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hello used garage sale sign
im so happily intoxicated now
lisning to jimmy eat world<3
amazing band
bowling for soup betty is a fucking scene cuntrag who needs to get hit
thats the name me and amanda made up foer her so we dont have to use her actual name and make people mad
BUT p.s.
FUCK BOWLING FOR SOUP BETTY
i stole a tux from savers today
coat pans AND vest
its the new hotrnees
i went to club hell tonight it was lame cua nicole and keith weret there
nicole and keith brighten my days
i love nicole
i love keith
i love et tu brute
i love you
i love happy
i love smile
i love sugar on the asphault
i love sucking at spelling
CURRENT NEWS
these kids
a group of lamo big time shammess
made a "gang"
calle dirty jersey
and they want me dead
i like the attention they give me
one of dirty jerseys memebers is asain
and small
and his name is in the word thumb tack
(hint its not thumb)
fuck egg rolls
mike silva use to be my best buddy
noww he wants to fight me thats retahhhhded
angie is amazing with water colors
are you gonna live your live wondering standing in the back looking around
taylors mom knows a donna
DONNA is filthy
filth love is tight
I <3 tessa filth
hes my favorite
are you going to spend your life standing in the back looking around
fuck mcdonalds
i own a sega genesis
i wont lie
IT OWNS YOU
i some how like clovers
i ownb a kiitten
name nigga what
its SOOO cute i hate cats
but LOVE nigga what
and clovers
my mom bought cereal
cheap ceral the no nae brand well it has a name but iu dont know it
BUT
BUT
BUT
its might fucking tasty
sometimes when im alone i sing toi myself
last night i drove home high from danielles house
and i talked to myself in a french accent alone
and laughed
alot
so fuck al gore
look down on
just try your best
one day we smoked at dannielles and her mom put on a trench coat a red hood a FAKE MUSTACHE and the filthiest glasses ever (r.i.p)
AND SAID
"ayeee gweeeeeto"
and i died of a heart attack
no lie
i have to go to chruch sunday
cuz my sister confermation
so im gonna wear my savers suit
with hot pink shoes
and B.O.
i love sprinklers in the spring
i love 82 degree weather
and fries
rip my hear right out
if you still care at all
dont go tell me now
if you love me at all
dont call
foolish
smirnoff
i miss milc
i miss patt
and hobo nights at 711
i heart emily times 30
hampsters are gay
turtles rule
i like confetti cake with vanilla frosting
i saw jessie and mike rod at club hell today i enjoyed there presence
i hate beind dumb
but i like smoking pot
so ill accept being dumb
some times i wish i were sXe
some times i lie alot and say i wish i were sXe
likes a blur
i think my bridge got infected
or is getting rejected
i hope not i like it
even if someone said it looks dum who cares
she has cankles
KID
the other night conan obriens muscial guest was
SLIPKNOT
if you just smiled and said i like slipknoit fuck you
if you just said ugh slipknot is so fucking terrible id rather be taped down and beat with clubs then i love you
i love nicole rizzo
i love keith avila
i love patt webb
i love maria milc
i love mr t. in your pocKet
those are my favorite people evs
i dont like dirty jersey
i dont like mike
i dont like armond
i dont like leaving a show and getting chased by 30 kids
im still running away
woah woah
i was spinning free
i use to like the thing at the park
that spun forevs
it was fun
when i use to go to summer camp
i acted tuff
and got spun mad fast and fell off and broke my collar bone
and cried like a bitch
my mom says im tuff
SO I BELEIVE HER
when i close my eyes i go blind?
when i open my eyes i see
i love you more today than yesterday but less than tomorrow
now i never have a chance
arab on radar is a good band
jackie chan is insane
tack eats eggrols and wants to fight me
i toldhim hes to small
CUZ he is
mike wants to fight me
i dont wanna fight
CUZ FIGHTINGS SOOO DUMB
i never said thankyou for that
last shot of vodka....
ahhhhhhhhhh
ok i have completed it
good stuff
i smoked 4 ciggerettes in 1.3 minutes
that was before
this is now
i have a pack of cloves
there good pass it on
but i only smoke when im drunk cuz i dont wanna get addicted
idk
goodnight san diego
P.S.
