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Now that I’ve decided that I am indeed embracing food, sleep, money & all the good things in life like good skin – I’m going to have to rectify this lazy trait that dominates my life.

What say you made me realise this? Attempting to put my grey Gripp jeans on this morning. Can I hear a “Yikes”?! Heck…they’re so stretched across my bootie it’s hardly funny.

I am in no way fat – I’m a little person...I'm slim...I’m about 5 foot not much – taller if I stand up straight. And I weigh pretty much exactly what I should…I think. But I’m a squishy & have a problem with maintaining any stable weight good or bad  – & I’m determined to not to give in to my super wierdo skin & grow into it!

So what to do what to do? Prevention is better cure I say.
I would walk to & from the station each day – but it’s really dark – really frosty - & really not safe to walk through the parklands – not mention I reside on rape st - & things they say happen in threes.

So… should I skip rope? How long for? Seems like my knees would hate me.

Do the carmen electra dvd each morning? mmmmmm carmen perve – can’t be a bad way to start the day.

Get on the treadmill & walk & read – walking is all my smokers body could probably handle.

I think I need high impact cardio – it’s what my body needs but definitely doesn’t want. So look – lets start small & see if it gets a taste for it.

Then there’s the issue with me not getting out of bed early enough. I already have to leave my house at 6.40am – which means I would have to start seeing the dark morning that is about 5am. Who on earth volunteers to do that without having not slept the night before.

I know I know… excuses excuses. But what is going to motivate me or inspire me? Not even the hottness of Elisha Cuthbert stuck on my fridge will keep me away from all the goodies inside or make me move to get that body - & oh my it’s a good body.

So today I will ring the Eltham Pilates & then beg someone for $10 & actually start going next week. Good start I think.

So if anyone has ideas, tricks, or bribes that will get me going in all my hotness please submit your ideas – I will probably think about them, talk about them, dream about them, then possible just maybe do something other than sit on my couch or sleep in late.

We can always dream - People seldom improve when they have no other model but themselves to copy.

 


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If you don't believe I need to do something about this... here is a perfect example... I just consumed an entire packet of Strawberry Cream flavoured wafer biscuits. On my own - in 30 minutes at my desk...& I'm also about to go on lunch. 

I.Am.A.Machine. & I.Am.Unstoppable.

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Hey there I am Nat from piratespirit.net coming to guest blog for Jess whose silly job is preventing her from being able to post and update so much. 

The other night we were discussing ‘Cereal Dating’ at the supermarket. Apparently the thing to do is to choose a cereal that suits your personality and put the box upside down on the child seat of your trolley so that other single cereal daters are able to tell if you are just purchasing some breakfast or if you are looking to meet someone whose taste buds crave your cereal.

Nutri-Grain = Meat Head
  If you have ever been into a gym you are familiar with the Nutri-Grain eater.  These are the boys who pump iron so much that they can't actually make contact with their arms to their bodies. They have bull dog stance and have massive egos to compinsate for their appendages.  They are not the most intelligent as all their effort goes into flexing their biceps rather than working out the most important brain muscle.  

 Coco Pops = Young At Heart
 Coco Pops are all about fun.  As a child the best thing about this cereal was that at the end you could pick up your bowl and sip down that tasty chocolate milk.  The man/boy who chooses to still eat this fun loving cereal is exactly that in the personality stakes.  They are always up for a laugh and getting up to something fun.  They are not the best with responsibilty and taking things serious and in that regard are similar to the Froot Loop eaters. Fantastic company though. 

  Corn Flakes = Creative
 There is so much you can do with Corn Flakes that the creative/artistic sort of people flock to them.  You can eat them as they come, add some milk, add some strawberries or make some honey joys.  The possibilities are endless. It is a practical and tasty cereal.  The packaging always causing a look into why?  It is a thought provoking box that the creative mind can appreciate and attempts to constantly understand.  "Why is there a rooster on the box for a cereal that is made from corn?"

  Just Right = Wankers
 This is the cereal of choice for accountants/lawyers etc.  The suit wearing wankers that pace around the city choose to eat this Just Right cereal.  It has a flair of health a touch of normality but it just screams yuppie. 

 Special K = Sexual Healer
Special K is the cereal for those with a sexual nature.  The male who is a bit of a romantic and has a soft spot for a woman with long legs, sheer tights and a great pair of heels.  He appreciates the finer things in life.  This is the sexy cereal, both males and females alike who choose this box have a wild side in the bedroom.  Just go You Tube some ads and you will totally see where I am coming from with this. 

 Sultana Bran = Health Freak
 If this is found in a trolley just take a glance over the other items and you will find them all to be low fat, low GI and all that other health freak talk. They will be a non - smoker not a big drinker but will have a glass of red over dinner. Mind you he will also be too concerened with his fibre intake and making sure his body runs like clockwork.  As long as you are the same you will get along perfectly. 

        
  
Cheerios = Playa
So it looks like it isn't too bad might be a bit of alright untill you put it in your mouth and have to spit it out.  Just like the shopper with Cheerios in the trolley.  Turn your wheels around and get out of there if they swoop in on you.  They are out trolleying for a ride but they have a bit of cereal waiting at home they are just a bit of a box collector.


Rice Bubbles = Gay
Snap Crackle and Pop.....Need I really say more? 

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Your horoscope for July 23, 2008

Focus on your finances today and keep tabs on your personal resources. The Moon's powerful alignment marks a Lunar event in which you have the opportunity to set a course of action, and to establish a new set of habits in the area of finances. Make a budget and stick to it. Make an honest assessment of your financial situation, and maintain a healthy balance of indulgence versus discipline.

Are my stars telling me not to spend $48 on confectionary – on an already over limit credit card? Whoops. Didn’t get to read this until today. Can’t go back now. Haha went shopping for vegies to cook everyone dinner last night – came home (along with minimal vegies) with Bertie Beetles, Milk Bottles, Wafers, Donuts, Big M’s. Then Nat brought Fruit Tingles & Lollipops & Chocolate Biscuits. Then Glenny comes round with chocolate, chocolate & more chocolate. Everyday is candy day at Jes’ house!

Your horoscope for July 24, 2008

A wonderful romance with someone special is slowly erupting in your life. This is the big one you have been waiting for. Suddenly you feel that wonderful feeling that nothing else matters because you are in love. Electricity runs through you when you think of this person. Today's square between Jupiter and the Moon is suggesting that your feelings are more expansive than usual, and that you are more willing to take risks in this area of your life.

Errrrrrrr… yep they keep talking about my love life. The key point being it’s all talk.

Mind you that in love feeling is a bit of fun – I could do with a big dose of that! I want a rendezvous!

Well Nat as my guest blogger will be making an appearance today hopefully about Cereal Dating as I don’t have the time online to post about it. Me personally – I don’t partake in this activity called cereal eating alas it’s not in my trolley. But way back when I was a definite cornflake girl. And after much deliberation I have to conclude that I would now go for a coco-pops man – young at heart!