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Hi, all!   
07:06pm 17/02/2008
  Hi, I know I've been absent. I'm pretty much sure most of you have lost patience at this point. But for those that haven't, I haven't totally given up on this story. It's just that with school I don't have much time to write this. My writing energies have recently been redirected to my thesis. But I'll gradually get it done. No promises on the time, though. Keep 296 at the back of your mind. I'm going to try to work on an update this summer.  
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296 Ways to Seduce a Teacher: Ch. 14   
03:31pm 16/03/2007
  Title: 296 Ways to Seduce a Teacher
Author: _demonsblade_
Pairing: Sirius/Remus
Rating: R
Genre: AU, romance, drama, angst, fluff, humor
Warning: Slash, mild chanslash (6-year diff.), boy/man snogging, boy/man sexual situations, strong language
Spoilers: none
Disclaimer: All characters © J.K. Rowling

Summary: AU. Remus has been hired to tutor the Black heir, Sirius. But it seems Sirius has a few things to teach him, as well. Can this possibly the start of a friendship...or something more? And what will happen if the Blacks find out?

Teaser: Remus looked straight into Sirius’s eyes. He could feel his own eyes tearing up and he fought to keep down the tears. He was proud that his lower lip didn’t tremble, considering the circumstances. He wanted this so much that it hurt. His ribs squeezed his heart until it bled.

( Chapter 14 ) )
 
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Sorry!   
02:42pm 28/01/2007
  Okay. I know I said I'll post an update...and I will. Just not now. I'm half-way through the next chapter and it's taking longer than I thought. I'm really very very very sorry to everyone who stuck with me through this. The next semester started and things just got busy again. On top of that my finace had surgery, so life's been a bitch again.

I think it's for the best that I don't rush myself. I want 296 to be a good story, not rushed, not half-assed. So I'm taking a hiatus until June. However, I will keep working on the story and if I get a good chapter, I will be posting. So check back occasionally and I PROMISE I'll post chapters regularly during the summer (June - Sept). Maybe even finish the story!

I'm sorry. I really thought I could do it, but things just got busy. Thank you so much for sticking with me this long.



Demonsblade
 
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I'm not dead!   
10:52pm 19/10/2006
  Hi all! Many of you have emailed me and commented on both LJ and FF.net asking about my whereabouts and I'd like to say sorry for the one year unexpected hiatus. Life caught up with me and I've been extremely busy at college. But I'm back! And 296 is officially off hiatus. I plan to start writing again soon and hopefully have an update a month (so not as often as it was before). Thanks so much for all your concern and I'm really really sorry about disappearing for a year. I'm perfectly okay and hopefully will be back soon with an update. (For those that care, 296 is only half-way finished at this point).

Take care.


Demonsblade
 
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296 Ways to Seduce a Teacher: Ch. 13   
03:45pm 03/10/2005
  Title: 296 Ways to Seduce a Teacher
Author: _demonsblade_
Pairing: Sirius/Remus
Rating: R
Genre: AU, romance, drama, angst, fluff, humor
Warning: Slash, mild chanslash (6-year diff.), boy/man snogging, boy/man sexual situations, mild violence, strong language
Spoilers: none
Disclaimer: All characters © J.K. Rowling

Summary: AU. Remus has been hired to tutor the Black heir, Sirius. But it seems
Sirius has a few things to teach him, as well. Can this possibly the
start of a friendship...or something more? And what will happen if the
Blacks find out?

Teaser: It was an emptiness so profound that it sought out every crook and cranny, leaked out of every aperture, seeped into the very walls themselves, and drove Remus mad.

( Chapter 13 ) )
 
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A Stenographer's Guide to the Marauder Years: 6-7   
10:45am 18/09/2005
  Title: A Stenographer's Guide to the Marauder Years
Author: _demonsblade_
Pairing: Sirius/Remus
Rating: PG-13
Genre: romance, fluff, humor
Warning: Slash, boy/boy snoggage, crude humor
Spoilers: none
Disclaimer: All characters © J.K. Rowling

Summary: A story told through seven important conversations between Sirius and Remus throughout their years at Hogwarts. How they met, how they became friends, and how they fell in love. All-dialogue one shot.

