thinking out loud

in the whole wide world...
i am uniquely poised to take the world title in naked distance non-recumbent bicycle racing.

i just hit a new high ranking to demonstrate my online-speed-scrabble-with-mandatory-dictionary-following, though there are provably hundreds of people better at it than myself, it is a good bet that all or most of them have put serious time into studying wordlists (unlike me) or have eidetic memories (also unlike me). it made me happy enough to post this. now i have further to fall...

i may be the most outspoken-even-when-sober straight, non-porn-acting male advocate of male genital waxing north america has spawned in my generation.

and i am, on this planet, the most perfect person at being me.

what crazy, silly, strange, and definitely rare skillsets, domains, talents, or otherwise are you master of & willing to admit?