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| according to dante, i'll be hanging out with pimps when i die |
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The Dante's Inferno Test has banished you to the Eigth Level of Hell - the Malebolge!
Here is how you matched up against all the levels:
Take the Dante's Divine Comedy Inferno Test
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[27 Jul 2003|02:15am] |
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i post dumb stuff
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You're black! Skirtin' on 22s, rims dats keep
spinnin' some bluntz, some cash money, and some
fried chicken keep yo' ass in business. It's
official like a referee wit a whistle, my
shizzle!!
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[18 Apr 2003|01:39am] |
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i saw the house of 1000 corpses the other night (the movie directed by rob zombie). it was awesome. everyone should go see it.
we didnt get kicked out of our apartment. we met the head office lady and she said that she was very close to kicking us out but decided to be nice, but next time we are out. sean and i had to write a paragraph saying that we wont do it again. she said that she was jelous of our balcony peeing. she said that she wished that she could piss off a balcony just once.
i should get to sleep. school is dumb.
border="0"><tr><td width="180">Disorder</td><td width="120">Rating</td></tr><tr><td>Paranoid:</td><td>Low</td></tr><tr><td>Schizoid:</td><td>Low</td></tr><tr><td>Schizotypal:</td><td>Moderate</td></tr><tr><td>Antisocial:</td><td>Low</td></tr><tr><td>Borderline:</td><td>Low</td></tr><tr><td>Histrionic:</td><td>Moderate</td></tr><tr><td>Narcissistic:</td><td>Low</td></tr><tr><td>Avoidant:</td><td>High</td></tr><tr><td>Dependent:</td><td>High</td></tr><tr><td>Obsessive-Compulsive:</td><td>Low</td></tr><tr><td colspan="2" align="center">
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[08 Apr 2003|03:06am] |
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i just reached the bottom of my bag of goldfish and that is dumb. the 2nd conan is on so that is good though. i need to pee. and sleep maybe and there is probably something else i should do. conan on. goodbye
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[08 Apr 2003|02:31am] |
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i got a note on my door today saying that i needed to go talk to the office immediately. i went and they said that sean and i have to go meet the head manger lady tomorrow morning because they are threatening to kick us out for our party the other night. that is so dumb. i think the guy that lives on the bottom floor and drives a blue camero is keeps finding dumb things to rat on us about and is out to get us. i hate him. i want to fuck up his car. but he seems to spot all these stupid little things so he probably has a camera on his car or something. i wish he would die. or just move out. i hate it. i cant wait to get our house in august. hopefully our neighbors there wont suck.
i forgot to mention in my last entry that we went to the beach saturday morning. it was a lot of fun. i skimboarded a bunch. me and christina and alex and hilary and amy went. i was pimp at the beach with four ladies. tomorrow is christina's birthday. well, today i guess.
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[07 Apr 2003|01:48am] |
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i keep getting bitched at for not writing anything
i should be sleeping now. i just kind of burnt some scupley i was cooking, but i'm going to paint it anyway so it is ok.
we had a party friday night for christina and alex's birthday. i had a lot of fun. sean fell over and puked. this was probably because he insisted on doing 2 funnels when he was already a little too drunk. one funnel had 1/2 a margarita and some pickled egg juice (vinegar) in it.
i went to see strike anywhere saturday with christina and alex. it was an early show which was awesome because then christina could go. she has a 10 o'clock probation curfew so she doesnt get to go to many shows. i saw jason there which was odd because he lives in st augustine. so we got to hang out later that night. we went to a bar his brother used to manager and one of the bartenders got about $50 together and challenged jason to drink a gallon of 1/2 & 1/2 in half an hour without puking. he puked 1/2 way through the 2nd quart. it was funny. rick and i were calling him a woman (because women are inferior). i dont think that it is physically possible to take in that much liquid in that amount of time anyway. i'm not a doctor, but i doubt an average person could drink a gallon of water in half an hour. if anyone could though, i think it would be bri-guy. unfortunately he is in virginia, so i cant test my theory.
christina shaved my head. i was sick of my hair. it's too hot in the summer.
today sean and hilary and sean's mom and i went around looking for houses to rent. we saw some good ones but its a little to early to do anything yet. my butt went numb from riding around all day. i hope our house has a garage. i want a garage. garages are manly. i can hang out in the garage and build/break stuff and be manly. i cant wait.
well, i am tired, goodnight
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| steel reserve, yellow jackets, and dreaded hair |
[26 Nov 2002|05:32am] |
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[25 Nov 2002|02:10pm] |
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this weekend was pretty fun. mostly just odd.
friday night, we hung out here for a little while. i watched bill, sean, brittany, and christina finish off the last of our booze. then we went to walmart. bill and i ducked behind some clothes and managed to loose the others. we tried on some sweet old man shoes. we were shocked and appalled to find that walmart's shoe prices have gone up a lot. then bill and i did some research for our evil plan for when sean's girlfriend comes to stay with us. it will be hilarious. then they paged us on the intercom in walmart and we took the little girls home. we came back here and did the weekly world news crossword puzzle. (on a side note: according the the weekly world news, bin ladin is going to blow up "the internet." that will be fun.)