heather hancock is a dumb fucking slut and i hope she gets raped by a black guy with a 12 inch dick
and eric going to jail
that makes me happy
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hi hello hey whats going on
everyone should listen to my band
fromblood
we just relased 2 songs check em out
shit is short for 4 letter word
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[Sunday] |
Today I got my bridge pierced
I like it
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me and my friend have been working on this new band
fromBLOOD
and on
JANUARY 14th at the Taunton mall
at exactly 7:58 were going to play until we're arrested
if your interested IM me: Jasmine Filth
and ill tell you the exact location
the more people that show up the happier
i will feel about myself at the end of the night
SO TELL YOUR FRIEND(s)
to be there or just suck at life
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hey.
today was sorda eventful
woke up
Smoked
went skating
sat
sat
sat
i was suppose to go to emily's
but she never called, wicked sad to the max
sat..
got wicked extremely hella ultra drunk
and went to a local show
i was having a glorious time
then someone punched me in the face and tried to fight me
lame.
so i left
went home
then i went to a party at some girls apartment
got mad drunk
hung out with awesome people
watched chris rock and
ate mac and cheese
one love and i'm out
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yea i fucking GOT a PET FUCKING TURTLE
i named him
Mr. Postal Gahhhbage Man
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TEAM AMERICA IS THE FUNNIEST MOVIE I HAVE EVER SEEN IN MY LIFE AND IF YOU READ THIS PROMIS ME YOULL SEE IT IM SOOO SERIOUS
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Hey, my names corey.
I will admit that 45 seconds prior to this page loading i did indeed smoke, yes indeddsies.
im going to talk to you about last night, OH last night was an amazing in the books night,
This story start around ummm nightish
i got out of work around 5ish went home called avila he picked me up and i got my mom cahh, loading with vodkas and teen spirit.
give me a second to luahg about the last thing i just worte , back on track we drove down and got taylor. Taylor, keith and I were going to some show in taunton at some record store
we get there no bands but i need to pee so i try to find as bathroom and the basement was mad dark it was wierd i left we went to the mall walked around ate went back to the show no bands i drink drink drink getting ready for the show, taylor comes over and goes ahah no show, ok im drunk, so we went to the gallaria mall and walked around drunk as hell and i kept seeing kids with band tshirts and i would go up to them and be like name an album by them and they go " aye uhhh ohh" and im like shut the fuck up. i hate when people wear band shirts and dont even know an album name. GAHHHBAAAGGE, some people didnt even know song names. THHHEN i saw this kid with an anarchy wrist banned, so i commented, i said wearing an anarchist writs band makes you a hypocryt why you ask because you bought that at hot topic and you payed tax and he was like uhhh im gay then we made fun of him for mad longsies, walked around saw him again of course harrased him and his butched fetus if a god only knows what she is and she was like 18 and all the kids were 14 but the kid i was making fun of looked like drew carrey and john candys love child were going to call him CRUNK he looked maaad old too, then he said"kid come out to the praking lot and ill show you what a 14 year old can do" then we fiollowed him and he called securty then me keith and the security guard made fun of CRUNK then we walked away and tryed to follow them but didnt then we bumoped in with this red hed albino looking gangster with one tooph amd i still havent figured out its gender but she like yeaaa nigga you got weed and i thats sketchy. then we drove home after the night was over, and it ended.
i want to buy a rainbow belt buckle that i saw because i think its so awesome do you think thats a bad idea, HAHAHAHAHA
<3
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last night was jammers, emily and jackie came down and picked me up
it was kinda awkward, because not much conversation was exchanged, but i still tink there 2 awesome characters, i hope they didnt hate me or suttin, we'll find out.
WELL any ways last night they picked me up we drove alot and smoked alot it was grand then we went to some bonfire thingee it was a chill enviroment but the people were fucking gay as hell there was this one slut who fell ass first into the fire she was a fucking mess, of course i laughed in her face
then i drank quite the amount of vodka got tipsy
left the "party"
passed out in some kids basment on a sofa with a blanket covered in choo-cHoo trains that covered only my upper half
i had a wierd dream i have no idea of what it was about but it was fucking wierd, then they brought me to a mcdonalds so i could number 1 then they dropped me off at home.
i think there amazing.
and i bought the new mewithoutyou cd and it is pure sex in the form of cd
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