short stack

_forcemajeure @ 2007-11-16T17:48:00

2007-11-16T22:48:51Z

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_forcemajeure @ 2007-08-06T11:01:00

2007-08-06T15:08:04Z

WHAT?!? hahahaha

they are BFFz for real... I don't know how I feel about that

I still don't believe s/he is real

We want you to buy a Gallows dildo shirt!

YAY!

I'm too short to see shit so I pretty much stood on the table the whole time

the floating pool at the Brooklyn Pier!

the pool

sunbathing

the view was gorgeous

Mary is hot

_forcemajeure @ 2007-07-18T22:09:00

2007-07-19T02:18:13Z

lost downtown, trying to get to the zoo

gross naked mole rats

Chicago deep dish pizza is no match for NYC pizza!

Joshy Poo came up from Georgia!

Pitchfork Fest! deets on the Hiplog.

the ladies

Hot Doug's

don't we look cute in our MJ shades and sundresses?

I LOVE CHICAGO & KIRA & ALL OF MY FRIENDS!!!

_forcemajeure @ 2007-05-14T11:09:00

2007-05-14T15:19:59Z

tickets to Chicago

Pitchforkfest tix

this super hot swimsuit
(Masumi is usually gorgeous but this has got to be the most unflattering pic of her ever)

expensive face lotion

and tickets to see my boys whom I haven't seen in 7 years!!!

So this (plus more) is pretty much why I'm excited for summer :)

_forcemajeure @ 2007-05-07T12:55:00

2007-05-07T16:59:36Z

look how fucking burnt I got :(

But the only 2 pictures that matter:

Andrew WK <3's us.

I'm really bad at taking pictures that actually matter.
More pics/details on the log if you care.

Basically, I'm a horrible model hahaha.

_forcemajeure @ 2007-04-06T00:35:00

2007-04-06T04:42:08Z

PIMP ASS MIU MIU's!!!
Note obnoxious diamond on the side.

Clear cat-eyed frames that were originally reading glasses for old women.
There's a pearl and engravings on each side!

These babies cost me a fortune, but they leave me blingin' :)

PS; I dyed my hair jet black again cause I can't stand my natural color, ugh.

_forcemajeure @ 2007-04-03T22:53:00

2007-04-04T03:11:16Z

Heather's bday at Wild Ginger!

CONEY ISLAND!

The Ferris Wheel was HIGH!

Coney Island tradition - Nathan's hot dogs (not that great).

Funnel cake! And I won myself and Christy a My Little Pony from the claw machine.
I rule at that thing.

CYCLONE! I'll admit - it was kinda scary!

Then we went to get bubble tea then back to SI with everyone for Indian.
Saw Naima on St. Marks. Her face was looking wack!
Psuedo celebrity sightings are always funny.
PS; I'll prob still update my Hiplog more than this thing.

_forcemajeure @ 2006-11-30T06:33:00

2006-11-30T06:33:55Z

Read my hiplog. I'm too lazy for this shit.

_forcemajeure @ 2006-11-05T16:12:00

2006-11-05T16:12:34Z

The Decemberists were soooo amazing.
Best show this year, hands down.
Thanks Heather for letting me be your guest!
Good seeing you, John!

Webster Hall was sleazebag central.
But it was fun looking/dancing all ridiculous.
Oh, friends.

I quit my job on Friday.
My boss calls me up yesterday and begs me to come back, offering me more money and shit.
HAHAHAHAHA.

_forcemajeure @ 2006-11-05T11:01:00

2006-11-03T16:56:56Z

Somer/Betty Boop, Brain/Frodo, me/Axl sans wig which just makes me an 80s hooker

Chris/gay cowboy, Betty, Heather/call girl

hot bitches

Betty, pussinboots?

Brian drunk is the most ridiculous thing ever

reunion

dance party

Coffee Bean was trying to drink the pool of blood

Niggaz wuz tryin to mack it but was like nuh uhhhhhhhhh!!!
Is it horrible that I love that awful shade of spandex pink lipstick and I want to dress like this everyday?

_forcemajeure @ 2006-10-23T03:34:00

2006-10-23T03:45:48Z

Girls.
Park Slope.
Indian Food.
Tea Lounge.
Gossip.
Chess.
Super azn gifts.
BFFsss!!!

