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Instant Human...just add coffee
03 August 2008 @ 11:29 pm
LMAO  
While browsing the interwebs for my evening-crack-meal I came across this:



I think it might have killed me xD I'm also fairly certain my neighbours are actually afraid of falling asleep again.... *keeps on cackling in that terrible old-wicked-hag way*

Purrfect!
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Current Mood: hyper
Current Music: State Of Shock - Money Honey
 
 
Instant Human...just add coffee
01 August 2008 @ 01:05 am
Insomnia made me do it  
It's 1 am and since I'm too tired to do anything creative -technically- I could just go to bed... But where's the fun in that, no?
Alas, I'm doing memes:



Alexandra,
your name's Secret Meaning is...

"A Rebel without a Cause"




Nownow, I have a cause, plenty of 'em, even xD They are usually R-rated. *nod*


Your darkest secret is:
You accidentally went back in time and killed a dodo bird



Take this quiz at QuizGalaxy.com




That's not so bad? Unless it was in one of those parallel universes....those are bad.

<td align="center">You most resemble Marlon Brando



You are very smart, and very talented, although you don’t really enjoy social company. You prefer to live alone, go to movies alone, cry alone in the corner...

Take this quiz at QuizGalaxy.com</td>







NEW TXT FROM
Irina:

ZOMBIE ATTACK - RUN







Pfffffff, that's like...every other day xD



Erica

~ will teach you to ~

Imitate E.T.


'What will your business card say?' at QuizGalaxy.com



Ha! Don't get me started....

*also moonlights as*


Erica

Was Cleopatra in a past life


'What will your business card say?' at QuizGalaxy.com




OK, done now.
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Current Mood: restless
Current Music: Paramore - For A Pessimist, I'm Pretty Optimistic
 
 
Instant Human...just add coffee
29 July 2008 @ 02:53 pm
Ianto Jones to the rescue.  
Ianto Jones please report to the infirmary. Ianto Jones report to the infirmary...

Eri: I'm SLEEPY. Dead-beat-can't-scratch-my-ear-if-I-wanted-to sleepy... It might have something to do with the fact that I had less than 4 hours of sleep last...erm...morning.

Imaginary friend, who has yet to be named: It's not like -somebody- made you stay awake all night. You decided that watching SGA re-runs was far more interesting than sleeping....*g* what's your problem?

Eri: I wasn't exactly planning on getting up at 9am, either....

IF (... Iffy?): Again, nobody ordered you to.

Eri: Yeah, I know.... It's unnatural *blink, blink, yaaaaawn*

Iffy: Just go get some coffee and start switching those butts for Iri!

Eri: That would be nice, aye. Problem is: not even that industrial-strength espresso is doing the trick >.< I'm ....

Iffy: Yeah, we heard you the first time....

Eri: *dozes off mumbling about sexy chunks and Photoshop*

Iffy: *slaps Eri* Would you like me to arrange for an IV?

Eri: Yes, please....

TBC...
 
 
Current Location: inside my coffee bucket
Current Mood: sleepy
Current Music: Stargate Atlantis- The Hive
 
 
Instant Human...just add coffee
12 September 2007 @ 01:44 am
The Grand Opening!  


So there, it's all set :) *is happy* I probably should say something wise, like "It's a small mouse click for a Lime, but a huge click for the future..." ;-)

I'd like to thank in advance everyone who will pimp this out, I really appreciate the help guys :)
 
 
Current Mood: accomplished
Current Music: Timbaland - Oh Timbaland
 
 
 
Instant Human...just add coffee
09 August 2007 @ 10:22 pm
Announcement is just another word pimping.  
If you want to see pretty click the link xD [info]lime_unleashed.

From now on I'll be posting all my crafty photos in my art community [info]lime_unleashed

I like the sound of it, so lemme do it one more time [info]lime_unleashed

ok, I'm done */end self-pimage*

Now, go ^_^
 
 
Current Mood: good
Current Music: Rihanna - Don't Stop The Music
 
 
Instant Human...just add coffee
18 July 2007 @ 05:28 pm
Because cute cat cheerleaders can save Japan from all that invisible buttseks  
Because Ali told me to:

*giggle-snort* )
 
 
Current Mood: easily amused
Current Music: Amy Winehouse - You Know I'm No Good
 
 
Instant Human...just add coffee
08 June 2007 @ 01:59 am
PIMPage  
My dear flist, let me show you my new icon community [info]lime_unleashed. From now on all my artish ramblings, icons etc will be living there. Thank you for your attention...
 
