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fuck off old boys

[Feb. 8th, 2005|05:37 pm]

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mood

punk in drublic

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this blog is almost dying so dun bother to come see see...maybe only once a fortnight....anyway some faggoty old boys have been living a dream by becoming mr.incredibles...ders dis old boy hu lives down the street...and recently ive taken up skating and progress is quiet good ...so one fine day me..cheng kang and jason went over to my hs as they wanted to try out skating..i went over to the multi storey carpark....so this mr incredible guy saw us in our uniform and tot he was mr q(i think its q..the guy in james bond)used his damn vedio cam and shot a video of us...so he sent it to mr.toh and said tt what we did was VERY dangerous as cars come and go..fact is there are no fckin cars on the top level of the carpark...anyway i think he is an idiot..hope he gets no ang paos for the new year..happy new year to all and i got to go now to skate(AT THE SAME MULTI STOREY CARPARK)!!!!!!FUCK OFF "MR.INCREDIBLE"!!!!!!!!!!FUCK OFF...FUCKING GO TO HELL BASTARD!!!!!!

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blinded and brainwashed.reffering to the complete idiot.

[Jan. 13th, 2005|06:23 pm]

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aggravated

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damn.....my hatred for prefects have been constantly rising and its a matter of time before i get canned for assaulting a prefect...most propably i would be digging the shit out of him using a fork......because its the only tool thats right for the job if you are stuck in the canteen with a complete idiot accusing you of cutting the damed cue which is longer than the anoconda in the movies.....yea..somehow i feel that wld happen...after wad happened today....

heres it all...:the canteen has recently developed long ques due to 2 stalls closing down...and thanks to my class being located about 200 meters away form the nearest stall...if anyone were to walk to the canteen he could only taste air...so everyones gotta run...so ive been doing sprinting for the past few days...and as the human body sucks....every human would feel exhausted..so i sat down on the seats at the canteen (which was just beside/in the que)...so after adequate rest..i stood up...and the bloody prefect said i was cutting the que....so he pushed me out...anyway i pushed him back but since he was fat he only moved a few feet...so he was like"joseph tan ming sheng...i saw you cutting the que..pls go to the back!"so out of rashness i told him to go to hell and that he was blind and needed to get thicker spectacles..afther that i stood back in the que muttering a series of curses at him..and the airhead wayne saw that and made "justice" happen by calling toh down to the canteen....fuck.so much for gentleman and scholars who shove people around accusing them of something they never did..best part of all they couldnt even hear my explanation and wouldnt give a shit to the voices of abel louis and jonas leong(thank you..though i do not know you well at least you tried to help me..im really grateful)....

so i was talking to toh abt wad happened and stuff.... least he gave a damn..listenned to me...better than the losers who wouldnt lend a hand if authority was against an innocent fella(reffering to other ppl around me in the que)....so i was released and and went back to class..

anyway since luck was so bad today i didnt bother to stay for the full ncc meeting and ran off even before the start with kelvin abel louis and zhao rong...to retire and head to bed for a well deserved sleep..

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true love story(that has a really bad ending)

[Jan. 1st, 2005|12:00 am]

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mood

bouncy

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hahaz..its a new year already..time changes so fast...(that gives me a good reason on why this blog has not been updated for ages).alright..enough shit talk from me...

heres some real stuff...theres a saying(a real stupid saying) that every last minute of any year..if you manage to make a new friend(of the oppisite sex) on that minute..fate has it tt you and ur fren will become a-happily-ever-after-couple.

AND IF FOUND MINE!!!boy...this baby mkaes me feel a warm in my body when i have it...(this is not a sick story..pls read on..)anyway when we first met..it was kinda weird...like ive always heard about her and never have i actually held her in my arms...she has not a really goood figure..(nonetheless i have good taste for gals) BUT..there is a lot of "stuff" in her that will make anyone feel a sense of weightlessness...anyway ive made up a poem for her, here goes:

When you were sick, girl, I held your hand,
When you were troubled I tried to understand,
Staying with you I did anything I can,
Cuz losing you was not part of the plan.

doesnt it sound lovely????...now to pluck up the courage and tell it to her...

ok...heres the not-so-nice-part-of-the-story.....i met her in 7-eleven....

heres her pic(scroll down a lil please)

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WOAH!!!!!!!!!i had ya there didnt i?!?!??!?!?!im a hopeless romantic....but a good story teller???some applause please...

