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I've got an antisocial habit
you'd think I'm from another planet
am I here too soon
to inhabit you?

Things you should know about me:
Name: Danelle Marie Murphy AKA Cuda (as in barracuda), D, Danny, and a whole host of others.
Age: 22
Birthday: August 30, 1984
Sign: Virgo

Visit my family

More about me?
Well, first off, I'm very quiet. You'll rarely hear a peep out of me.
I hate animals, especially dogs and fish, ugh!
I hate to read, especially fantasy novels.
I don't curse, drink, or smoke, not even a little bit. I think those things are products from the devil!
I hate to travel.
I LOVE George W. Bush until my dying day.*
I hate politics.
Don't bother me with your neo-liberal, communist, hippy bullshit.
I think cows are the cause of the ozone layer depletion, not pollution.
Global warming is just a liberal ploy to get into office.
Rock music is Satan's seed, I only listen to God's good word: hymns.
Tattoos and piercings are desecration of your bodily temple, and if God had wanted you to have them, he'd have ut them on you himself.
None of you darn hippies better tell me I came from monkeys! God made me the way I am, from Adam's rib.
And if you believe anything I said in the previous sentences, you're insane and need to get a reality check. You obviously don't know me.
*Seriously, it felt dirty to even write that.

According to Yaara:
"danelle is a loser who changes her hair often. While the only link between her hair color and personality is the fluctuations, danelle is both extremely shy and exceptionally extroverted. She actually enjoys walks on the beach, or atleast the beach. She has a strong grip of what's important in life: friends family, fish and semi generally crappy music. Often, some claim the grip is too strong, but otherwise, she is always exciting to talk to, with the ability to be great in a conversation about the wonderfully jackass things done on jackass and the depths of the human psyche and the works of nearly any author ever to write. Even when sitting on the couch watching television, or Dracula 3000, there is never a dull moment with danelle as her commentary will have you peeing in your pants when you haven't had a drop to drink in three weeks."

Music I like:
The Who, A Second Chance, Allister, Bush, 3 Doors Down, 38th Parallel, A Wilhelm Scream, ABBA, Acceptance, AFI, Allister, Anberlin, Armor for Sleep, Ashlee Simpson, Authority Zero, Autopilot Off, Avril Lavigne, Barry McGuire, Bayside, Bedlight for BlueEyes, Beloved, Benton Falls, Better Than Ezra, Blindside, Blink 182, Boston, The Bouncing Souls, Boy Sets Fire, Brand New, Breaking Benjamin, Cauterize, CKY, Coheed and Cambria, Counting Crows, Crossfade, Chevelle, Diffuser, Dropkick Murphys, Eddie Money, Eisley, Eleventeen, Eric Clapton, Evanescence, Eve 6, Everclear, Feeling Left Out, Finger Eleven, Flogging Molly, Fuel, Funeral for a Friend, Further Seems Forever, Genesis, Phil Collins, Goldfinger, Goo Goo Dolls, Green Day, Hawthorne Heights, Hidden in Plain View, Jimmy Eat World, Juliana Theory, Kendall Payne, Less than Jake, Letter Kills, Lifehouse, Long Since Forgotten, Mae, Matchbook Romance, Meatloaf, Midtown, MxPx, My Chemical Romance, New Found Glory, Nickelback, Nine Days, No Motiv, No Warning, Nonpoint, Number One Fan, One Way Ride, Over It, Papa Roach, Pilot to Gunner, Queen, Rascal Flatts, Reel Big Fish, Relient K, River City High, RX Bandits, Rufio, Ryan Cabrera, Saves the Day, Senses Fail, Silverstein, Sister Hazel, Snow Patrol, Something Corporate, Last Winter, Spitalfield, Sponge, Story of the Year, Straylight Run, Student Rick, Sugar Ray, Sugarcult, Sum 41, Taking Back Sunday, The All-American Rejects, The Early November, The Faint, The Format, The Killers, The Pettit Project, The Postal Service, The Vandals, Third Eye Blind, Thrice, TISM, Trapt, UnderOATH, Unsung Zeros, Unwritten Law, With Broken Wings, Yellowcard, Millencolin, My American Heart

I'm basically a 12 year old boy, in a girl's body, who likes boys. True story.

I'm an AmeriCorps*NCCC Alumni, capital region, class XII. I've traveled all over the southeast US, with a few times north of the Mason-Dixon line, and plans to expand. I don't update terribly often, usually when something pisses me off. I'm a pro-gun liberal, odd, I know.

Yeah. That's about it. Wanna know more?
AIM: o0RxKxRox0o
Email: danelle.murphy[at]gmail[dot]com

LiveJournal Trading Cards Free Account Edition _danelle_ User Number: 1606834 Date Created:2003-12-17 Number of Posts: 833 Danelle is probably bored and is invariably a jerk. She likes things like fish, service, and boys. She loves her animals more than anything. She's probably hungry right now. Strengths: Friendly, easily amused, spontaneous, laughs a lot, loves good beer, smart, outspoken, strong character, knowledgeable. Weaknesses: Sarcastic, is a jerk, jumps to conclusions, holds a grudge until the end of time. Special Skills: Disaster relief, aquarium-fu, could sleep through an earthquake. Weapons: Sarcasm, guns, knives, large dogs. Words To Live By: When I die, will they remember not what I did but what I haven't done?

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