Onecy ponnie tie toe, there was a lil mr turtle. And he had a lil fat friend called jon. Jon died in a terrible accident that involved strawberrys and hadgehogs. so mr turtle was all gloomy and depressed but manged to fuk mr sheep - who also died of flu.
newayz.. mr turtle went on holiday to meet mr tup tu tup ti snail and took lots of photos. But mr tup tu tup ti snail died while he had mr turtles false teeth in. But, mr turtle didnt let it get to him, and went to find the missing half of the mooney most moon - but sadly he died of pizza poisoning. The moral of this story, is never smoke or turtles and jon will die.
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- Story as told by Ryan (bless :D)
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- Bexual (
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