurse, Flee!, Fucked up, just me, Hom, special bear, Hat!, Uzi, Drop bears, Bears, Hulk, angry, Kipling1, Doksleepless, Patient Zero, Kiplingsig, DOOM, Red Son, Bees, Iron Kingdoms, KICK!, Charlie, Devilicious, Babyeating, Hentai, naughty, A is for Anarchy, Kipling, Dance, Help!, Global Frequency
Did an RPG lottery syndicate win or something? I've made 1/3 of a typical month's sales in half a day on RPGnow and 100 Dark Places is top of the hottest items list.

Wonder what I did right this time around.

Voting

  • May. 1st, 2008 at 7:31 PM
spider, Ants, construct, Peepee, HAPPY!, Babyboom, Klytus, Elfpants, Nurse, Flee!, Fucked up, just me, Hom, special bear, Hat!, Uzi, Drop bears, Bears, Hulk, angry, Kipling1, Doksleepless, Patient Zero, Kiplingsig, DOOM, Red Son, Bees, Iron Kingdoms, KICK!, Charlie, Devilicious, Babyeating, Hentai, naughty, A is for Anarchy, Kipling, Dance, Help!, Global Frequency
Normally I upbraid people for not voting but this time around I kind of see their point. I have no faith in the system, never have had really, but I've always thought one should exercise their vote. This time around though? The problem is that we're being governed by the collected compliment of the 'B' Ark, Labour have sacrificed their core values for electability and have pretty much wasted their time in power, engaging in pointless, bitty policy making when we needed more of a restoration, of course, they'd never have gotten elected if they'd pursued that... the conservatives seem to be trying for a Blair 2.0, misreading the country really badly and STILL being the same Tory fuckmuppets under the glitz, and the Lib Dems, who were in a strong position have spectacularly imploded recently to the point where it's distasteful to vote for them, even as the lesser evil.

If it wasn't local election I don't know if I could have mustered the energy to do anything more than spoil my ballot.

Ah well, maybe we'll get a hung parliament come the general, then we might get some electoral reform through deal making. Roll on PR.

Out of the country - GSL

  • Apr. 24th, 2008 at 9:21 AM
spider, Ants, construct, Peepee, HAPPY!, Babyboom, Klytus, Elfpants, Nurse, Flee!, Fucked up, just me, Hom, special bear, Hat!, Uzi, Drop bears, Bears, Hulk, angry, Kipling1, Doksleepless, Patient Zero, Kiplingsig, DOOM, Red Son, Bees, Iron Kingdoms, KICK!, Charlie, Devilicious, Babyeating, Hentai, naughty, A is for Anarchy, Kipling, Dance, Help!, Global Frequency
OK, so I'm off soon (I hate travelling). I should be able to check LJ while over there but am going to try and take a break from the net. If any news breaks could someone post a summary as a reply to this message?

Cheers!

Grrr

  • Apr. 23rd, 2008 at 4:42 PM
spider, Ants, construct, Peepee, HAPPY!, Babyboom, Klytus, Elfpants, Nurse, Flee!, Fucked up, just me, Hom, special bear, Hat!, Uzi, Drop bears, Bears, Hulk, angry, Kipling1, Doksleepless, Patient Zero, Kiplingsig, DOOM, Red Son, Bees, Iron Kingdoms, KICK!, Charlie, Devilicious, Babyeating, Hentai, naughty, A is for Anarchy, Kipling, Dance, Help!, Global Frequency
I am seriously hacked off now by the delay in clarifying the GSL and the problems surrounding it and now I'm off for a few days to the South of France to visit my dad so will likely be away and off proper net contact when something does surface.

4th Edition GSL News

  • Apr. 17th, 2008 at 10:18 PM
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X-Posted to [info]apresvie

Wizards of the Coast is pleased to announce that third-party publishers will be allowed to publish products compatible with the Dungeons & Dragons 4th Edition game system under the new Dungeons & Dragons 4E Game System License (D&D 4E GSL). This royalty-free license will replace the former d20 System Trademark License (STL), and will have a System Reference Document (SRD) available for referencing permissible content.

The D&D 4E GSL will allow third-party publishers to create roleplaying game products in fantasy settings with the D&D 4th Edition rules, and publishers who register with WotC will be granted the right to use a version of the D&D logo that denotes the product as compatible with the D&D 4th Edition Roleplaying Game, in accordance with WotC’s terms and conditions. The effective start date for sales of D&D 4E GSL publications will be October 1, 2008.

