One of the greatest songs recorded of all time.

He's clearly not performing with The Smiths here, but it is greatness all the same.

Dear Morrissey, you are one Piece of Pure MAN.

I just don't know WHAT is happening in this video.  All I know is that Morrissey just gets better looking with age, and that fan really loves him.  

If I were a man and a music legend, I'd perform in a suit and tie too. 

So I get chronic headaches/migraines, right?  Anything from fatigue, to PMS, to an endless succession of loud noises, to too much sunlight, to not wearing my glasses nearly enough, to rapidly changing weather can result in a headache, which can then escalate to a stomach-upsetting migraine if not treated fast enough.

Unfortunately, I've kind of had to deal with them and try to get through my day with a head that's pounding and making me feel nauseous and every little noise is just so aggravating and the sun is way too bright.

I've learned to distinguish the different kinds of headaches I get.  
This is fun and informative for you.  Now you know why I can suddenly get very grumpy and wish people would cease to exist and crave a cool, dark, QUIET place.

Behold.  Here is the Scale O' Headache:

1.  Sinus Headaches
These are pretty treatable and tend to hurt in the nasal region.  A few sprays of nasal mist up my nose and usually I'm good to go.

2.  PMS Headache
These are accompanied by the irresistible urge to cry for no reason and mad cravings for chocolate.  They come and go before and during that one special week a month and Advil generally does nothing.  It is believed to be a side-effect of The Pill, but it came to a choice of either being ON The Pill and getting headaches (which I'm used to anyway) or NOT being on The Pill and suffering through these uterus-crushing cramps.  

3.  Rain Headache
This is a dull, yet irritating pain.  It comes on just before it's about to rain, or if the weather is cloudy one minute, sunny the next.  Moody weather messes up my system.  This past week has not been a friend to me, weather-wise.

4.  Full-Out Migraine
These are happening less frequently, thank God!  It would start with these swirling orbs and my vision would go all wacky.  I would see these bright, swirling eddies in my eyes and couldn't be able to focus my eyes on anything.  This would be followed by one MOTHER of a headache, making every place on my head hurt like an effer.  I'd have to take a couple Advil Liquid-Gels and be out of commission for the rest of the day.  I'm afraid to take anything stronger because I'm afraid of taking medication in general and my body is so sensitive that anything, anything at all affects it.  Prednizone (which I had to take after The Big Bee Incident) made me loopy and sick to my stomach and light-headed.  I'd much rather take an herb or natural remedy or tea.  It's too bad naturopaths and homeopaths are so darn expensive!  I wish doctors could prescribe herbal products!
Anyway, this doesn't happen too much anymore.

5.  Everyday headache
Could be brought on by:
--not wearing my glasses and/or contacts
--the sun being too bright
--the general noisiness of life
--unhealthy diet
The region it hits is just above my left eye, right underneath the eyebrow.  This is the eye with the droopy eyelid, which makes me concerned.  My vision is worse in that eye than the other, and when I'm tired or my eyelids swell because of an allergic reaction, this eyelid droops so much it looks almost shut.  Why am I an effing Cyclops?  Why does my head have to inflict me so, making me have to skip out of social events or go to bed early or be unproductive at work/school?  Is it the chocolate addiction?  The caffeine?  Poor genes?  Way too much estrogen humanly possible for one single woman?

Like, come on, God.  Give my head a break.