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30 thinsg to do in alton towers theme park :)
lol, i love making these :)



Things to do in Alton towers them park

1) Upon getting your ticket run down to the people queuing and waggle it in their faces singing “LOOSERS LOOOOSERS! I got the ticket, I got the ticket! I do you don’t NEH, NEH!”
2) Walk up to an ice cream van and politely ask in a posh accent “do you do caviar? Turkey? Veal? Maybe some trout?” when the owner tells you he only does ice cream, wave your hand at him and tut “commoners.”
3) Proceed to scream at any kid you see. (Note; beware any children with hells angel or mafia members for their parents.)
4) While walking down the ‘Oblivion’ queue, scream “you’re all going to die!” at the people, pull at your hair and run back out of the queue screaming.
5) Throw a child down the oblivion hole as the rollercoaster goes down and see who disappears first.
6) Insist that you and you6 foot 10 brother should be allowed to go on the baby rides.
7) Go for a swim in the log flumes.
8) In ‘black hole’ (the dark rollercoaster) start cackling evilly as the lights flash
9) In ‘Black hole’ randomly grab the face of the person behind you as you go into pitch black.
10) Get overly serious in the haunted laser zone place, swearing to avenge the deaths of anyone that gets hit. Proceed to beat up the zombies.
11) On the kiddie haunted mansion where the room appears to rotate scream crazily. (my mum almost did that-lmao)
12) Run around the park giggling like a 2 year old.
13) Get stuck in the paddleboats and make people go out to rescue you.
14) Try to climb out of the rollercoaster as it is at the peak of it’s climb- just before it drops.
15) Try to run down the rollercoaster carts like on the top of a train.
16) On ‘nemesis’ while you have yourself suspended with your legs dangling, try to pull your legs up every time you go near the floor. Extra points for kicking wildly at the people behind you.
17) On ‘air’ sing the ‘superman’ theme tune throughout the ride as loud as you can.
18) On any ride hold milk in your mouth and spit it out as you o over a drop- making the people behind you think you’ve thrown up.
19) While in mc Donald’s or KFC try to ride the shopping tills.
20) On the monorail to the park shriek and comment to the others that this is an awesome ride.
21) In the busy car park try to get into several cars that kind of look like yours.
22) In the car park dress up like a tramp and limp up to random people, asking if they’ve seen your car- you’ve been here for 5 years.
23) Go into a sobbing wreck in the queue to the kid’s ride
24) See how many times you can stay on the mine train without being told to get off.
25) Attack any people dressed up like animals.
26) Bound up to and hug any people dressed up lie stuffed animals, punching kids aside.
27) Have a deep conversation with people dressed up like animals and force them to talk.
28) See how many people you can get to take pictures for you. Run off as they aim (note: you need a lot of money for this.-lol )
29) Climb up the rollercoaster scaffolding singing the Spiderman theme tune.
In the 3d film room, flinch, scream and try to touch whatever you see in front of you, while going ‘oooohhh!’