1) Is it green, purple, red, or blue?
Blue. I'm almost surprised you have to ask...
2) Your nose.
Of course! It's so simple; because there are no bones in the ice cream.
By the way...day a dislexic have
3) Ever kissed a chicken?
Well, I've kissed adorable little yellow- or brown-feathered chicks before, but I don't know if those qualify...
4) Do you have a sexy philtrum?
Not really. Although I'm probably the only one that even partially knew what this meant BEFORE checking a dictionary....
5) Do you motivate through fear or guilt?
No, although both can be useful tools when properly applied. Usually I only resort to guilt or fear if I've been pushed past my breaking point...which doesn't happen often.
BTW, Mysti, there is not a woman on this planet who doesn't use guilt at least once in a while to motivate others. It's a side-effect of the double-X chromosome; the gene is only expressed properly when two copies exist.
6) What deep, dark secret do you have that if it ever got out would make you crawl under a rock for a decade or two?
I....I've never actually read the dictionary. *crie*
7) HA! I KNEW IT! I KNEW IT!
*hangs head in undying, heaping, stinking shame* I.....*crie harder*
8) What would you like to do to the person who tagged you to take this survey?
Tickle, or perhaps lightly flog her (in the most loving and platonic way possible).
9) Tag a pile of people and guilt trip them into taking this survey too and spread the confusion and the shame as they attempt the ridiculous.
Unfortunately, all of my LJ friends (and I'm guessing most of my other internet-using friends) have already taken the quiz, so I shall be complacent and simply allow others to ensure it gets passed along. Remember, children: work pays off later, but laziness pays of NOW.
10) Now go crawl under a rock where decent people don't have to look at you, you chicken kisser!
*does so* Mmmhmmmhmm, hm hmm mmm, thmmm mm mmnmmnmmmmhmm! (Translation: I'M SO SORRY! I'M AN ABOMINABLE AND MISERABLE FAILURE! I DON'T EVEN DESERVE THE ROCK I'M HIDING UNDER!!!!)
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July 15 2005, 08:34:41 UTC 6 years ago
BTW, I'm sorry for being absent from MSN and other stuff for the past week or so. First, Chrono Trigger ate my life, and now I'm actually getting out, meeting people, and participating in my first real RP campaign. I'm very excited...we start tomorrow. Then, Sat & Sun, I'm having a friend over who I haven't had any quality "friend" time with in a long while, so it'll be probably Sunday afternoon or evening when I next log in. I apologize again, everyone.
July 18 2005, 04:55:13 UTC 6 years ago
July 18 2005, 04:59:53 UTC 6 years ago
((Disclaimer: This comment is not intendend to offend or be hurtful. It is merely designed to have joking sarcasm. Any hurt, real or imagined, is purely coincidental and the fault of the reader. ^__^ ))