 
Current Mood: drained
Current Music: My own histerical laugh
 
 
Instant Human...just add coffee
20 January 2007 @ 11:33 pm
101 turned 61  
That's right. 61 icons... *shifty* I can count, I know I'm missing 40...

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Not that you really care about numbers, do you? ;-p )
 
 
Current Mood: annoyed
Current Music: Bon Jovi - have a nice day
 
 
Instant Human...just add coffee
13 January 2007 @ 08:59 pm
It's Silly time !! ..again  
Your Mind is NC-17 Rated

You're mind is so filthy... you should should be washing every part of you out with soap.
If your thoughts can go dirty, they do. Almost everything is NC-17 to you!


I do NOT! For me it's all birds and bees. Oh, and ponnies ;-)

Read more... )
 
 
Current Mood: cheerful
Current Music: Pat Benatar - Invincible
 
 
Instant Human...just add coffee
10 January 2007 @ 02:00 am
Ding dong, the fight is won  
Stupid Photobucket. Did it really thought it would win with me? ME? O_O

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Moooo )
 
 
Current Location: Beeed
Current Music: Ice T - My Baby
 
 
Instant Human...just add coffee
07 January 2007 @ 11:45 pm
Pimp  
I made new header ( You can stop covering your eyes, sis) I like it. A lot. What do you think?

Stolen from Meggles:


In 2007, you will...
Be a pimp
'What is your sexual new years prediction?'
at
QuizUniverse.com




Haha! I kinda like it, I'll make some money - finally *points at her music* :D Who wants work for me?
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Current Music: Pimp or die - Ice-T
 
 
Instant Human...just add coffee
07 January 2007 @ 04:48 pm
Icon Update  
I aim to amuse ;-p

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Come Closerrrr )
 
 
Current Mood: anxious
Current Music: Throwback - Timbaland
 
 
Instant Human...just add coffee
31 December 2006 @ 09:55 pm
New year's resolutions ( not quite serious)  
ok... 13 of them:


In the year 2007 I resolve to:
Be kinky more often.



Get your resolution here.



:muwaha: I can do that




In the year 2007 I resolve to:
Sell myself on ebay.



Get your resolution here.



LOL, partially done.


In the year 2007 I resolve to:
Disown my parents.



Get your resolution here.



Definitely!


In the year 2007 I resolve to:
Become a slut.



Get your resolution here.



Become? But I am already! I spend so much time in various fandom-gutters...



In the year 2007 I resolve to:
Getting myself admitted to a mental institution.



Get your resolution here.



:crackup: This should be an easy one


In the year 2007 I resolve to:
Start a cult.



Get your resolution here.



That's so last season :no:



In the year 2007 I resolve to:
Become one with my inner sociopath.



Get your resolution here.



But we're alright >_>


In the year 2007 I resolve to:
Getting deported.



Get your resolution here.




Oh! That's a good one. I'd like my government to buy me a one way ticket to some country where people actually use their brains.



In the year 2007 I resolve to:
Spend my summer vacation in cyberspace.



Get your resolution here.



Alwayyyaaaas!



In the year 2007 I resolve to:
Have at least one orgasm per hour.



Get your resolution here.



Well... Ignorance is a bliss... so they say *giggle*


In the year 2007 I resolve to:
Train my cats to hunt hamsters.



Get your resolution here.



Hey, Ali....



In the year 2007 I resolve to:
Have an affair with my English teacher.



Get your resolution here.



But I don't have an English teacher, dammit. I study on my own... On the other hand-- affair with my pretty self.... pretty kinky o_O



In the year 2007 I resolve to:
Sing like no one is around, all the time!



Get your resolution here.



