"We're headed to Defcon One"

FUCKING SOUTHBOUND FUCK. FUCK SHIT ASS BALLS FUCK.

Wed, 10 Sep 2008 00:46:58 GMT

Santogold has been added to the Southbound lineup, and I'm almost positive I'm not going to get to see her.

I knew something like this would happen. ONE artist would be announced that I am dying to see. But only one. And that's not enough to be able to convince Sam to go.

*tantrum*

I'm so mad/upset.

Please, PLEASE do a sideshow!

*cry*

FUCK.

FUCK!

Sat, 06 Sep 2008 15:02:11 GMT

Crap.

Methinks I might be looking for a new job.

Balls.

:|

Check check...

Fri, 22 Aug 2008 06:28:57 GMT

checkcheckcheck

One, two, three, AWWW!

Thu, 24 Jul 2008 14:22:52 GMT

Came across this randomly on youtube. It's just the fucking cutest thing ever :D Gavin looks like a big dork when he's dancing, but it's so sweet, him and G on stage together.

Then I found this:

Holy crap. Dude is sex strapped to a guitar. Shirtless...*snort* I felt like I was thirteen again, watching that clip. I got all breathless and hot. Super swoon.

Been a busy week. I'm real tired. I'm so excited about tomorrow night, though. Clare Bowditch at the Bakery. I can't wait. I'm sure she's going to be wonderful. Yay!

And then another treasured weekend with my bebbeh. Awuh fhuckh yarh.

BONE

Fri, 18 Jul 2008 05:05:14 GMT

Fuck yeah.

Pretty Baby

Fri, 11 Jul 2008 03:13:10 GMT

I've never held a baby before. I was so afraid of dropping her. My arm really hurt afterwards from being so stiff and awkward. I won't be like that forever, though :)

She's so amazing. Doll-like. She has a button nose like me.

Seeing Mark wheeling her down the hallway from the nursery made me cry so hard.

Oh my god. She's just completely beautiful.

Lovelovelovelovelovelovelovelovelovelovelove.

-=Aunty Lauren=-

Thu, 10 Jul 2008 01:49:19 GMT

Amelie Marie May Counsel

Little baby girl, we love you so much.

I'm so fucking excited. I can't wait to see her! :D

*SQUEEEEEEEE*

Argh. I keep tearing up. It's going to be so difficult not to sit here and cry all day.

<3

Panda candy/Candied panda/Pandy/Canda

Thu, 12 Jun 2008 07:48:45 GMT

I wish I could smush my face into the key board, and have it print an accurate representation of the expression on my face, but I know that's impossible, and I guess a little retarded, and as much as I'd like to try it, anyone who saw me would think me insane. And, as much as I bitch, I'd like to keep working here as long as I can.

So what I'll do, is this;

:)

x

bajillioninfinitylotsmost.

Going to the Rosemount tonight with that Hot Drummer From Bone to see Dave and Steve's new band SalamandaStrong. If we're lucky, we'll get to eat some Flying Taco too, which just the thought of is pleasing to my stomach.

I don't feel real great in the sense that I've been sickly the last couple of days, which is a bummer as I'd made tentative plans with Juj for us to go see the Sex and the City movie with Jay and Russ and Liv tomorrow night, which I had to cancel on. So that'll have to wait. Sweet jesus, I barely can though.

Ho hum.

I'm leaving early today, in fifteen minutes, to be precise.

Coolness yeah.

For me?

Thu, 27 Mar 2008 01:03:48 GMT

Will someone please buy me one/some of this dude's paintings?

Some of them are so lovely.

I could afford to buy one myself probably, but I really should buy a car. Is very annoying.

Haha, d'oh.

Thu, 06 Mar 2008 04:08:44 GMT

This is a message for Jeff/Geoff of the curly hair and blue "monster truck/Ween Mobile" van who was so nice as to give me a lift home on Tuesday night;

I was totally going to give you some cash for your courtesy, by I spaced. I think by the time you dropped me off, I was so glad not to have been raped by you, the stranger whose car I got into, that it completely slipped my mind. I really appreciate what a nice dude you were. I was SO relieved not to have had to try and get a taxi, and you were far more rad than any taxi driver I've encountered. I hope I see you out again some time so I can buy you a drink.

<3
...

Apparently the new Gnarls Barkley video is dangerous if you're an epileptic.

I can't wait to get home and watch it!

And oh my GOD am I excited for "The Odd Couple"! Seat-squirming levels of anticipation.

AIIIIEEEEE.

Umm, Los fuckin'Angeles, anyone?