The license associated SRD will be available on June 6, 2008, at no cost. A small group of publishers received advanced notice and will receive these documents prior to June 6, at no cost, in order to prepare for publication of compatible materials by the effective start date. If you haven’t already been contacted by WotC, you will be able to access the documents on the Wizards website beginning on June 6, 2008.

Wizards is also working on the details of a second royalty-free license, the d20 Game System License (d20 GSL). This license will allow third-party publishers to create roleplaying game products in non-fantasy settings with the 4E rules. The exact details for the d20 GSL will be released as they become available.

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This seems slightly woolly to me since 'Fantasy Setting' is a rather subjective term, would Iron Kingdoms be a fantasy setting? What about Bas Lag? Some people consider Star Wars to be fantasy. Plus this doesn't tell us that much about the constrictions of the new licence but I'd hazard a guess and say it's going to be about as restrictive as the old D20 license, so you may not be able to do complete settings with character creation etc in them. This may be a bit of a mistake as the leeway with the old OGL lead to efforts like True20 and Mutants & Masterminds that pushed things forward a bit. Still, we'll see, I'm sure I can knock something up whatever the restrictions.

Ugh

  • Apr. 11th, 2008 at 4:18 PM
spider, Ants, construct, Peepee, HAPPY!, Babyboom, Klytus, Elfpants, Nurse, Flee!, Fucked up, just me, Hom, special bear, Hat!, Uzi, Drop bears, Bears, Hulk, angry, Kipling1, Doksleepless, Patient Zero, Kiplingsig, DOOM, Red Son, Bees, Iron Kingdoms, KICK!, Charlie, Devilicious, Babyeating, Hentai, naughty, A is for Anarchy, Kipling, Dance, Help!, Global Frequency
Boy do I hate tax returns, even online, but they owe me money again, so 'yay'.
I would be doing quite well indeed, well enough to indulge the crazier part of my brain if I wasn't having to help cover the heating bill for the house.

Ah well.

Hopefully things I've written that are in Limbo will be published this year and thus I shall get more moolah.

More!

MORE I TELLS YA!

BWAHAHAHAHHAHA!

Tsk...

  • Apr. 11th, 2008 at 2:47 PM
spider, Ants, construct, Peepee, HAPPY!, Babyboom, Klytus, Elfpants, Nurse, Flee!, Fucked up, just me, Hom, special bear, Hat!, Uzi, Drop bears, Bears, Hulk, angry, Kipling1, Doksleepless, Patient Zero, Kiplingsig, DOOM, Red Son, Bees, Iron Kingdoms, KICK!, Charlie, Devilicious, Babyeating, Hentai, naughty, A is for Anarchy, Kipling, Dance, Help!, Global Frequency
No comments? I really liked my [info]apresvie cartoon today :P

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Hooray!

  • Apr. 11th, 2008 at 7:27 AM
spider, Ants, construct, Peepee, HAPPY!, Babyboom, Klytus, Elfpants, Nurse, Flee!, Fucked up, just me, Hom, special bear, Hat!, Uzi, Drop bears, Bears, Hulk, angry, Kipling1, Doksleepless, Patient Zero, Kiplingsig, DOOM, Red Son, Bees, Iron Kingdoms, KICK!, Charlie, Devilicious, Babyeating, Hentai, naughty, A is for Anarchy, Kipling, Dance, Help!, Global Frequency
Been looking after my mum's highly strung siamese cat while she's been away on holiday. The cat is a bit delicate and requires asthma medicine nightly but you wouldn't know it given the run-around it's given me and the nightly struggle involving closed doors and blankets to get the damn thing to hold still to have the medicine.

Thankfully she's back today, so I only need to give it food this morning.

Phew!

Nooooooooooooooooooooooo!

  • Apr. 10th, 2008 at 3:17 PM
spider, Ants, construct, Peepee, HAPPY!, Babyboom, Klytus, Elfpants, Nurse, Flee!, Fucked up, just me, Hom, special bear, Hat!, Uzi, Drop bears, Bears, Hulk, angry, Kipling1, Doksleepless, Patient Zero, Kiplingsig, DOOM, Red Son, Bees, Iron Kingdoms, KICK!, Charlie, Devilicious, Babyeating, Hentai, naughty, A is for Anarchy, Kipling, Dance, Help!, Global Frequency
Rackham are doing pre-painted figs for Confrontation now as well! *tears hair out*
I'm dooooomed!

