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[13 Oct 2003|03:54pm] |
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Well after MONTHS of searching for where in the hell Hawk had run off to, of course, we find the scum-bag living large acting as a "nurse" to a bunch of old bags at a retirement home. *gag*
I don't even want to THINK about what that pervert was "nursing" over there.
*sigh* Okay, so the Trio should be back around again. Which means...
I need to go clothes shopping!
*pouts* All my beautiful dresses and stylish clothing got a bit dusty and so I feel I need to cleanse myself by going out on a shopping spree.
And don't you start in on me for "wasting" money on clothing, Tiger I'll make sure to stop by the liquor store on the way back and get something to drink.
*frowns at he looks at his lipstick* Damnit I'm running low on my "ravishing red" I better get some more of it as well....
Well, ta-ta.
And yeah, I'll look for some hottie of a dreamer while I'm out so don't you bitch me out for not working, you old hag
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| Stupid pumpkins... |
[06 Jun 2003|11:56am] |
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oy, I'm so tired.
Been trying for the last few days to cover all the "unworthy" targets Tiger & Hawk won't touch. (Why they can't appreciate beautiful men the way I do, I still can't understand.)
So, in short here's what happened...
The first guy, ah, *sigh* he was a dreamboat. Swanky, suave, chef. Could cook up any dish you desired...and we actually hit it off fairly well. (Though, I have to say, I'd rather eat him than some of his cooking. That fancy stuff doesn't do well with my delicate skin) So, things were going great, and just when I thought I might have a chance down his pants... he offered me a cuisine tuna dish. *sob* I'm not a cannibal! And, you can guess where that went... a "1,2, 3" and him strapped to a board a few moments later with my head in his mirror... And of course, nothing there worth looking at. Just as I was about to finish the job, of course, some stupid pumpkin ranting about "destroying those with skills in the art of cooking's dreams" showed up. I ended up leaving a remless to fight her after one of her attacks hit me pretty badly on my side. Damn pumpkins, they are such a waste of remlesses....
Now, after I recovered from that, I went after another hottie. He was a detective, yet...my charms were enough to keep him from finding out too much about me until I felt it was time. But, to make the story short: I tried to look at his mirror, & another damned pumpkin showed up, and another good remless went down the drain -_-;
So, I come to the last of the 3 guys I'd picked up...He was a bit too nerdy for me. Definately NOT my type at all, but when it came down to him or some old-bag that I couldn't tell the gender on, he won out. Apparently he was some type of musician...I wasn't paying much attention... and the damned moron had to have a cat as a pet, didn't he? Ick! I hate those filthy animals so much! Needless to say, I attacked as soon as possible... but, of course, there's always a pumpkin somewhere around to ruin my life. I mean, it's not like the guy's mirror had what we were looking for, but couldn't they just let me get rid of him in peace so I could go back to the circus, take a shower to get the cat germs off, and drown my sorrows in a nice drink? But...noooo, they just have to cause us trouble. So, after getting kicked around a bit by the pumkpin, I was able to send out a remless and leave.
And now, here I am. Bruised, pissed, and at the bar drinking what I can find left around here. Not quite sure where Hawk ran off too, but Tiger is off playing with that eyeball. Hopefully, a few incriminating pictures will cheer me up some...
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| Itai! Stupid pumpkins.... |
[09 May 2003|03:16am] |
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So, I only got to listen to ONE song....*pouts* baka Tiger and Hawk were getting annoyed.
Anyways, so we attacked after the first song, and I pulled the mirror from that cute singer's chest. Poor baby, hated to hurt such a cute one so, but I can't help it dream mirrors don't come out easily. ^^;;;
And as usual, the damn pumpkins showed up. Ended up getting flung pretty hard into a wall by that boyish one's attack. Hit my side pretty hard, but not that they pumpkins care. I'm just a "bad guy" so I "deserve it" Feh... I wonder if they realize I have no choice. If I don't keep looking in dream mirrors I'll get killed. Sure they fight for "love and justice" but it's only for those that are "good" and people like me are just...screwed.
Can't remember much of what happened next. I vaguely remember Tiger asking me if I was okay, and some gold tin wearing gal showing up before we left. Those pumpkins probably trashed a few more good remlesses.
So yah, here at the circus, don't have any idea where those two idiots are at, and waiting for my side to stop hurting so much. I bruise so easily with this skin...you really think scales would help that, ya know?
Hmm...everytime I use a "search engine" to find "hot gay men" (to use for possible targets, of course ^^;;) I keep getting these things labelled "yaoi." I need to investigate more and figure out what this "yaoi" is....