Mon, 12 Nov 2007 08:17:02 GMT

DC1 coming at you from La Palma, Los Angeles.

I'm watching my mother and another woman of the same age go through these ridiculously huge, crazy bags of clothes, that another woman of the same age is trying to get rid of. (I almost said "palm off" but that woulda made me all funny, doi.)

They have such full on accents, my goodness. But Mum and I have also received comments on our "accents". And have been complimented. Very nice.

Fuck. LA is so intense.

I saw Hollywood and Beverly Hills and Malibu and everything in between today. I still can't believe I'm here. I shed a little tear as we landed at LAX, much in the same way I did when Gwen came out on stage at the Dome.

FUCK.

CALIFORNIA.

Ugh. Everything is as awesome as it looks on the television and in the movies. I will freely admit to that. And, if you're laughing, perhaps at me; Fuck You.

I hope I can get some pictures up on this bitch soon.

Tomorrow we get on the boat, and within the next four days I'll have been to Mexico. MEH HI COH!!!

Thankyou Nanna Laura. You really are the raddest Nanna I know.

:)

XO

...OH! Santa Monica. I want to move there. Is gorgeous. Fuck knows what the residential sitch is like. Perhaps I should just aim to make LA my home.

Oh HELLS yeah.

*grinbomb*

I want to do a reeeeeal post!

Tue, 23 Oct 2007 04:59:40 GMT

Not just one from work, where I can't post pictures or spend seven hours deciding what I want to write.

SUCH IS LIFE

*snort*

Uhmm, I'm freaking the fuck out right now. My trip is, like, two weeks away. I HAVE SO MUCH TO DO.

Fuuuuuuck.

Mum is such a champ, she's got the lowdown on evvvvverrryyything. I've barely bothered to look at stuff I can do in the awesome cities I'm going to be in. Lazy/stupid betch.

MEXXXICO.

(I'm going to call Russell from the boat and shoutwhisper MEXXXICO down the line at him. Perhaps repeatedly, if the connection is bad. I know he'll be all "wtf?" but I'll find it hilarious, so that's ok.)

Packing is sure to be a bitch, must do practice run. Need to get my ipod serviced. And then fill with tunes. (<3 EN). Purchase Hotstuff Colbert's I Am America (And So Can You!) to read enflightee. Buy new camera. Make and keep appointment for hair. Organise Ben Lee/WASO tickets. Ask Jujina to come over and show me how to apply makeup. Learn/practice how to apply/ing makeup. Buy much random stuff so as to facilitate fun/goodtimes in far-away countries. God, there's so much more. My brain and my heart hurt. But, like, kind of in a good way.

Oh, fuck, this sucked ass. Yesterday, I paid NINETY FUCKING DOLLARS for a prescription which will let/help me skip my period while I'm away. $$$$90$$$$! BALLS!

I hate being a girl sometimes.

What else, so much else.

Have seen Resident Evil 3 and Superbad. RE was crapola. Superbad SUPERGREAT!

Have also been getting messages from Dom in the last week or so. I have come to the conclusion that he wants to have sex with me so he can give me AIDS. Not that I know he has AIDS. And maybe speculation on such a thing is inadvisable. (Don't sue, thanks.) But, like, yeah. If not AIDS then something unpleasant. Or to kill me and dump my body. I dunno. I'm probably just full of my paranoid self. Yeah, that sounds about right.

HAHA.

I'm going to eat a sandwich now. <3

Dig it.

Fri, 19 Oct 2007 02:20:39 GMT

TONIGHT

I like the flyer.
Should be a good night.
Fingers crossed Russ gets to play a complete set.

Just let me say it.

Tue, 02 Oct 2007 05:35:00 GMT

FUCK YEAH RATM @ BDO'08

FUCKITY
FUH-FUH-FUH
FUUUUCK YEEEEAH!

Sweet Jesus, the madness.
And like duh Bjork + Battles.
Duuuuude, so fuucking AWESOME.

Dizzee should bring Lily to all the shows too so she can sing that one song for him :~)

Oh, Amy :(

Fri, 24 Aug 2007 02:57:29 GMT

Stolen from here via Perez:

"Amy Winehouse in bloody hotel brawl with junkie husband"

Your next album should be fucking wicked if this is anything to go by. Don't die, beeyotch. <3

Awestruck

Wed, 08 Aug 2007 01:15:02 GMT

Gwen,

I love you. You're the best.

<3 Lol

I just heard this on JJJ...

Fri, 03 Aug 2007 01:41:48 GMT

Struck a chord, or something.