Boys. & Gil.
Jersey.
Ruby Tuesdays.
Delilah's Den.
So much nasty poon.
Private lapdance (I have never and probably will never again feel tits so huge/fake or see a vag so close to my face in my entire life).
Ridiculousness.
BFFsss!!!

I love how Leslie is almost transparent in these pictures hahaha.

And then my camera died so no pics of day two festivities :(

but!

beer mug... full of peach ice tea! yeah!

_forcemajeure @ 2006-10-18T20:02:00

2006-10-18T20:10:36Z

The big two-oh.
Thanks for all the phone calls, ridiculous renditions of happy birthday, messages, IMs, hugs, presents, and all that good shit.
Paul is the best for calling me at the stroke of midnight!
And thanks Matt for the creative gift haha ;]
I love you all!

_forcemajeure @ 2006-10-11T01:18:00

2006-10-11T01:21:03Z

I have the best friends anyone could ask for. Seriously.
I'm lucky.

_forcemajeure @ 2006-09-22T00:46:00

2006-09-22T04:46:03Z

Once in a blue moon, I check my facebook.
And I love coming across random super retarded LOLz pictures of me that my friends have.

Fuckin' priceless.

_forcemajeure @ 2006-09-18T00:17:00

2006-09-18T04:27:08Z

Friday was Somer's Lingerie Dance Party.
It was ridiculous.
I opted for the "asian prostitute" look.
Forgive me, I would have looked 9234823x more awesome if I hadn't went straight from work.
I didn't even have time to put on my temporary Hello Kitty tattoos :[
Unfortunately, I forgot to flash some fucking peace signs.

WARNING: MY FAT ASS IS HANGING OUT IN THESE PICTURES!

my 42nd street hoes

Brian wasted=most ridiculous thing ever. The kid behind him is the whitest trash I've encountered in a long time.

Sucking in the siqq gut as much as possible to not look like a lardass next to Melinda. Damn bitch works out 4x a week.

Cutest unexpected couple ever!

The rest of the night.

I didn't dance as much. Just enjoyed the rest of the night drinking soda with my penis straw.

_forcemajeure @ 2006-09-12T09:57:00

2006-09-12T14:01:33Z

HOW FUCKING CUTE IS MY IPOD?!?

side A & side B

and it was wrapped in this:

_forcemajeure @ 2006-09-02T22:55:00

2006-09-03T02:55:14Z

Chinatown.
Mutter Museum of Oddities.
Clothes/records shopping.
Gianna's vegan cheesteak/pizza.
Exploring the town.

Heather and I have matching umbrellas.

Super posi bakery tell us to enjoy life and our bubble tea.

Mutter Museum and a new friend.

Artsy Fartsy.

Matt must conceal his identity...

...beacause he is a Luchador!

Needs to happen again.

_forcemajeure @ 2006-08-27T08:40:00

2006-08-27T12:41:14Z

This weekend consisted of:
Awesome friends.
Free Ted Leo show.
Falafel and Dojos!
Birthday bash.
Apples to Apples (I tied for the win)!
Work. Work. Work.
No sleep.
My favorite busdriver! :)
Awesome friends. But I said that already.

_forcemajeure @ 2006-08-15T00:07:00

2006-08-15T04:11:37Z

I love my girlfriends so much.
And I'm so glad that they found boyfriends that really deserve them :]
Marc Jacobs. Granny sweater.
Too much vegan food.
Defiance, Ohio.

I miss the ages 14-17.
I knew so much, yet not enough.

_forcemajeure @ 2006-08-07T22:19:00

2006-08-08T02:19:45Z

Wow. I'm on a real computer.
Saturday was awesome. Great friends. Great show.
I pampered myself on Sunday with a cute (and extra asian) haircut and a facial.
Got suckered into buying a spa package that I spent wayy too much money on. But I love it.
Six Flags tomorrow!
Montreal this Friday!
YESSS.

And for good measure, an adorable picture even though it's randomly taken and super blurry.
The boy and I at the This Is Hell show in somewhere, FL.

_forcemajeure @ 2006-02-09T17:36:00

2006-02-09T22:36:55Z

AAM sucks on Thurdays :[

Stolen from Lauren cause I'm bored.
1) Who is the last person you high-fived?
umm Andrew from AM! maybe?