Oi! Collective Endeavour guys?

  • Apr. 10th, 2008 at 9:15 AM
spider, Ants, construct, Peepee, HAPPY!, Babyboom, Klytus, Elfpants, Nurse, Flee!, Fucked up, just me, Hom, special bear, Hat!, Uzi, Drop bears, Bears, Hulk, angry, Kipling1, Doksleepless, Patient Zero, Kiplingsig, DOOM, Red Son, Bees, Iron Kingdoms, KICK!, Charlie, Devilicious, Babyeating, Hentai, naughty, A is for Anarchy, Kipling, Dance, Help!, Global Frequency
I know some of you are out there, I lost your card thingy from the last con but want to get involved with you, and there's no real contact info on your website. So how do I join the collective?

Reviews

  • Apr. 7th, 2008 at 4:30 PM
spider, Ants, construct, Peepee, HAPPY!, Babyboom, Klytus, Elfpants, Nurse, Flee!, Fucked up, just me, Hom, special bear, Hat!, Uzi, Drop bears, Bears, Hulk, angry, Kipling1, Doksleepless, Patient Zero, Kiplingsig, DOOM, Red Son, Bees, Iron Kingdoms, KICK!, Charlie, Devilicious, Babyeating, Hentai, naughty, A is for Anarchy, Kipling, Dance, Help!, Global Frequency
New reviews for Scion Companion: Tuatha Dé Danann and the new version of Suzerain over on [info]apresvie. They should also appear later on on Flames Rising, which is the other place you can read my reviews besides my journal and which is great for horror, RPG and other reviews, news and discussion.

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SHUT IT!

  • Mar. 27th, 2008 at 10:56 PM
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Bleh...

  • Mar. 27th, 2008 at 12:51 AM
spider, Ants, construct, Peepee, HAPPY!, Babyboom, Klytus, Elfpants, Nurse, Flee!, Fucked up, just me, Hom, special bear, Hat!, Uzi, Drop bears, Bears, Hulk, angry, Kipling1, Doksleepless, Patient Zero, Kiplingsig, DOOM, Red Son, Bees, Iron Kingdoms, KICK!, Charlie, Devilicious, Babyeating, Hentai, naughty, A is for Anarchy, Kipling, Dance, Help!, Global Frequency
Much as it's nice not to be punched for snoring, or have the light on too bright, it's damned hard to get to sleep when you're no longer used to sleeping in a bed alone. Plus the cat is being a TOTAL arsehole, Donna always says he's MY cat but the way he's been mooning around, curling on her chair all day and trying to entice me into fights (he usually fights with her) I think he's equally her cat.

It's going to be an interesting year I think. It seems like nobody has much idea what's going on with 4th Edition and its OGL, but I should be getting free books when they do come out and trying to work out my strategy for that. The French version of Cloak of Steel is out, Secret Sexy Project 1 is now just awaiting final legal and logistical wranglings and I seem to be able to work at a relatively normal pace again - which was nice - just as well since it appears - if the first 1/4 of the year has been anything to go by - that I'll be getting a lot of varied freelancing this year too.

Of course, on the downside the dollar's continuing to be worth... fuck all and that directly impacts my income, I may have to raise my PDF prices a bit to compensate, but I don't relish doing that. It's always a bit of a gamble weighing what people will pay.

Review: The Bible

  • Mar. 22nd, 2008 at 12:09 PM
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Review
Of course, this is an old film, so a review isn't necessarily very informative but it can be worthwhile to visit old films now and again to subject them to a modern perspective. The Bible isn't the first, or last, film to follow these themes being part remake part sequel to Ingmar Bergman's critically acclaimed, intellectual, disturbing but commercially unappealing 'The Torah' (1952). The Bible lacks the critical authenticity of that work while also lacking the trendy (but also confusing) Tarantinoesque jump-cuts of 2006's 'Islam' by Robert Rodriguez or the sheer surreality of Salvador Dali's arthouse masterpiece 'Mormonism'.

The Bible, then, stands somewhere in the middle, Roland Emmerich - as director - is given a huge budget to both re-tell The Torah for a popular audience and to tell the story of the sequel, 'Messiah', which was so heavily hinted at in the earlier work but never came to fruition. Unfortunately as with many Hollywood 'epic' summer movies of the nineties and noughties the high budget drove a confused, sprawling, over-long, monster of a film that paid far more attention to special effects set pieces than to consistent plotting, characterisation or even sense.