Arctic Monkeys - Do Me A Favour

Well the morning was complete.
There was tears on the steering wheel dripping on the seat,
Several hours or several weeks,
I'd have the cheek to say they're equally as bleak!

It's the beginning of the end, the car went up the hill,
And disappeared around the bend, ask anyone they'll tell you that.
It's these times that it tends,
The start to breaking up, to start to fall apart
Oh! hold on to your heart.

Do me a favour, break my nose!
Do me a favour, tell me to go away!
Do me a favour, stop asking questions!

She walked away, well her shoes were untied,
And the eyes were all red,
You could see that we've cried, and I watched and I waited,
'Till she was inside, forcing a smile and waving goodbye.

Curiousity becomes a heavy load,
Too heavy to hold, too heavy to hold.
Curiousity becomes a heavy load,
Too heavy to hold, will force you to be cold.

And do me a favour, and ask if you need some help!
She said, do me a favour and stop flattering yourself!
How to tear apart the ties that bind, perhaps fuck off, might be too kind,
Perhaps fuck off, might be too kind.

Sigh.

Can't speak! Only grin!

Thu, 08 Mar 2007 22:37:42 GMT

Homegirl is coming to Perth.

*dies*

(thanks Juj ;) )

The perspective is bizarre.

Sat, 17 Feb 2007 07:46:11 GMT

Britney Spears shaves her head, and ontd, like, shits its pants.

This strikes me as being more strange than anything else I've ever seen there, I think.

"I'm with the DJ."

Mon, 05 Feb 2007 16:26:25 GMT

I totally wish I could make some hard tech/drumfunk/whatever-the-kids-are-calling-it-these-days track, where I sampled pretty much exclusively the sound of plate glass windows being smashed, and called it something wacky like "Plate Glass Smash-out." I mean no disrespect to all good producers, but I really don't think it'd be that hard.

I fucking LOVE those tunes where that happens though; it like, comes crashing in with a burst of sound. Sounds like glass breaking it does. Just like there's that other sound that got used a lot, which I think sounds like when you fill up a bottle, and the sound changes as the liquid moves up the neck.

Super neat.

Feeling pretty happy right about now. I was going to say "I don't really know why?!?!" but then it occurred to me how retarded it is to question why it is you feel happy, as if that's like, cause for celebration or something. It's probably 'cause I'm stuffed with food though, and I don't have work tomorrow.

Also because I'm listening to my superlover try out some new mixes with the records he bought in Melbourne. He got the Limewax LP! Hurrah! I thought his poor fuzzy little head might roll clean off his shoulders if he didn't get that in time for the comp. Which I'm fucking amped for. Talk about glass being broken; I'll fucking go through with it! I will! This time I swear! If either of my homeboys don't win. I'm not fucking biased, they're just that much better than the rest.

Hey, whoa. More Lily pics.
AND I SAW HER! TWICE! AND IT WAS THE BEST TWICE MOMENTS OF MY LIFE!

I have some (crappy) pictures of my own, of Lily and Lupe. Their shit was so dope.
I'll scan them when I get to work.

Hot enough for you, cunts?

Sat, 03 Feb 2007 07:07:16 GMT

Dude.
Dude.

People should only sweat this much during sport or sex.
Tis disgusting like.

Stash came back with Jimmy and smokes. And food.
Wan' get fucked up.

Before I forget.

Thu, 25 Jan 2007 15:41:12 GMT

Kylie Minogue; Limewax; Psidream; Evil As Feck - Heat 2.

Was there more?
Not sure.

Melbourne soon!

Bye Perth :)

Wed, 17 Jan 2007 08:04:32 GMT

Gosh, I can't wait to get home.

And then I can't wait for my honey to get home.

I miss you Bubbas.

Let it be known...

Sat, 13 Jan 2007 22:09:46 GMT

That I love Sam.

Oy.

Mon, 08 Jan 2007 10:22:42 GMT

Some recent snapperoos.

That last one was meant to be of the makeup I had on, which Jujina did for me. Perhaps shutting the peepers would've been a smarter idea. I wish my head looked this fetching all the time. Russ was looking at this (and other - I'll put them up another time) pictures of me and was like "Wow, you look pretty. You look so different there to how you normally look! What's with that?" *cricket chip* Heh. Thanks, lover.

Gots to love those high angles but :D
I remember seeing this Mariah Carey thing where she was being followed around by a filmcrew, and she'd tell off the cameraman every time he lowered the camera angle. She kept insisting that it remain above eye level, looking down on her royal whineness. I had to agree with her; it's the only way to hide the double chin, but it was very funny, very diva.

I can smell what the Teddy is cooking, and I want some.

\m/