Pfff,. like I don't already do that...
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Current Mood: amused
Current Music: Throwback - Timbaland
 
 
Instant Human...just add coffee
27 December 2006 @ 07:36 pm
Photoshop owns me  
Absolutely. I can't escape it, it keeps following me ;-) But since I don't hace classes for the next 2 weeks...

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Crime scene this way )
 
 
Current Location: Da di dum da da
Current Mood: creative
Current Music: Syntax - Little Love
 
 
Instant Human...just add coffee
26 December 2006 @ 11:44 pm
Ch-ch-changes...  
w00t! I made it, took almost 3 hours though...

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*likes*
 
 
Current Mood: sleepy
Current Music: David Bowie - The Hearts Filthy Lesson
 
 
Instant Human...just add coffee
06 December 2006 @ 03:57 pm
Wheeee! Who needs a brain when you can have T-Bag?  
Muwaha!

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Moooore )
 
 
Current Location: ask T-Bag
Current Mood: accomplished
Current Music: CCR- Have you ever seen the rain
 
 
Instant Human...just add coffee
30 November 2006 @ 04:56 pm
The Resource List  
For all my Photoshop related needs I use goodies from:


[info]rxyangl
[info]77words
[info]dearest
[info]sinecure
[info]9thaquilo
[info]fearher
[info]ewanism
[info]gilmoreghost
[info]creamuts
[info]9thaquilo
[info]crystalsc
[info]microcake
[info]radon_
[info]ps_neke
[info]ownthesunshine
[info]100x100_brushes
[info]wonderland__



[info]scrapbookart
[info]girlboheme
[info]cdg
[info]_iconographer
[info]discolore Lots and lots of pretty textures
[info]retrographic Wonderful Textures
[info]_promenadeicons More testures
[info]backstage_art
[info]ecenoci Textures and brushes.
[info]_atomic_cherry Textures
[info]_hakanaidreams Gorgeous textures (bright colours) and lots of icon-sized brushes.
[info]lifeisdolce
[info]dearest
[info]coloured_skies textures
[info]iccone
[info]cielo_icons modern/pop art-like textures
[info]ruthenia_alba Brushes
[info]vous_le_savez Textures
[info]chippugp
[info]cylonish Icon sized textures
[info]tearjerkericons more of 'em
[info]katopi same
[info]sakusei wallpaper-sized textures
[info]distractiions
[info]uninvitedgrace newspaper-like textures
[info]dreaming_art Textures
[info]texturedump more textures
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Ancient Secret

Hybrid Genesis

SCREENCAPS:

Stargate Atlantis episodes Midway and Kindret p1 were made by [info]discolore


Vintage
Crazymegan at deviant art

Icon textures by http://manila-craze.deviantart.com/
Sky textures ( icon size) by http://white-nuts.deviantart.com/

Large textures by http://glass-prism.deviantart.com/
Polaroid brushes by http://withmycamera.deviantart.com/
Vintage people by http://rotfuchs.deviantart.com/
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Current Mood: bouncy
Current Music: David Bowie - The Hearts Filthy Lesson
 
 
Instant Human...just add coffee
25 November 2006 @ 05:20 pm
 
Random silliness

Your Famous Last Words Will Be:

"Goodbye. I am leaving because I am bored."


Sounds familiar o_O, Iri aren't those yours last words?

What Your Underwear Says About You

You buy the sexiest underwear you kind find, and always have something hot on underneath your clothes.

You're comfortable in your own skin - and don't care to impress anyone.




Your Superhero Profile



Your Superhero Name is The Purple Slayer

Your Superpower is Flying

Your Weakness is Sailors

Your Weapon is Your Robotic Shield

Your Mode of Transportation is Giraffe


^ That sounds about right... especially giraffe part :nod: Ali knows what I mean;-)

Your Christmas is Most Like: How the Grinch Stole Christmas

You can't really get into the Christmas spirit...
But it usually gets to you by the end of the holiday.


Pffft, Christmas are SO overrated



You Are a Coy Flirt

You may not seem like you're flirting, but you know exactly what you're doing.
You draw people in, very calculatingly, without them even knowing.
Subtle and understated, you know how to best leverage your sex appeal.
A sexy enigma, you easily become an object of obsession.


The O_O says it all