( Years 6 - 7 ) )

 
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A Stenographer's Guide to the Marauder Years: 4-5   
10:43am 18/09/2005
  Title: A Stenographer's Guide to the Marauder Years
Author: _demonsblade_
Pairing: Sirius/Remus
Rating: PG-13
Genre: romance, fluff, humor
Warning: Slash, boy/boy snoggage, crude humor
Spoilers: none
Disclaimer: All characters © J.K. Rowling

Summary: A story told through seven important conversations between Sirius and Remus throughout their years at Hogwarts. How they met, how they became friends, and how they fell in love. All-dialogue one shot.

( Years 4 - 5 ) )

 
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A Stenographer's Guide to the Marauder Years: 1-3   
10:37am 18/09/2005
  Title: A Stenographer's Guide to the Marauder Years
Author: _demonsblade_
Pairing: Sirius/Remus
Rating: PG-13
Genre: romance, fluff, humor
Warning: Slash, boy/boy snoggage, crude humor
Spoilers: none
Disclaimer: All characters © J.K. Rowling

Summary: A story told through seven important conversations between Sirius and Remus throughout their years at Hogwarts. How they met, how they became friends, and how they fell in love. All-dialogue one shot.

( Years 1 - 3 ) )

 
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296 Ways to Seduce a Teacher: Ch. 12   
08:04pm 17/09/2005
  Title: 296 Ways to Seduce a Teacher
Author: _demonsblade_
Pairing: Sirius/Remus
Rating: R
Genre: AU, romance, drama, angst, fluff, humor
Warning: Slash, mild chanslash (6-year diff.), boy/man snogging, boy/man sexual situations, mild violence, strong language
Spoilers: none
Disclaimer: All characters © J.K. Rowling

Summary: AU. Remus has been hired to tutor the Black heir, Sirius. But it seems Sirius has a few things to teach him, as well. Can this possibly the start of a friendship...or something more? And what will happen if the Blacks find out?

Teaser:

Remus was having a nervous breakdown. Literally.


( Chapter 12 ) )

 
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296 Ways to Seduce a Teacher: Ch. 11   
11:38am 07/09/2005
  Title: 296 Ways to Seduce a Teacher
Author: _demonsblade_
Pairing: Sirius/Remus
Rating: R
Genre: AU, romance, drama, angst, fluff, humor
Warning: Slash, mild chanslash (6-year diff.), boy/man snogging, boy/man sexual situations, mild violence, strong language
Spoilers: none
Disclaimer: All characters © J.K. Rowling

Summary: AU. Remus has been hired to tutor the Black heir, Sirius. But it seems Sirius has a few things to teach him, as well. Can this possibly the start of a friendship...or something more? And what will happen if the Blacks find out?

Teaser:

“I know what I want,” he said. “You.”


( Chapter 11 ) )

 
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296 Ways to Seduce a Teacher: Ch. 10   
11:29am 01/09/2005
  Title: 296 Ways to Seduce a Teacher
Author: _demonsblade_
Pairing: Sirius/Remus
Rating: R
Genre: AU, romance, drama, angst, fluff, humor
Warning: Slash, mild chanslash (6-year diff.), boy/man snogging, boy/man sexual situations, mild violence, strong language
Spoilers: none
Disclaimer: All characters © J.K. Rowling

Summary: AU. Remus has been hired to tutor the Black heir, Sirius. But it seems Sirius has a few things to teach him, as well. Can this possibly the start of a friendship...or something more? And what will happen if the Blacks find out?

Teaser:

Breath tickled his lips, smelling of an intoxicating mixture of spice and saliva and an essence that was just purely Sirius.

“Do you want me to kiss you?” Sirius asked against his lips.


( Chapter 10 ) )

 
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296 Ways to Seduce a Teacher: Ch. 9   
11:09pm 27/08/2005
  Title: 296 Ways to Seduce a Teacher
Author: _demonsblade_
Pairing: Sirius/Remus
Rating: R
Genre: AU, romance, drama, angst, fluff, humor
Warning: Slash, mild chanslash (6-year diff.), boy/man snogging, boy/man sexual situations, mild violence, strong language
Spoilers: none
Disclaimer: All characters © J.K. Rowling

Summary: AU. Remus has been hired to tutor the Black heir, Sirius. But it seems Sirius has a few things to teach him, as well. Can this possibly the start of a friendship...or something more? And what will happen if the Blacks find out?

