Breakfast

Breakfast cannot be all carbs, it just can't. There must be protein in there somewhere, why do you think the idea of the full english, the best breakfast in the world, even came from? All meat breakfast's are acceptable, so is cholesterol. Museli is not O.K, unless soaked in sugar. IT HAS TO BE SWEET. Or taste of something, not nothing. Ketchup is always a cure of course. For everything.
Feeling very passionate on this subject this morning, after a weekend of camping down by lands end, cliff climbing. I followed the unwritten campers rule of eating the nicest food first and being left with shit all for the morning. Breakfast yesterday was a tin of 10p costcutter beans. Cold. Eaten with my fingers. With a black sambuca hangover and trying to ignore the fact that my footprints were all over the roof of the minibus. Jesus, it was grim. Then followed a day of walking and having my hands cut to pieces by granite cliffs.
On returning to the flat yesterday I consumed the rest of my food, leaving me with pepperami noodles for breakfast about 10 minutes ago. I've decided to avoid the rice that's all that's left in my cupboard and survive on coffee until I can go food shopping.
Expect madness to be posted tonight from the madness of haloween. The Doctor lives!