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11:46 A man came up to me at the bus stop last night with a drum and rapped about my PVC leggings. #
11:48 I got a lot of free vodka from rich people at Whiskey Mist. I don't understand why the richer you are the more free stuff you get. #
11:49 Also, I held up a whole street in Soho because I kissed my girlfriend and someone decided to watch. Gross. #
11:49 Also, I got poked in the crotch. #
11:49 I feel sick. #

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