2) If you were drafted into a war, would you survive?
I'd rather die than be differently abled.

3) Do you sleep with the tv on?
I don't have a TV

4) Have you ever drank milk straight out of the carton?
soy milk

5) Have you ever won a spelling bee?
never really had those

6) Have you ever been stung by a bee?
once

7) How fast can you type?
pretty fast

8) Are you afraid of the dark?
not usually

9) What color are your socks?
black or printed

10) Have you ever made out at a drive-in?
probably

11) When is the last time you chose a bath over a shower?
I haven't taken a bath since I moved into my house 5 years ago

12) Do you knock on wood?
sometimes

13) Do you floss daily?
I try to

14) Do you wanna Fanta?
no

15) Can you hula hoop?
yes

16) Are you good at keeping secrets?
yes

17) What do you want for Christmas?
Anthony

18) Do you know the Muffin Man?
no

19) Do you talk in your sleep?
no, but when I doze off on the phone, I'll have like a 5 second dream then respond to the person with something that happened in my dream... it's weird

20) Who wrote the book on love?
who knows

21) Have you ever flown a kite?
yes

22) Do you wish on your fallen lashes?
no

23) Do you whiten your teeth?
not really, but I brush well and don't eat candy

24) Can you smell what the Rock is cooking?
no

25) Have you ever asked for a pony?
no, I wasn't a spoiled brat

26) Have you, or would you ever, donate sperm/eggs??
I've thought about it actually, but I wouldn't

27) Can you juggle?
no

28) Missing someone now?
duhhhh

30) Do the chickens have large talons?
no

32) Are you ready to rumble?
yes

34) Have you ever been suspended or expelled from school?
no

35) How do you spell relief?
relief

36) Have you ever crawled through a window?
yes

37) Have you ever eaten dog food?
no

38) Can you handle the truth?
yes

39) Do you like green eggs and ham?
no

[Parents still together]
yes

[Siblings]
2

[Pets]
fish

[Color]
lavender

[Number]
odd ones

[Animal]
puppiesssssss

[Drinks]
green tea, vitamin water

[Soda]
no

[Book]
lots

[Flower]
cherry blossoms

DO YOU

[Color your hair?]
yes

[Twirl your hair]
yes

[Drink?]
no

[Like roller coasters?]
yes

[Wish you could live somewhere else?]
another country maybe. Miami for a few months.

[Own a web cam?]
no

[Ever get off the computer?]
yes

CURRENTS

[Current clothing]
shirt, hoodie, jeans

[Current mood]
missing him

[Current taste]
japanese cookies

[Current hair]
up

[Current thing I ought to be doing]
hw

[Current cd in stereo]
Set Your Goals on my ipod/itunes

[Last book you read]
I Was A Teenage Fairy by Francesca Lia Block (I reread it)

[Last movie you saw]
don't remember

[Last thing you ate]
japanese cookies

_forcemajeure @ 2006-02-07T17:54:00

2006-02-07T22:57:11Z

By the way, this is the sweet collection of all the Friends With You plushies that babycakes got for me:

soooo cute!

Oh. And Kelly from season 3 of America's Next Top Model (the one who sucks at taking pictures) is in my urban studies class. HAHAHAHA.
What's up with all the psuedo celebrities I've been running into lately? Jeez.

_forcemajeure @ 2006-02-06T20:58:00

2006-02-07T02:19:00Z

I GOT TO SEE MY FATTY LOVE :]
Got there on Thursday.
Went to Kira's radio show.
Watched Dave Chapelle at Daniel's.
Sat in math at Miami-Dade college.
Worked/chilled at Eulogy (who knew dan was in Keepsake?<3 haha).
Met EVERYONE. Like, fucking everyone including the infamous Ebonics.
Mad get togethers and parties.
Went to Naples to see Against Me! Kinda dissappointing for a hometown show but I will always love those dudes. PS; Naples=toolbag city.
I sacrificed going to Kira's dildo party, which, judging from the pictures, looked amazing :[
Went to South Beach to get falafels.
Rene hooked us up with sweet discounts at American Apparel.
Passed by Maimi Ink haha.
Help baked the tres leches cake! yummy!
Went to John Eulogy's superbowl party.
Lots of driving.
Lots of singalongs.
Lots of interpretive dancing to spanish and german club songs.
Lots of other shit.
LOTS OF AMAZING FUCKING TIMES.
I love my baby.
Miami is my second home.

cutest boy everrrrrrr

retardzzz

_forcemajeure @ 2005-12-08T12:56:00

2005-12-08T18:13:48Z

2005.

