Graphic Smash editor and world-reknowned webcomic historian T. Campbell is "upset about this Eisner Digital Comic nomination for ojingogo ... the 18-page ojingogo added SEVEN pages last year." He doesn't think seven pages in a year ought to get you an award nomination. Comixpedia publisher and one-time Fat Uncle Sam with a Bacon Double Cheeseburger disbeliever Xaviar Xerexes agrees, writing: "It seems unfair, and a mite bit ridiculous with the now vast amount of material on the web to twice nominate a short unfinished work for the Eisner award."
First of all, that's a ridiculous bitch to pitch. The length of a story or an installment of a story has little to do with its quality. The Eisner Awards at least recognize this, and have nominated stories that appeared on the dust jackets of books. That's right, on the dust jackets. Why, they even regularly give out awards in a category for short stories. If you want to complain about a webcomic being nominated, explain why it's a horrible comic. Or point to obvious webcomics that are clearly far better. But don't just point to how short the comic is or how slowly the artist works. Length and speed might count for a lot for the AVN awards, but it shouldn't count for shit for a comics award.
Now, I haven't even read ojingogo; maybe it's horrible and nobody wants to come out and say it. But perhaps this is worth stating: In case nobody's figured it out yet, the Eisner awards are incredibly comic book centric. Take a look at the full list of nominees here. Hey, they've got about 25 categories for books, and one for "Digital Comics." Maybe that's a sign that they know more about comics in books then they do about comics on the web? Maybe it's not just a coincidence that the Eisner nominations for digital comics go predominately to people who are in the printed Flight anthology. Because, hey, these are book people. They've jammed every single webcomic, no matter its form or function, into a single category. Being surprised that these comic book people aren't up to date on the latest things that the webcomic people are doing is like being surprised that webcomics people aren't up to date on the latest in web animation. Like when Xerexes busts off a hot news tip this week about 30-second animated movie parodies starring bunnies. Yes, that's right, the Sci Fi channel's site of the week for August 2, 2004 finally made it to the premiere news site for web comics this past week. Right before the outraged post on "Why can't people who are totally into one medium more accurately judge another medium?"
Look, it's for the same reason newspaper comic artists like Tom Tomorrow will never win an Eisner Award no matter how good his comics are, unless he starts selling them in comic book shops next to Rob Zombie sattues and Star Trek trading cards. The Eisner's same pro-comic book bias that works against webcomics totally ignores newspaper comics. Simply put, one of our greatest comics artists ever, Charles Schulz, had about a zero chance of winning an Eisner until after he was dead and people like Fantagraphics collected his comics in big books and started shipping them out to stores that sell Spawn action figures and Fiend Folios.
It used to be that I gave a fuck when the Eisner Awards totally ignored webcomics, but now for some reason I can't even be bothered to go look at the webcomics they do nominate. Maybe my priorities have changed. Maybe for the worse. Maybe it's a good thing that other people are getting outraged on my behalf about every percieved slight to comics on the Internet, but I can't really get as interested in comics awards as I used to because I'm too busy making comics.
But at least the Eisners don't still have a category for "Best Hellboy Lunchbox" while totally ignoring webcomics.
And it's not like they took away Milli Vanilli's Grammy. That was cold.
Right?
UPDATE: It turns out I lied: I have read Ojingogo, I just blanked on the name because I'm shit with names some times. It's a damn good comic, which makes the people bitching about this even more off base. I hope it wins.
First of all, that's a ridiculous bitch to pitch. The length of a story or an installment of a story has little to do with its quality. The Eisner Awards at least recognize this, and have nominated stories that appeared on the dust jackets of books. That's right, on the dust jackets. Why, they even regularly give out awards in a category for short stories. If you want to complain about a webcomic being nominated, explain why it's a horrible comic. Or point to obvious webcomics that are clearly far better. But don't just point to how short the comic is or how slowly the artist works. Length and speed might count for a lot for the AVN awards, but it shouldn't count for shit for a comics award.
Now, I haven't even read ojingogo; maybe it's horrible and nobody wants to come out and say it. But perhaps this is worth stating: In case nobody's figured it out yet, the Eisner awards are incredibly comic book centric. Take a look at the full list of nominees here. Hey, they've got about 25 categories for books, and one for "Digital Comics." Maybe that's a sign that they know more about comics in books then they do about comics on the web? Maybe it's not just a coincidence that the Eisner nominations for digital comics go predominately to people who are in the printed Flight anthology. Because, hey, these are book people. They've jammed every single webcomic, no matter its form or function, into a single category. Being surprised that these comic book people aren't up to date on the latest things that the webcomic people are doing is like being surprised that webcomics people aren't up to date on the latest in web animation. Like when Xerexes busts off a hot news tip this week about 30-second animated movie parodies starring bunnies. Yes, that's right, the Sci Fi channel's site of the week for August 2, 2004 finally made it to the premiere news site for web comics this past week. Right before the outraged post on "Why can't people who are totally into one medium more accurately judge another medium?"
Look, it's for the same reason newspaper comic artists like Tom Tomorrow will never win an Eisner Award no matter how good his comics are, unless he starts selling them in comic book shops next to Rob Zombie sattues and Star Trek trading cards. The Eisner's same pro-comic book bias that works against webcomics totally ignores newspaper comics. Simply put, one of our greatest comics artists ever, Charles Schulz, had about a zero chance of winning an Eisner until after he was dead and people like Fantagraphics collected his comics in big books and started shipping them out to stores that sell Spawn action figures and Fiend Folios.
It used to be that I gave a fuck when the Eisner Awards totally ignored webcomics, but now for some reason I can't even be bothered to go look at the webcomics they do nominate. Maybe my priorities have changed. Maybe for the worse. Maybe it's a good thing that other people are getting outraged on my behalf about every percieved slight to comics on the Internet, but I can't really get as interested in comics awards as I used to because I'm too busy making comics.
But at least the Eisners don't still have a category for "Best Hellboy Lunchbox" while totally ignoring webcomics.
And it's not like they took away Milli Vanilli's Grammy. That was cold.
Right?
UPDATE: It turns out I lied: I have read Ojingogo, I just blanked on the name because I'm shit with names some times. It's a damn good comic, which makes the people bitching about this even more off base. I hope it wins.
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