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Vox Corvegis
The Once and Future Emperor of Canada
Created on 2005-11-12 22:02:31 (#8782247), last updated 2010-01-05
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| Name: | James |
|---|---|
| Birthdate: | 05-23 |
| Location: | Winnipeg, MB, Manitoba, Canada |
I spent several thousand years gestating inside of a giant egg in a volcanic cave deep below a primitive island whose natives bore a coincidental resemblance to Japanese people in blackface. Then, during an exploration by scientists wearing pith helmets, the volcano erupted, bringing me to life. I was kidnapped by the scientists (who, as it turned out, were working for a corrupt pornography-magazine editor) and taken to their lab in Tokyo for experimentation.
This incurred the wrath of my parents, a pair of six-hundred foot tall radiation breathing bird-lizards, who slaughtered the island's population in retribution and flew, by means of organic jet packs, to Japan, where they wreaked havoc and mayhem until I was released.
Ever since then, I have kept a generally low profile while writing blog entries, and only massacring the occasional major urban centre.

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This incurred the wrath of my parents, a pair of six-hundred foot tall radiation breathing bird-lizards, who slaughtered the island's population in retribution and flew, by means of organic jet packs, to Japan, where they wreaked havoc and mayhem until I was released.
Ever since then, I have kept a generally low profile while writing blog entries, and only massacring the occasional major urban centre.

Create your own visitor map!
Oh, and if you're going to friend me, please tell me so. Even we enormous killer bird-lizards only read our user-info pages so often.
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1984, action figures, agnosticism, al franken, albert einstein, alliteration, anagrams, ancient celts, ancient egypt, ancient greece, ancient rome, anti-cheese, anti-fascism, anti-fundamentalism, anti-libertarianism, archaeology, astronomy, astrophysics, barbarians, barenaked ladies, biology, birth of the federation, black holes, calculus, canada, canadian history, celtic folk music, chemistry, civilization, corpse bride, crows, daleks, danny elfman, dark energy, dark matter, david suzuki, deep sky photography, democracy, democratic socialism, doctor who, douglas adams, economic theory, edgar alan poe, empires, enemy at the gates, escher, evolution, far side, fencing, frasier, french, game theory, george orwell, h.g. wells, hagiology, harry potter, history, humanism, information theory, international development, isaac asimov, isaac newton, jules verne, julius caesar, keynesian economics, kruschev, leonard cohen, leonardo da vinci, lewis carroll, lord of the flies, lord of the rings, machiavelli, margaret atwood, mary shelley, medieval theology, memetic theory, metaphysics, michael moore, modified newtonian dynamics, monty python, mozart, network theory, neurology, nightfall, nuclear fusion, oscar peterson, oscar wilde, parapsychology, parliament, patrick stewart, peter lorre, physics, pierre elliot trudeau, plato, poetry, political cartoons, politics, population dynamics, prime minister of canada, punctuated equilibrium, rachel weisz, ravens, reading, relativity, renaissance art, riddles, robert boyle, robert charles wilson, robert j. sawyer, robert louis stevenson, robin hood, robots, rohinton mistry, roman emperors, romulans, saint anselm, sara teasdale, science, sf, shiny objects, ships, shostakovich, sir john a macdonald, socialism, sociology, space exploration, spacecraft, spider-man, star formation, star trek, stéphane dion, symphonic music, the bbc, the borg, the byzantine empire, the cbc, the chronoliths, theology, thermodynamics, thomas hobbes, tim burton, time travel, tommy douglas, universalism, vincent, vincent price, war of the worlds, william golding, william shakespeare, writing
Schools:
University of Winnipeg - Winnipeg, MB, Canada (2005 - present)
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