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| Time for the concert ^^ |
[03 May 2003|11:00pm] |
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*wearing specially ordered sparkly dress, hair in odangos*
*giggles & twirls around* Okay boys, let's get going.
Oh, wait, need more lipstick. *sets down at bar and starts to apply lipstick*
*winks at Tiger* I know you're watching, stop trying to hide it.
*looks at clock* Aiiiee! We need to go now. Come on we need to go and get to our seats. Let them at least sing some before you two attack one of their fangirls, okay? I want to see them dance around some....please? *pouts*
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| Well since no one else is going to do anything around here... |
[30 Apr 2003|03:06am] |
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Since she's back around, you think those two bums would actually do some work. But noooo, Zircon only gave them "bad targets" this time.
Phhht, bad targets. They are all very attractive males, several just to my taste. So, figuring I might as well take care of that while I was out picking up some new makeup and that dress I ordered for the concert of those hot singers, I picked out a cutie from the pile of pictures and went out.
Things were going great. I had him cornered in the back of a tiny little bookstore, and he was convinced I was a sweet little girl who loved Shakespeare. I had the board strapped to his back in no time and was proceeding to get a glimpse into his dreams when one of those damn pumpkins showed up. She gave some stupid speech about how it was wrong to "violate those that loved and appreciated books" So I left a remless to deal with it. Poor remless...stupid pumpkin killed it. It was a good remless too! It valued a good crossdresser!
*pouts*
So now I'm back here at the circus. I got my makeup and dress, but I really don't feel like trying it on at the moment. I'm just going to drown away today's failed attempt with a couple of cocktails...
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| Decisions, decisions.... |
[22 Apr 2003|09:06pm] |
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Well boys, I'm trying to decide on which one of the three singers to target at the concert. It's just so hard to pick *pout*
I know, asking you two for advice on this is silly. But it's just as silly as picking one randomly, so I'm going to make it easier for you.
Take a look at this pic and imagine that they are pretty girls in skimpy black outfits. Okay then, which one would you pick eh- Tiger? Hawk ?
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| I need a new outfit.... |
[19 Apr 2003|01:07am] |
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Well boys, I got those tickets from that hot singer that I was telling you about.
And yes, despite the fact I really didn't want to, I went ahead and got 3 tickets. Yes, that means you two sleazy bums can come along and hit on all the young girls and old mothers at the concert. I'm hoping to use this as a chance to get into some dream mirrors. I mean, it'll at least get Zirconia off our backs for a bit if we all try a big attack like this.
Oh well, I need to get some things before the concert though. First of all, I need a new dress....
Hmm...Tiger, Hawk- which one of these outfits do you think would look better on me?
This one? or this one or maybe this one?
oooh, it's just so hard to pick!
And I'll have to get some matching lipstick too. ^^
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| Hmmm, I think I need some more makeup... |
[15 Apr 2003|10:01pm] |
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Got a good idea for an attack, Tiger & Hawk.
You see....One of those hot singers I was talking about happens to be offering up some tickets for his concert. I'm going to try and get ahold of some, but if not, I still think a large place like a concert will just be crawling with beautiful dreamers for all of us ^^
hmm... that Seiya guy seems to have something for that lead pumpkin...
*skips off to find a sailor fuku*
*saunters back in wearing an extremely short fuku with hair done in odangos.*
Okay, boys ^-~ How's it look?
Oh, I almost forgot the lipstick...*sits down and starts to apply makeup*
And you can stop trying to hide it you two, I can see you two blushing already ^-~
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| Making a grand entrance |
[12 Apr 2003|04:43pm] |
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Well, it looks like Hawk actually did something right for once. (I mean, after that idiotic cage incident, I was beginning to doubt his intellect...) This little internet thing is proving to be very...interesting ^^
Zirconia and Zircon don't know anything... I mean, I just do a few little "searches" and I find plenty of worthy hot men that I'm *certain* have wonderful dreams that I could take a peak at.
Speaking of hot guys... There's a group of three singers that I've seen posters of lately. They all look like good targets to me- I'd love to take a peak into their dream mirrors... I'm sure such inspired singers would have beautiful dreams. And I'd hopefully get to glance into those mirrors after a nice date... or if I was really lucky.... the morning after *wistful sigh* If only I could get that lucky... hmmm.... I wonder what the boys are doing tonight... maybe if I can spike their drinks...
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| Hee! |
[11 Apr 2003|08:22pm] |
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Tiger and Hawk, you're in BIG trouble for not telling me about this little pumpkin-less journal-land sooner!
Oh! There are just SO many places to buy pretty dresses online!!! *skip*
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