Sleepy Wandering Soul

User Name: _delphiki_

Location: Midwest
Fav Quote: "Like all things in the universe, we are destined from birth to diverge. Time is simply the yardstick of our separation. If we are particles in a sea of distance, exploded from an original whole, then there is a science to our solitude. We are lonely in proportion to our years." - Rule of Four Ian Caldwell, Dustin Thomason
Fav Movies: Anything Sci Fi or w/ Angelina Jolie
Fav TV shows: Desperate Housewives, Grey's Anatomy, Star Trek: The Next Generation
Fav Bands: Evanescence, Seether, VAST
Interests: Gentle Parenting, Breastfeeding, Cloth Diapering

Beyond
The rim of the star-light,
my love
is wand'ring in star-flight.
I know
he'll find in star-clustered reaches,
love,
strange love a star woman teaches.
I know
his journey ends never,
his star trek
will go on forever.
But tell him
while he wanders his starry sea

Remember. remember me.

* Indignation because the periodic table doesn't include dilithium and tritanium.

* Able to use "variable phase inverter" in a sentence without excessive thought first More than one pair of Spock ears on junk drawer

* Have figured out the stardate system

* Sudden urge to wear lots of Lycra

* Scanning shelves at local liquor store for synthehol

* The Star Trek theme becomes background music for your dreams

* Major quote sources for thesis are Shakespeare, the Bible, and "The Omega Glory"

* Memorization of the crew's authorization codes

* Actual serious thoughts about buying that $300 model of the Enterprise from the Franklin Mint

* Understanding Klingon

* Lecturing any science professor on how transporters work

* Playing fizzbin and understanding it

* "The Outrageous Okona" seems like a fine piece of writing and dramatic stylistics

* Paying rapt attention during those endless special effects sequences in ST:TMP

* Inexplicable rock-climbing urges

* More than three original episode outlines buried in your drawers

* You send weekly love letters to the actress who played the green skinned Orion slave girl on episode number 7.

* You pull the legs off your hamster so you'll have a tribble.

* You tried to join the navy just so you could serve aboard the Enterprise.

* Your college thesis was a comparison of the illustrious careers of T.J. Hooker and Captain Kirk.

* You fly into a homicidal rage anytime people say, "Star Trek? Isn't that the one with Luke Skywalker?"

* You recognize more than four references on this list.

* The UPS guy hands you his electronic clipboard and you're tempted to call him the "Captain's Yeoman" as you sign it.

* Phrases like 'sentient being' start creeping into your speech patterns.

* When you find yourself singing "Headin' Back to Eden" in the shower and you know *all* the words.

* You start practicing raising one eyebrow in front of a mirror.

* Someone tells a joke and your only comment is: "Humor, a difficult concept"

* You flip open your cellular phone and expect to hear it "chirp."

* You ask local pet stores if they stock tribbles . . and if they're neutered.

* You find yourself executing the "Picard Maneuver."

* You get on an elevator full of people and have to catch yourself before you tell it what floor you want.

* You walk to the microwave and start to order dinner.

* Sitting in traffic you seriously start wondering why you're using this primitive form of transportation.

* After seeing a news story about a police shooting you wonder, for a moment, why they just didn't set it on stun.

* You get upset when you go to get a vanity plate and find that WARPSPD has already been taken.

* You see a car with a Starfleet Academy sticker and it seems perfectly normal.

* You avoid all stores that carry Trek merchandise for fear that someone will find out about your 'addiction'. :-)

* Your wardrobe consists of a lot of black slacks with interchangeable gold, red and blue tops.

* All babies start to remind you of Jean-Luc Picard.

* You drive by a used car lot and start looking for Ferengi.

* You start watching commercials because so many Trek alumni are doing the voice-overs.

* You know you watch too much Trek when someone asks you to quote some Shakespeare and you do it in Klingon.

* You start making lists of the signs that you've been watching too much Trek!