So happy birthdays were in order for the wonderous, beautiful, hilarious Kato on friday. We had a party, and i must say, it was a massive success. the funniest parts included people walking in on other people in the toilet. this is funny because of the following reasons:
the toilet door HAS GOT a lock, but everyone kept saying "geez, this wouldn't happen if the door had a lock"
Noone ever bothered to knock before entering, even if there were a few people lined up to use it, they just walked ahead and assumed it was empty. wrong.
someone decided to put an entire roll of toilet paper into the toilet in (what one can only assumed to be) an attempted blockage. the only things that happened was that it was removed and chucked on the ground making the floor wet and muddy and the perfect thing for having people fall over. hehe. not safe, but highly amusing.
and also poor unwilling guests were attacked by various people with a 'kate reynolds-bickerton' stamp, leaving half the people there branded on the forehead. somehow I escaped this gruesome fate and emerged reasonably unscathed. In your FACE james! hahaha!
And I must make honorable mentions to some outstanding party-goers.
first and foremost, Kate for single handedly getting james drunk. California Kings Mix anyone??
Nichole, for having the best outfit, and the best dancing skills and for making out with an oversized blow-up Coopers bottle.
Georgia for her gorgeous dress and horrible HORRIBLE waterfall skills.
Miranda for calling two taxis instead of one. and for taking photos of peoples foreheads.
tommy for his giggling.
Furbee for his dancing, yes, that's right furbee DANCED!! and for calling a spade a spade when it came to the home-made punch.
trentos for his bad bad dad jokes. like seriously, embarrassingly bad.
and everyone who came. good times were had by all, and in conclusion, don't put twinkies on your pizza.
over and out!
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- _donna_ (
_donna_) wrote,