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[Nov 4th / 12/;46am] |
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[Nov 1st / 7/;09pm] |
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i'm just so bored.
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[Oct 8th / 8/;47am] |
i hate college but i'm lovin the life that comes with it.
i'm pathetic, however, and need to accomplish more.
wasting too much time.
i need to get a sketch show together.
i need to do more videos.
i need to finish writing my book.
i need to bone hot bitches.
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[Sep 10th / 6/;01am] |
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christian man She wants a christian man
i am neither of the two.
it almost seems that the faith in the man is more important to her than the man himself.
some of the most despicable human beings in history were christians:
serial killers,
psychopaths,
rapists,
etc.
yet, in Her eyes, they are better men than me
for finding christ.
i am an agnostic. or an atheist. i haven't made up my mind.
but one thing i have decided upon is that
i want Her.
the way She wants jesus is the way i want Her.
but i do not want jesus, so She does not want me.
who would've thought a man who's been dead
for two thousand years
could be such a cockblock?
She is his widow, refusing to move on.
and will only accept a man to mourn with Her.
i want to be the only man in Her life,
not a visitor waiting in line behind the crucified.
i refuse to be second best .
but i have no faith - so i have nothing.
fortunately, he is a christian.
so without a doubt,
he is the better man.
i want to explain to Her, though She will not understand
that: whether or not a man believes in god,
he is stillborn of the devil.
we all are.
so love me.
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| Thought on Pornography |
[Apr 17th / 12/;41am] |
I've been noticing lately... porn has lost all integrity.
For one, what's the deal with the lack of crew?
Porn these days must have a really tight budget because they hire one dude to do both the filming and the fucking.
Like... seriously... you can't get a cameraman?
No matter how good the porn is, if I subconsciously know that it's being shot on a tripod, my boner collapses like it was 9/11.
And even if you can't afford to hire a cameraman... is it really that hard to get a probono crew member?
Like these porn stars seriously don't have a friend who's down to film them smash a girl?
Hey, I'll be the first one to say it... if you're so lazy that you won't go over to film your friend have sex with a chick on film... you're a shitty friend.
True friends film their friends having sex.
Really, what kind of excuse could you possibly have to where you won't go film your friend getting laid for a porn website?
The only reason I wouldn't be able to make it is if my mom were pregnant and about to give birth... to me. And I'd still be fighting my way out so hopefully I can catch the second half of my bud's accomplishment.
"Hey dude, listen, I've got this girl here... we're gonna have sex on film, but the thing is... we really need a cameraman... do you think you could stop by and watch us have sex?"
"Oh... man... bro... seriously... you know I'm always there for you... like, we're bros til the end... whatever you need, I'm there... but I just read in TV guide that the Soup Nazi episode of Seinfeld is on in like 45 minutes... and you know that's like... the funniest shit of all time... and I would totally Tivo it but I don't have anymore space on my Tivo because of all the Mind of Mencia's I've stored on there... so like... seriously bro... I'm sorry, I'm not going to be able to come watch you have sex with a girl and film it. But like... rain check?"
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| V4L Klub! |
[Jan 10th / 4/;47pm] |
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[Jan 2nd / 2/;30pm] |
My life is always changing.
But it changed more than ever last year.
For better, for worse. I'm not sure.
We'll see what this year holds.
Or should I say "I'll see..."
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| Two Poems |
[Dec 17th / 11/;40pm] |
Masturbation
Though it's kind of embarassing for me to say,
I tend to masturbate several times each day.
But it's not what it seems. It's just that at seventeen,
It's the closest I can get to living out my dreams.
Christmas Shopping
I saw the first girl I had ever fallen in love with at the mall.
I still keep all of her letters locked up in my bedside drawer.
No conversation between us besides how I’ve gotten so tall.
Though I’ve grown up since, she can still send my heart to the floor.
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| SL-2 |
[Dec 12th / 11/;42pm] |
I don't stress
too much
trying
to impress
by keeping
my car's appearance
maintained.
Cos I know that
after dark
when our headlights
are on,
every car really
looks
the same.
All those
perfect paintjobs
and
radiating rims
never were
concerns of
mine.
I've always known
that at night
in my prime
I'm gonna shine
so bright,
baby,
shine.
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[Nov 28th / 11/;05pm] |
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| SMAS |
[Oct 22nd / 1/;30am] |
That chair devoured my teenage body in Britain
My existence digested by the glowing screen
Every word that Bobby Smith sang you fit in
I looked into my life's clear crystal ball at fifteen
I always was absent from your dreams those nights
But I hoped and prayed that by some twist of fate
As “Arrived” glowed in red next to the number of my flight
At the terminal gates you would impatiently wait.
I’d wake up every morning in Europe without you
Three thousand long miles kept my journey alone
Tried to stay in my dreams all day just to escape truth
That we’d be just as distant even if I was home
Flights landed home safely and two years flew by
But I still feel that piercing and cold London air
Longing to arrive in those arms that I found that July
But my flight is delayed and it’s so fucking unfair.
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| MY THOUGHTS ON MY HERO: MEL GIBSON |
[Sep 13th / 7/;03am] |
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[Sep 10th / 8/;13pm] |
"He's a big teddy bear"
"A teddy bear with fangs, baby!"
Oh-ho! Monster! Throwin' back the metaphorical ball!
"What I didn't tell them was that I'm an avid cliff jumper"
"Ohhh! But do you like dogs?"
Ahahaha! Host, you truly are the master of hilarity!
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[Aug 15th / 2/;52pm] |
The other day at work, I had been in the warm tent for our store's tent sale for quite some time, but not bothered by the temperature at all. I was walking through and I passed by a customer. A woman. She could tell I was an employee and asked me a brief question, which I answered, and continued walking. About 2 steps into my departure, she proclaimed, jokingly:
"Drink some water! It's hot in here, you look like you're burning up really bad in your face!"
As she chuckled, I responded with a smile, "Oh, it's not the heat. I always look like this."
To which she responded, "It looks really bad!"
I'm pretty sure she didn't hear what I said between those two statements.
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