User Profile

If you've looked at this at all you'll know I'm Emma, 17 and from Bath, but it's an easy way to start these intro thingies, so it's being repeated. Um. Hello. I'm a fairly average teenager, apart from a few basic things like I live without my folks and have never completed any education. So I'm a bit more stupid and a little less harassed by my small sister than others I guess. I'm usually pretty shy and quiet til you get to know me. People yell at me a lot for mumbling and I stammer if I feel nervous - otherwise if I'm saying nothing then that's most likely because I seriously doubt that anything I say will be of any interest to anyone ever. I hate meeting lots of new people all at once, espcially if they're loud. On the other hand when you do know me I'm open, honest to the point of tactlessness, crude and a bit of a boy - videogames, perving at bottoms, watching footy, drinking lots of pints and eating pies kinda thang. I like being a bit girlie in private, although as a rule I get along with guys a LOT easier than laydeez because boys don't seem to be quite so immediately judgemental...though even that seems to have changed in these recent years.
I don't really care what people dress like or whatever music they're into. (Though it's still fun to laugh at huge gold earrings with STACEY written across them, and I'm prone to a bit of emobashing as well) Everyone's entitled to make those kind of choices for themselves and not need to be put through shit for it. Likewise, I don't understand ageism, sexism or racism. Age, sex and race aren't factors in whether someone is a decent human being. I try not to judge from backgrounds, because I hate it when people do so to me. I'm a Council Estate Princess and PROUD!
I luffs animals and sunshine and playing with my pink glittery frisbee whilst semi-pissed. I like marmite with cheese. I like talking bollocks to my mates, or wandering along in silence without it being awkward. I like hugs and people who give them freely. I shouldn't be fed chocolate covered coffee beans unless you want me to be hyperactive for about 3 days. Computer games and books rock my world. I have two loose ambitions in life - one is to become a tattoo artist and the other is to open a small coffee shop and have a flat above it. Unless I get off my fat ass and do something about it though, neither are going to happen. They probably won't, because I really love just sitting on my ass and feeling it grow. I'm lazy, until it's something I really really wanna do, normally for someone else. I can never do anything for myself that improves my life in any way, I will only do it to if I'm proving someone else wrong. I smoke too much, and I drink too much. Drugs are good for you. This is really long so I'm going to stop, but at least you know some shit about me now, if you could be assed to read it.