Teaser:

He opened his mouth to protest, to say something—anything—in his defense. But the heat of Sirius’s gaze coupled with a warm touch of a hand on his shoulder caused the words to become lodged somewhere in the back of his throat, never to see the light of day. He hurriedly shrugged the hand away, not because he didn’t enjoy the touch, but because he did.

And that scared him.



( Chapter 9 ) )

 
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When You're in Love with a Gay Guy   
09:21pm 25/08/2005
  First of all, I want to say sorry to anyone who saw this on their friends page and was hoping for an update on 296 or a new fic. I usually don't write personal stuff on here, but I just really feel like I need to dump all this baggage somewhere. This is just a "what's going on in my life" thing that you can feel free to disregard or read considering how much time you're willing to waste.

Okay, so I'm really happy. Perky, like. And that's rare for me. My roommate's a slut, but a nice one, so no issues. I'm living in a dorm that's exclusively computer/engineering majors, so there are 100 guys and about 20 girls. It's the best dorm on campus apparently (we get our own private bathrooms, and second year onward, we get two-room suites so that we each have a room all to ourselves). We have the best food on campus. And basically, we feel special and our heads are really bloated with all the jealousy our not-so-priveleged-friends show. I've never been away from home before. The only time I tried was a two-week camp about two summers ago. I came home the second day in tears. But I feel very proud of the fact that I haven't cried yet, and it doesn't look like I will...from homesickness, at least.

I just came back from a meeting of the campus GLBTQA (Gay Lesbian Bisexual Transgender Queer/Questioning Ally) club/association/thingy. I met so many interesting people that I'm literally ecstatic. The good news? It looks like I'll make some great friends. The bad news? I'm officially infactuated with a gay guy. Yeah. Nice, huh? How come I can never meet straight/bi guys that perfect for me? *sigh*

I feel so...conflicted right now. On one had, I'm excited that I met so many great people with whom I'll probably become very good friends. On the other hand, there's the gay guy. *sigh* *sigh* *sigh* Sorry, I just feel like sighing. This always seems to happen to me. Every guy I like is either (a) gay; (b) already in a permanent/very committed relationship; or (c) not interested. *sigh*

Oh well. At least I've met some really nice people. I'll stop ranting and boring you now. I just really needed to get that off my chest.
 
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296 Ways to Seduce a Teacher: Ch. 8   
10:35am 25/08/2005
  Title: 296 Ways to Seduce a Teacher
Author: _demonsblade_
Pairing: Sirius/Remus
Rating: R
Genre: AU, romance, drama, angst, fluff, humor
Warning: Slash, mild chanslash (6-year diff.), boy/man snogging, boy/man sexual situations, mild violence, strong language
Spoilers: none
Disclaimer: All characters © J.K. Rowling

Summary: AU. Remus has been hired to tutor the Black heir, Sirius. But it seems Sirius has a few things to teach him, as well. Can this possibly the start of a friendship...or something more? And what will happen if the Blacks find out?

Teaser:

“You told him what?” Lily asked loudly, glaring at him over her salad, the fork halfway to her mouth. She sighed and shook her head. “You are an idiot, you know that?”



( Chapter 8 ) )

 
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296 Ways to Seduce a Teacher: Ch. 7   
03:09pm 23/08/2005
  Title: 296 Ways to Seduce a Teacher
Author: _demonsblade_
Pairing: Sirius/Remus
Rating: R
Genre: AU, romance, drama, angst, fluff, humor
Warning: Slash, mild chanslash (6-year diff.), boy/man snogging, boy/man sexual situations, mild violence, strong language
Spoilers: none
Disclaimer: All characters © J.K. Rowling

Summary: AU. Remus has been hired to tutor the Black heir, Sirius. But it seems Sirius has a few things to teach him, as well. Can this possibly the start of a friendship...or something more? And what will happen if the Blacks find out?

Teaser:
Sirius chose this moment to stir and shift under the blanket, interrupting their conversation. He walked over to the bed and straightened the blanket, which had been pushed to one side. His hand drifted over Sirius’s inky black hair; it pooled over his pillow and poured over the sides like a fountain. The boy’s face was pale and pinched from the blood loss, and he felt and overwhelming desire to just hold Sirius in his arms.


