hokkien screamo
the lady that cleans my house every week has been with us for a fuck long time, something like a decade. while i sincerely appreciate her work (my house would be a gigantic dust trap if not for her) her voice drives me nuts. ANY sound that comes out of her mouth annoys me to DEATH; speaking voice, laughing, cackling, singing etc.

just now while having my very late lunch, i almost ripped all my hair out and felt like trashing the whole house rock star styles. she was in one of the bedrooms talking on her handphone and ironing clothes and i could hear her from the living room where i was eating and watching a pearl jam concert on MTV. ARRRGHH, she has the shrilly high pitched very chor lor kind of auntie voice and it cuts through air, space and time like a hanzo blade.

it has been suggested (but not to her) that she form a hokkien screamo band and leave her life of cleaning houses behind her.



the debut album