Jeremy Irons chews the scenery as the character 'God', a supernatural entity of enormous intelligence and power that dominates the first half of the film before fading into the background during the second half. Clearly we're supposed to sympathise with the God character and, while Irons' English accent does lend an element of credibility to the God character's authority the plotting and actions of the character make no sense and the film would have hung together more with the God character cast as the villain, rather than the vastly more sympathetic Serpent/Devil character, depicted with sensitivity and sympathy by Jude Law. As it stands the audience is left confused as the character we're supposed to be empathising with visits misery and destruction upon humanity much like the aliens in Emmerich's other big blockbuster, Independence Day.

The effects are astonishing of course, the destruction of Sodom and Gomorrah, the flooding of the Earth, old men being mauled by bears (which guaranteed the director's cut a hard R rating in the US) but while there's plenty of impressive eye candy the whole thing starts to fall apart in the plotting and narrative. God saves Noah (Donald Sutherland) as he's supposed to be a man of virtue but after the flooding of the Earth the first thing he does is get drunk and doink his own daughters.

The Egyptian section of the film has received the most plaudits from critics and audiences alike but this is largely down to the tour-de-force performance by Brian Blessed as Moses, with audiences barely able to help themselves shouting along with his bravado delivery reminiscent of his role as Prince Vultan in Flash Gordon (1980). His scene of confrontation with Pharaoh's sorcerors provides his most memorable line 'YOU CALL THOSE _SNAKES_? HAHAHAHAHHAHAHA!' but also demonstrates the weakness in plotting that even Brian Blessed cannot save, the God character being supposed to be the only true supernatural force in the world, yet these sorcerors capable of producing magic themselves. True, it makes for a more effective scene but this really is a goof up in the plotting.

In America of course, The Bible was released as a four hour epic movie and did reasonably well at the box office during its early weeks but in response to testing the film was split into two sections. The Old Testament and The New Testament since testing had shown that The New Testament tested better as an independent movie in focus groups. Now many people don't even know that the two films were one 'The Bible' and many fans of The New Testament completely disregard Part One, preferring to focus on Part Two.

Part Two, however, cannot really be understood without having watched Part One and while it is a better plotted movie it lacks the same, grand, set-piece battles and special effects that redeemed Part One for the popcorn chewing hoi-polloi. There's just too much dialogue, much of it repetitious, really trying to hammer home the film's moral message in a crude fashion that becomes annoying about half an hour into the second half. The use of Jude Law to play the Jesus character - as well as the devil - was somewhat inspired but as soft featured and feminine as he is he fails to bring across either the supposed stoicism of the Jesus character or the malice of The devil in much the same way his lack of macho credentials damaged 2004's Sky Captain.

While the message of the second half is a positive one it loses its impact because of the poor plotting, particularly when the two halves of the film are viewed as a whole. The first half spends all its time setting up the god character as this all powerful arsehole in the sky (perhaps Bruce Willis with his background of playing morally questionable antiheroes would have been a better choice) only to then have him settle on, perhaps, the most baroque and overly complex plan for the 'redemption' of mankind ever conceived, which leaves the cinemagoer - even Joe sixpack - feeling he could have come up with a better solution. The impact of the Jesus character's sacrifice is further undermined by his popping back up again three days later, perfectly fine and then floating off to paradise. The film, therefore, lacks any real conclusion, the world hasn't changed, nothing is different and the whole thing is left extremely anticlimactic.

The proposed sequel 'Revelation' has been stuck in development hell since the release of The Bible in the mid nineties but Emmerich has expressed a desire to return to the topic and to return to the eye candy of the first half of The Bible with an effects laden destruction of the world that will make The Day After Tomorrow look like Steamboat Willie. Michael Wincott is attached to the latest attempt to bring this film to the cinema, taking over for Jeremy Irons as God while Brad Pitt and Angelina Jolie have also expressed interest in interviews in the parts of Jesus and The Whore of Babylon respectively. Nothing concrete has settled yet though, so it seems that Revelation will remain in development hell for the near future.

Summary
A confused film, half effects laden, no-brain blockbuster, half cinema-verite talking-heads, lacking a conclusion or climax to justify the budget. Poor plotting and characterisation lead the audience to sympathise with the villains rather than the out-of-control God character or the whiny Jesus

Scores
Style: 3
Substance: 1

Hmmm...

  • Mar. 14th, 2008 at 5:14 PM
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I want to open a pub called 'Here be Flagons'.