Kai is a complete jackass a lot.

I feel like I'm just waiting to snap out of it and everything will be fine with me

either that or I'm broken and they discontinued the design after they saw how badly the floor model did

So I got a package today, which is awesome because I thought I wouldn't get it until yesterday. Unfortunately I found that they sent me the Christmas Party gift instead of the Christmas Party ballistic. I really wanted that ballistic!

Lush lately:

I love Jingle Spells. It makes a great vibrant purple color in the water and has a ton of inoffensive glitter stars. I can't describe what it smells like but it's awesome and I love it.

Strawberry Feels: I can't believe I waited this long to get one! It smells just like Yummy Yummy Yummy. I don't get much when I sniff the skin I've put it on, but I can smell it as I shift around. It's a little greasy but it can easily be controlled by wiping skin off with a towel. My legs feel soo nice and soft.

Vanilla puff: let's not joke, I love that shit. I'm glad I finally got a can of it.

Bob soap: Smells like those dark chocolate oranges that you can get at the store. Sweet and fruity. Quite nice, I like it.

I also got Magic finally but I haven't used it yet. I'm not 100% on board with the smell and it's HUGE so I bet I could cut it in half if I felt like it (but I won't).

I got another Cinders and another Lil Lush Pud. I really like Lush Pud after you put it in the bath. It's real frothy and smells really nice.

Also, Sore Labours smells like cardimom and other spicy things, I like it.

Shower. Makeup. Wardrobe. Project Runway. Party.
Ready, go.

You know those days when you just want to staple your boss's face?

Products I've tried in the past couple weeks:
I really love Christmas Party.
I like Father Frost
I love Angel's Delight
I love Avoshower
I'm not crazy about Batty Cake
Christmas Eve was nice but a little too musky

I might stop at the fabric store and get some bad-ass thread
and some bad ass buttons
just to make the day better
but not before I shoot some photos

Thank god I won't be humiliated by having a point and shoot camera when I go to Phoenix.
My anxiety is better at the moment.

meh.

why the fuck can't you make time for me? You are my mother

The thing I couldn't change was your inability to be a father, and the complete lack of compassion towards your children.

Oh well.

Stifle the urge to be a smartass.
Find a toothbrush that isn't used in this house.
And get your ass to work. Things will be better that way.

Tea Tree Oil might be the winner for controlling out of control acne.
It seems to be the only thing to really shrink zits and bring the redness down. That's awesome because I just ordered a whole bottle of the TTW.

Stop the train I wanna get off!

I'm pretty sure the title of this is, "Fuck everyone, I'm placing a huge Lush order because I feel like shit"

It was brilliant, wasn't it?

Grow the fuck up, everyone else.

O hai stress related acne, I didn't hear you come in


Shit is nuts.


that's all.

Ok ok ok, who's ready for this one?

I walk into work today. Lara asks me if Kai drinks protein shakes or anything. I say no, I don't think so, but I haven't really looked for protein shakes in the house. Then she says, this guy called and Jamie answered, and he wanted to know why there is a powdered drink mix in his box of glazes.
Nobody can figure out why this guy has a powdered drink mix in his package. Kai doesn't drink powdered mixes, according to him, and never has.

It made work a lot more interesting.

ROBERT is getting so close to FETISH and sooo far from FINE ART

Some day I might tell him that.

My throat and ears itch. I don't want Bronchitis.

I had my shoot with Mark White yesterday. We did some really killer pin-up that I am extremely happy with.

I also picked up Brian from work, bought a shower curtain and found a great red lipstick for $4.

My back hurts,