"And if I had a boat, I'd go out on the ocean. And if I had a pony, I'd ride him on my boat. And we could all together go out on the ocean, me upon my pony on my boat. And if I were like lightning I wouldn't need no sneakers. I'd come and go wherever I would please. And I'd scare 'em by the shade tree. And I'd scare 'em by the light pole. But I would not scare my pony on my boat out on the sea." Lyle Lovett