( Chapter 7 ) )
 
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296 Ways to Seduce a Teacher: Ch. 6   
02:47pm 21/08/2005
  Title: 296 Ways to Seduce a Teacher
Author: _demonsblade_
Pairing: Sirius/Remus
Rating: R
Genre: AU, romance, drama, angst, fluff, humor
Warning: Slash, mild chanslash (6-year diff.), boy/man snogging, boy/man sexual situations, mild violence, strong language
Spoilers: none
Disclaimer: All characters © J.K. Rowling

Summary: AU. Remus has been hired to tutor the Black heir, Sirius. But it seems Sirius has a few things to teach him, as well. Can this possibly the start of a friendship...or something more? And what will happen if the Blacks find out?

Teaser:

Sirius threw open the door and all but ran down the stairs, his trunk in tow. But just as he reached the second floor landing, his foot caught on something thin and fleshy and he tumbled to the floor in a heap.

“Oh, mistress!” yelled a squeaky voice Sirius immediately recognized as Kreacher’s. “Kreacher found the blood traitor.”


( Chapter 6 ) )

 
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296 Ways to Seduce a Teacher: Ch. 5   
09:35am 17/08/2005
  Title: 296 Ways to Seduce a Teacher
Author: _demonsblade_
Pairing: Sirius/Remus
Rating: R
Genre: AU, romance, drama, angst, fluff, humor
Warning: Slash, mild chanslash (6-year diff.), boy/man snogging, boy/man sexual situations, mild violence, strong language
Spoilers: none
Disclaimer: All characters © J.K. Rowling

Summary: AU. Remus has been hired to tutor the Black heir, Sirius. But it seems Sirius has a few things to teach him, as well. Can this possibly the start of a friendship...or something more? And what will happen if the Blacks find out?

Teaser:

“You are a worthless piece of filth. You don’t deserve the Black name!”

Sirius knew he was digging himself a hole, but he was beyond the point of caring. He curled his hands into fists, shaking with the effort to control himself.

“Well guess what? I DON’T WANT THE BLACK NAME!” he screamed back.


( Chapter 5 ) )

 
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296 Ways to Seduce a Teacher: Ch. 4   
08:32am 16/08/2005
  Title: 296 Ways to Seduce a Teacher
Author: _demonsblade_
Pairing: Sirius/Remus
Rating: R
Genre: AU, romance, drama, angst, fluff, humor
Warning: Slash, mild chanslash (6-year diff.), boy/man snogging, boy/man sex
Spoilers: none
Disclaimer: All characters © J.K. Rowling

Summary: AU. Remus has been hired to tutor the Black heir, Sirius. But it seems Sirius has a few things to teach him, as well. Can this possibly the start of a friendship...or something more? And what will happen if the Blacks find out?

Teaser:
Now that he thought about it, things he had always found weird about himself made sense. It was like pieces of memory were coming together to complete the puzzle. This explained his fascination with Quidditch players, but his utter disregard for the game. This explained why he had always felt uncomfortable changing with other boys. This explained why he had always paid better attention in Care of Magical Creatures and Divination—classes with young male teachers.

( Chapter 4 ) )

 
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296 Ways to Seduce a Teacher: Ch. 3   
09:57am 11/08/2005
  Title: 296 Ways to Seduce a Teacher
Author: _demonsblade_
Pairing: Sirius/Remus
Rating: R
Genre: AU, romance, drama, angst, fluff, humor
Warning: Slash, mild chanslash (6-year diff.), boy/man snogging, boy/man sex
Spoilers: none
Disclaimer: All characters © J.K. Rowling

Summary: AU. Remus has been hired to tutor the Black heir, Sirius. But it seems Sirius has a few things to teach him, as well. Can this possibly the start of a friendship...or something more? And what will happen if the Blacks find out?

Teaser:
Operation Seduce the Teacher had begun.

( Chapter 3 ) )

 
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296 Ways to Seduce a Teacher: Ch. 2   
03:52pm 09/08/2005
  Title: 296 Ways to Seduce a Teacher
Author: _demonsblade_
Pairing: Sirius/Remus
Rating: R
Genre: AU, romance, drama, angst, fluff, humor
Warning: Slash, mild chanslash (6-year diff.), boy/man snogging, boy/man sex
Spoilers: none
Disclaimer: All characters © J.K. Rowling

Summary: AU. Remus has been hired to tutor the Black heir, Sirius. But it seems Sirius has a few things to teach him, as well. Can this possibly the start of a friendship...or something more? And what will happen if the Blacks find out?

Teaser:
“Paederasty…is the practice of homoerotic sexual relations between adult men and teenage boys.”

( Chapter 2 ) )
 
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