||[Feb. 26th, 2005|12:35 pm]
well well well, if it isn't my old friend the 'COMPUTER'.... tsk tsk.|
i'm in agaston again, after a WILD night of fun fun fun and random acts of drunkeness... i know believe you chloe, i do do the most crazy things when drunk. like sleep in my car... get up to look for a public toilet (not wanting to wake anyone at hannahs) go back to sleep, wake up again a few hours later... much too sober for my liking (but conveniently so as by this time i REALLY needed to go) drove to a servo and purchased a trashy mag so that i could use the toilet. then i went to work to try and change a shift. my brother informs me that not only do i look like crap, but i sent a raunchy msg to a girl from work.. now i thought i had just sent formal, kind of drunkish msgs asking for someone to do my shift... but maybe not. it didn't upset me that much though because it was the girl who kind of screwed with my brothers head for a while. so kama i say. HA!
anyway... what did everyone else do at that paaartay last night? apart from dancing and twister and such.
i'm going to rent crappy old movies and watch them and trudge down to the supermarket in my trackies for that deliscious salt and vinegar pop corn and *drool*... good times.
but before i do that, i really feel i should inform you all of some SHOCKING AND APPAULLING information i just illegally obtained....
it effects our dear friend eden... its shocking i warn you now, if you have a weak heart you may want to stop reading........ ............ ......... NOW!
well we all know what happened with the ipod, but word has it, in a fit of rage eden... dear sweet eden... got a HUGE novelty sized hammer and went around smashing every thing in her path... INCLUDING JOHN WILKINS! thats right dear friends.... he's in a critical state, obviously not dead as lets face it, eden you're not THAT strong, but he's 1 third his size! i have it on good authority that he will never grow back to his normal size ... he looks like an oompa loompa, which may just be what he needs to get his popularity kick started. as lucky as she was this time, eden is still on probation, so any further acts of indescrecion could result in serious SERIOUS consequences... she may never be allowed to wear pink... EVER AGAIN! *SHOCK! HORROR!*
well don't say i never tell you guys anything. i'm your current affairs RIGHT HERE!