1.) Was 2005 a good year for you?
definitely

2.) What was your favorite moment of the year?
Miami, CMJ, Gainesville

3.) What was your least favorite moment of the year?
everytime I left him

4.) Where were you when 2005 began?
Park Slope

5.) Who were you with?
Seth, Mary, Heather, Leslie, Alex

6.) Where will you be when 2005 ends?
hopefully a party!

7.) Who will you be with when 2005 ends?
people I love

8.) Did you keep your new years resolution of 2005?
some, but I always make resolutions for myself, not only for New Years

9.) Do you have a new years resolution for 2006?
banking, yo

10.) Did you make any new friends in 2005?
Spring semester in Albany was awesome. Meeting all the kids from Florida was great. I've only met one friend from Hunter but he's awesome.

11.) Did you make any new enemies in 2005?
I hope not!

12.) What was your favorite month of 2005?
they were all good!

13.) Did you travel outside of the US in 2005?
nope

14.) How many different states did you travel to in 2005?
connecticut, boston, pennsylvania, florida, new jersey, ummm wherever else we went to roadtrips on

15.) How many different jobs did you have in 2005?
Forever 21 in Albany, Laila Rowe currently, AAM intern currently

16.) Did you miss anybody in the past year?
everyone I dont get to see! and I always miss my boy

17.) What was your favorite movie that you saw in theaters in 2005?
don't think I've gone to the movies this year

18.) What was your favorite song that came out in 2005?
The Decemberists album

19.) What was your favorite record that came out in 2005?
new releases that come to mind:
Decemeberists

20.) How many concerts did you see in 2005?
surprisingly, not as many as I usually do. I went to a lot of shows with Lauren that I didn't really care to see, CMJ, The Fest, and prob just a few more comping up.

21.) Did you have a favorite concert in 2005?
The Fest!

22.) Did you drink a lot of alcohol in 2005?
never

23.) Did you do a lot of drugs in 2005?
never

24.) Did you do anything you were ashamed of this year?
nope

25.) What was the worst lie you told in 2005?
hahaha everyone believes my lies aka they were all good!

26.) How much money did you spend in 2005?
I spent a lot in the beginning of the year, but hardly any at all when I moved back to NYC. Most of it went to food and transportation.

27.) What was your proudest moment of 2005?
probably doing well in school after royally fucking last year

28.) What was your most embarrassing moment of 2005?
nothing really

29.) If you could go back in time to any moment of 2005 and change something, what would it be?
I think I handled 2005 pretty well

30.) What are your plans for 2006?
1. be happy!
2. continue doing all the good things I'm doing
3. move outtttttttt

_forcemajeure @ 2005-11-21T21:41:00

2005-11-22T03:12:30Z

WOW. This past [Fest] weekend was amazing, to say the least.

+SEEING THE BOY! lovelovelove
+seeing everybody else that I love
+meeting many new faces, all of who are awesome
+5610
+Dan in tightywhities/boxerbriefs and his shenanigans
-driving about 7 hours to get to Gainsville (at least there was good company!)
+/-Leonardo's pizza (siqq garlic butter) for three straight meals
+Ihop with a bunch of dirty and smelly but awesome boys
-being so fucking tired that I started falling asleep at some of the shows
+falafels with the Ft. Myers crew
+buying a siqq shirt at some thrift store in between shows
-people needing to fucking smoke in small confined places that don't have any kind of ventilation! >:[
-the boy leaving early :[
++THERE IS NO HAPPY HERE!!!
+amazing, amazing shows (too much to document) except
+Kim & I at AM! and getting crowdsurfed to stage and sang "I Still Love You Julie(!!)" with Andrew. Holyyyy shit.
+records
+ice cream after all the madness
-almost getting to the airport late and missing my flight home!
+reading the sweet zines I picked up during the many hours I was on public transportation
-going to class today straight from the airport
-NOT HAVING PICTURES OF THIS WEEKEND! :[

I'm probably forgetting a whole bunch of shit, but to reiterate, it was an awesome fucking weekend!