i slept all day saturday until 6p. around 11 sean, bill, and i went to the arcade. i wasnt doing so well at galaga, so we had to leave. (sean and i beat house of the dead a couple weeks ago.) then we cruised around aimlessly for a while. we stopped at a random gas station to pee. apparently i have lost all sense of smell because bill tried going into the bathroom first and ran out gagging because he couldnt stand the stench. i went in and didnt smell anything. sean bought boiled peanuts and we stood out side and ate those thinking of where we should drive next. while standing there, a big suv (expedition, i think) full of black kids pulls up behind my car and yells something at me. i went to move my car because it was kind of in the way. then i realize that it is my friend jeff from h.s. (i have black friends. arent i cool?) i didnt know that he moved to orlando. he is going to devry. anyway. we talked to him for while. then we left and decided to drive to citywalk. on the way there, i stopped a railroad crossing. there was a hot girl stopped next to us. i got her to roll down the window and she and i had a little chat. nothing came of it, but bill and sean were very proud of me. i am so fucking smooth. anyway. we got to citywalk and traffic was insane. they werent letting people in. traffic was moving inches at a time. we began to notice that we were the only white people in the traffic. there were a lot of really nice cars. lots of real sweet caprices. one guy passing me offered me 5000 dollars for my car. i would have taken it, but he kept driving. it was a lot of fun checking out the cars and talking to people. there was no hostility even though we were stuck in traffic. everyone was just having a good time. we eventually found out that the cause of all this was due to a ludacris show at citywalk. i wish i had known about it. we finally made our way out and went to denny's like usual. we were in the mood for some fried chicken, but kfc wasnt open and nothing else was on the way. as soon as we walked in the door to denny's, we were seated. ahead of the huge line of people waiting to sit. we ate and drank coffee for a few hours until helena got off. she came over and we watched a few movies. our pool opened at 9 and we went to go in the hot tub, since it was freezing out. unfortunately it wasnt hot. i was pissed. helena left at 10a. i went to sleep at 11. then i got up at 5 to go with hilary and sean to pick pat up at the airport. we parked on the raccoon level. there was a statue behind a glass case of a raccoon drinking out of an orange crush bottle. the same bottles i get at sam's club. we got pat and went to see harry potter. they liked it. i was so tired that i fell asleep 15 minutes into it. the parts that i saw when i woke up to get comfortable seemed exciting. anyway. pat is here so fun will be had.
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[22 Nov 2002|01:13pm] |
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i got some fun shit at the store. and i saved like 20 something bucks with my discount card. sweet!
i had a fun lunch today. i felt like a little kid. i had a bologna sandwich on white bread with a tall glass of red fruit punch drink. it was awesome. i watched the view today. it was fun. the whole idea behind that show amuses me. they have old lady walters who just does her stupid media thing. then they have the fat black woman. who keeps the show hip by saying things like, "you go girl" and such. then they have the young girl that pretends to be smart. she adds something for the younger women and she tries not to be a bimbo. then they have the weird middle-aged comedian/feminist/in-your-face lady. she isnt funny. and lastly there is the mid-30's/hopes she's still hot/mother that talks how she can raise kids and still be "with-it". but none of these people are really extreme versions of their personalities. they could really just be the same person wearing different masks (and a fat suit sometimes) and playing the different characters. but i guess they cant have actual opinions or personality or else they might offend somebody and lose ratings. i thought it was funny when they brought out models to show off "the latest fashion". and apparently they were bargain shoppers too because they kept listing off the prices of the outfits and everyone was amazed that a shirt and skirt and occasionally a scarf only cost 150 dollars. is that a bargain? it doesnt sound like it to me. but what do i know. anyway i really liked my bologna sandwich and fruit punch drink.
i dont know whats going on tonight. but i know i am going to have fun. because i said so. oh shit! 5th wheel is on! must go now!
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[21 Nov 2002|02:58pm] |
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i've got the blues
kraft macaroni and cheese
the blue box blues
i really need to go grocery shopping. i have been out of cheese for way too long. the foreman grill just isnt the same without it. and this morning, i ran out of real coffee and had to resort to my resereves (a small container of instant coffee). it was distgusting. but i forced it down. anyway. i never want that to happen again. so i better get to the store today. i got an albertsons discount membership card thing the other day. i havent used it yet. this will be fun! yeah!
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[21 Nov 2002|01:05am] |
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i attempted to take a 2 hour "power nap", but apparently the intricacies of the modern alarm clock are too perplexing for my feeble old brain to handle. so it didn't go off and i woke up 5 hours later. anyway i was just thinking about how i used to make fun of people that had these live journal things.
i think i will continue to make fun of them.
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[20 Nov 2002|06:47pm] |
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i went 45 hours with only 4 hours of sleep. i took 2 naps of 2 hours each. i was going crazy. lots of caffeine was involved. when i actually tried to get to sleep i layed there with my eyes shut because they were so heavy that it was almost painful, but it took me a while to actually get to sleep because my heart was racing due to all the coffee. i drink too much coffee.
the other day, i think i was having physical caffeine withdrawals. when i got up in the morning, i started my coffee. then got into the shower and when i was getting out of the shower i started feeling the worst pain in my stomach, like i was sick. i was thinking that i might not be able to make it to school. anyway, i went out to sit on my couch, then smelled the coffee. for some reason, the thought of coffee made my think that everything would be ok. so i poured myself a cup. as soon as it hit my lips, i was instantly fine. no more pain. this scares my a little. but i dont plan to stop drinking coffee anytime soon.
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[20 Nov 2002|04:44am] |
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don’t you love it when you accidentally pour a soda too quickly and the bubbles fizz up real fast and you're scared that it's going to spill over, but then they stop right at the edge, just before it goes over the edge, so close that if it had been done a little differently you would have either had a stupid mess or just a regular old, boring soda in a cup. but it was an accident anyway, so there is no way to repeat it or learn from it. it just happened. and all you can do is be amazed...?
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