art is hard ([info]_film) wrote,
@ 2007-07-19 12:03:00
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homophobia rules!
setting: h&m fitting room, 5 o'clock
characters: myself, my coworker Jeremiah, man (trying on clothes), friend 1 (female), friend 2 (male)

man: (steps out of fitting room wearing tight denim, slightly-below-the-knee-length shorts. one might call them "manpris") what do you think?

friend 1: (sounding irritated) ummmm....do you want to write G-A-Y across your forehead? cause then they're great!!

friend 2: well...um...i guess...if you like them...

friend 1: (noticing both Jeremiah and I standing in front of her, staring at her, appalled, moves out of fitting room)

friend 2: (follows)

man: yeah...they are from like...kentucky.


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[info]nudechant
2007-07-20 07:31 am UTC (link)
lol manpris

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829
2007-07-24 11:00 am UTC (link)
i believe they're called board shorts.

also, don't you know that it's funny when girls make comments like that? DUH. (expect a reference in an upcoming letter, fyi).

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