(clap,clap,clap,clap)

anyway i was in town with kelvin and shaoren....we were walkin about when we entered 7-11...anyway it was love at first sight..so i bought her tho she was 9 bucks a bottle....goodnight folks..happy new year...

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SLAcK JoBS rOCK`	[Dec. 9th, 2004\|07:26 pm]
second day of my slack job at the bakery....1st day was kinda fun..i had to do some shit like paste cherries on cakes...it was real easy so i did it real slow to increase my work hours.....anyway today was more variety...was cutting orange strips into smaller strips then into even smaller strips to become real small strips....then some bitch by the name of anna came and chased me outa my job.....so i was sent to the kitchen to make make plain cakes with vanilla coating shaped into log cakes..its easy but as a newbie i screwed up the 1st time and 2nd time round so she got pissed and took my cake and started making it look "better"...then she asked her co-workers if it was good...obviously they said it was good cuz she had some high rank in the company..anyway i was saved by some other auntie who sent me to paste stickers on the about-to-be-starbucks cookies..after all tt(which was slack like hell) i had some hilton cheesecakes to sample then i wrapped em up and then it was 5.30...so i hid in the loo for 30 mins to make tt 6.00 in all tt means 45 bucks for a days work....tts good....too bad i got lil company....so ders hardly anyone to talk to..worse of all there are hardly any vacancies left so i can only share my company with the aunties in their 40s....usualyy i give shitty advice on how to win the damn 4D....so usually i give some shitty numbers tt come into my mind...then they buy it and say tt the only reason why they blive me is cuz im new in the workforce and theres always begginners luck....gtg..my bro is trying bloody hard to get me off e com..
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[Dec. 7th, 2004|01:04 pm]

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mood

contemplative

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..came back last nite frm the bloody sucky trip to aussie....tks 2 a tour grp called CHAN BROTHERS..i tink they shld rename themselves to some thing like BUDGET BROTHERS,CON-YOUR-MONEY BROTHERS,BASTARDLY BROTHERS or some other lousy name...(i have a long list)....

the trip was as follows:

day one-took e plane der..watched the motorcycle dairies..missed it in singapore..its a good show...i watched it twiced as the flight was a damn loong 7 hours....

day 2 -i kinda forgot wad the hell we did...cos it muz have sucked so much my brain is too smart to contain rubbish..i tink we went to.......i dunno..maybe with the help of the pics i took i can bring back my memory(pics shall be uploaded in tiome to come..)

day 3 was much like the rest...so i shalnt go on...all i noe is whenever meals were paid for by the tour guide, it was chinese food(WHY GO TO AUST FOR CHINESE FOOD WHEN SG HAS BETTER CHINESE STUFF?!?!)most propably its all fixed up like chan bros call tt restaurent up..fixes a deal like--

chans: aye we give we a tour grp of 40 members...all will have a 6 cousre meal..

manager of restaurent: Oh good good..so i suppose u askin for a discount eh?

Chans: duh???40 ppl times 100 bux is 4000 bux..big money u noe?

manager: k la k la..u give profits of coz give u discount la..brother brother rite?(so he is then dragged into joining the network of chans.....)

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heck..anyway the tour leader was a complete bitch..she always uses hokkien to scold the aussies as they dun no hokkien/chinese...then she loves to gossip and fuck up the real details to make the tour sound real exciting.....

on the last day we took the plane back and this time round i watched a show called anchorman and another called without a paddle...

anyway more stuff abt the trip and shit shall be written here as able has juz called me and i will be going to adams soon....

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