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Jul. 17th, 2008

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... You can't spell "anus" without the good ole USA.






Jul. 16th, 2008

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Did you hear the one about the woman who is attacked on the street by a gorilla, beaten senseless, raped repeatedly and left to die? When she finally regains consciousness and tries to speak, her doctor leans over to hear her sigh contently and to feebly ask, “Where is that marvelous ape?”






Jul. 14th, 2008

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I completely disagree with Eric Zorn of the Chicago Tribune when he writes:


The New Yorker maintains that the illustration on the cover of its current issue is meant to satirize, not spread, the smears and rumors about Sen. Barack Obama — that he is an unpatriotic Muslim with terrorist sympathies who hates the American flag..


I take the editors at their word and await the upcoming cover in which they give the same ha-ha-isn’t-it-silly? treatment to the rotten things people say about John McCain: Say a cartoon showing him looking about 150 years old and spouting demented non-sequiturs in the middle of a violent temper tantrum while, in the corner, his wife is passed out next to a bottle of pills.


It’s only satire, right?


No, not really.


See, John McCain isn’t just rumored to be seventy-some-years old, we have actual facts to support the asssertion that he is really old. Therefore, drawing him so that he looks old wouldn’t have anything to with a smear or a rumor. It would have to with what is known as a “fact.” It’s a fact we can actually measure based on the number of times the earth oribits the sun, which we have conveniently labeled “years.” Similarly, it isn’t just a rumor that McCain has angry outbursts or that his wife has been addicted to drugs. Those are facts. Yes, rarely reported facts, but facts nonetheless.


So why would we be equating facts about McCain with lies about Obama? Why would drawing a picture of an old man so that he looks like an old man be in any way equivalent to drawing a non-terrorist so that he looks like a terrorist?


There’s something ridiculous about our political discourse here, when telling basic facts about one candidate (his age) is viewed as soemhow the equivalent of telling complete lies about another (he’s a terrorist!) .


But back to the New Yorker cover. I’ve got sympathies for the artist because he has a difficult task here. In order to satirize something, you’ve got to take it over the top. This New Yorker cover merely repeats the smears and rumors about Sen. Barack Obama, and therefore it is indistinguishable from something you’d see from a right wing magazine. As Jonah Goldberg of the conservative National Review points out, “What I find interesting about the New Yorker cover is that it’s almost exactly the sort of cover you could expect to find on the front of National Review.” Granted when you’re dealing with right wing crazies it’s pretty difficult to out do them. You could try to draw a cartoon of Obama crashing a jet into the White House while eating babies and showing an in-flight movie where he and Rick
Santorum star in a bestiality porn film with an endangered species of sea turtle, but you’d probably just be disappointed when you found that is the topic of next week’s edition of CNN anchor Glenn Beck’s radio show.







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Crazy Pro-Gorbachov Zombie Metal Video

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Jul. 11th, 2008

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Sometimes it appears as if Western societies have regressed, adopting a medieval atti
tude towards calamitous acts. Back in the Dark Ages, people regarded accidents, disasters and other acts of misfortune as the work of hidden forces. Accidents did not happen, apparently – they were intentionally caused, either by divine or malevolent forces. Misdeeds were often said to have been caused by people who had been manipulated by ‘evil forces’.

This primitive outlook is making a comeback; it informs the way many people make sense of high-profile catastrophes today. Conspiracy theories are pushed forward to explain what happened on 9/11, or why there was such devastation in New Orleans during Hurricane Katrina.






Jul. 10th, 2008

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The American leader, who has been condemned throughout his presidency for failing to tackle climate change, ended a private meeting with the words: "Goodbye from the world's biggest polluter."

He then punched the air while grinning widely, as the rest of those present including Gordon Brown and Nicolas Sarkozy looked on in shock.






Jul. 9th, 2008

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Marine biologists concede they have little hope of the eight-limbed sea molluscs solving the fiendish plastic puzzle. Instead, the month-long project at 23 Sea Life Centres across Britain and Europe will examine octopus intelligence in an attempt to discover if they have a favourite tentacle for picking things up – much as humans are right or left-handed.






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Flint cops crack down on sagging pants






Jul. 8th, 2008

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"He told the officers that it was urban camouflage," said the homeowner.

...The guy told officers he had covered himself in barbecue sauce because he wanted to hide from the government.






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Jul. 5th, 2008

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Professional Killer (The One And Only Mix)
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This is absolutely hacktackular. The BBC compiles a list of McCain and Obama "flip-flopping." In an apparent stab at "journalistic balance," they list five examples for each candidate. The problem? That in order to find five Obama flips, they had to just make things up. That's right. Go ahead and list Obama flip-flops that have never happened. That will be fair and balanced.

Check this out:

"Mr Obama himself has announced that he plans to visit Iraq, where he will make 'a thorough assessment' which could lead him to 'refine' his policy. Some critics have seized on this as an indication that Mr Obama is laying the groundwork for a change in position."

Wow. "Some critics" say there are indications that Obama might change positions in the future. As someone
who once saw a piece of burnt toast that looked a little bit like Elvis flip-flopping, I'm not sure I can trust this future Obama that a psychic saw in a vision one time.

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Among other less conventional choices were "Always Look on the Bright Side of Life" by the Monty Python comedy team, "Ding Dong the Witch is Dead," "Hit the Road Jack," "Another One Bites the Dust" and "I'll Sleep W
hen I'm Dead."






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Jul. 3rd, 2008

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The medical staff, from the northern town of Grudziadz, are being investigated over medical trials on as many as 350 homeless and poor people last year, which prosecutors say involved an untried vaccine to the highly-contagious virus.

... The news of the investigation will come as another blow to the reputation of Poland's beleaguered and poverty-stricken national health service. In 2002, a number of ambulance medics were found guilty of killing their patients for commissions from funeral companies.






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Jul. 1st, 2008

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The pupil, who wrote "f--- off" after being asked in an English exam to "describe the room you are sitting in", got 2 marks out of 27 and would have got more if he had added some punctuation, chief examiner Peter Buckroyd told The Times.

"It does show some very basic skills we are looking for -- l
ike conveying some meaning and some spelling," said Buckroyd, who works for the Assessment and Qualifications Alliance examinations board. "It shows some nominal skills but no relevance to the task".

"If it had had an exclamation mark it would have got a little bit more because it would have been showing a little bit of skill".






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