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Suzie Slutface

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[Monday, December 12th, 2005
| 5:24pm]
[ mood | determined ]

Wow. I haven't been here
since my Birthday.

Well.. Hello.


Let's see, what has happened
since I was last here..


I bought a car in June.

Found myself a boyfriend in August.

Broke up with that boyfriend three weeks ago.

Quit my job of over a year,
last week.

I think I'm ready to go to
school.


Wish me luck.


xo
ka
yt.

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[Monday, February 7th, 2005
| 3:39pm]
[ mood | lonely ]

It's my birthday today.
I turned the big 1 - 9.

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long time no update.. [Tuesday, January 4th, 2005
| 1:13pm]
[ mood | loved ]

All I can really say about what has been going on the past couple months is:

Life is Good.

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wer-ka-hol-ic [Thursday, November 11th, 2004
| 12:10pm]
[ mood | content ]

All I ever do now is work. 8ight hours a day, 5ive days a week. I finally get some days off, and my work keeps trying to call me to ask me if I want to come in and work for overtime. No thanks. I feel like I live there.


Things have been good, though.
I don't know if I still have a boyfriend, but it doesn't make me sad.

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[Monday, November 1st, 2004
| 10:27am]
[ mood | bummed ]

Yesterday, on my favourite holiday ever, I had to work from 7am - 10pm. Yeah. Uh huh. There went my Halloween.

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[Sunday, October 24th, 2004
| 11:59am]
[ mood | the calm before the storm ]

I work today. 3pm - 11pm.

My mom is scared that I'm working "so late". She told me that last Thursday a Super America in Minneapolis got robbed and two people were shot. Wow, that's MINNEAPOLIS not EDEN PRAIRIE. The scariest thing we have here is soccer moms.

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[Tuesday, October 19th, 2004
| 11:03am]
[ mood | ecstatic ]

I am now an official employee of Speedway Super America.

If you live in Eden Prairie, you should come visit me when I'm working.

I work at the SA on the corner of 4 and 5.

so far my hours are this:
Friday, I work 7am - 3pm
Monday, I work 7am - 3pm
Wednesday, I work 7am - 3pm

There will be a few nights when I will have to work the 11pm - 7am shift. Which will be really interesting.

I'm so excited!

I haven't had a job in two years, and I never thought I'd be able to ever find one again!


Woo!

New car here I come!

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[Tuesday, October 12th, 2004
| 8:32pm]
[ mood | crappy ]

I need to move.
I'm tired of everyone I know.
I'm tired of being dissapointed more than once a day.
I'm tired of people only calling me to buy them cigarettes.

I want friends that are fine with hanging out even though we have nothing to do, because hey, it's better than sitting alone all the time.

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camera phone. [Monday, October 4th, 2004
| 1:48pm]
[ mood | blank ]




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[Thursday, September 30th, 2004
| 9:17pm]
[ mood | high ]


What`s your pimped out ghetto thug weapon?

"Da Nine"

That's right. You're hardcore and prefer to keep your hands clean. Catch anyone messin' with you, and you'll bust out your nine and cap their bitch ass

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This made me laugh.

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[Wednesday, September 29th, 2004
| 12:25pm]
[ mood | scared ]

Two nights ago (Monday Night) I heard someone getting murdered from my bedroom window.

I'm not even kidding.

First I heard a scream.

I was like, "wtf, did I just hear that?"

A few moments later I heard another scream.

A few moments later, another scream.

After that I heard more screaming, but it was muffled.

Then I heard a loud thud, like someone getting cracked in the head with something heavy.

After that I heard no more screaming.

Then I heard water running. It was someone using a hose.

That was followed by a scraping noise. It sounded like something large being dragged across pavement.

I then heard the back of a truck open and close.

Then the hose came back on for about 15 minutes.

This all happened between 2:10 and 2:45 am.



I wish I was kidding, but I'm not.
And now I'm scared.
Because the noises were coming from the house at the end of my backyard.

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[Tuesday, September 21st, 2004
| 1:14pm]
[ mood | cheerful ]

There's been a lot of fun had in the woods lately.

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[Sunday, September 12th, 2004
| 2:31pm]
[ mood | contemplative ]



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[Wednesday, September 8th, 2004
| 1:19pm]
[ mood | numb ]

I got this from my lovely Karl:

Did you know that you can tell from the skin whether a person is sexually active or not?

1. Sex is a beauty treatment. Scientific tests find that when women make love they produce amounts of the hormone estrogen, which makes hair shine and skin smooth.

2. Gentle, relaxed lovemaking reduces your chances of suffering
dermatitis, skin rashes and blemishes. The sweat produced cleanses the pores and makes your skin glow.

3. Lovemaking can burn up those calories you piled on during that romantic dinner.

4. Sex is one of the safest sports you can take up. It stretches and tones up just about every muscle in the body. It's more enjoyable than swimming 20 laps, and you don't need special sneakers!

5. Sex is an instant cure for mild depression. It releases endorphins into the bloodstream, producing a sense of
euphoria and leaving you with a feeling of well-being.

6. The more sex you have, the more you will be offered. The sexually active body gives off greater quantities of chemicals called pheromones. These subtle sex perfumes drive the
opposite sex crazy!

7. Sex is the safest tranquilizer in the world. IT IS 10 TIMES MORE
EFFECTIVE THAN VALIUM.

8. Kissing each day will keep the dentist away. Kissing encourages saliva to wash food from the teeth and
lowers the level of the acid that causes decay, preventing plaque build-up.

9. Sex actually relieves headaches. A lovemaking session can release the tension that restricts blood vessels in the brain.

10. A lot of lovemaking can unblock a stuffy nose. Sex is a natural antihistamine. It can help combat asthma and hay fever.

Haha. Knowledge is Power!

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[Saturday, September 4th, 2004
| 1:26pm]
[ mood | hot ]

Our air-conditioner is broken again. We just got it fixed a few months ago. It's a delicious 81 degrees out today. I think I might sweat to death.

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[Thursday, August 26th, 2004
| 10:47am]
[ mood | thirsty ]


These grow on a tree in my front yard.
They're plums, by the way.

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[Monday, August 23rd, 2004
| 10:26pm]
[ mood | sleepy ]







"We passed the bottle. The great blazing stars came out, the far-receding sand hills got dim. I felt like an arrow that could shoot out all the way.
And suddenly Mississippi Gene turned to me from his crosslegged, patient reverie, and opened his mouth, and leaned close, and said, "These plains put me in the mind of Texas."
"Are you from Texas?"
"No sir, I'm from Green-vell Muzz-sippy."
And that was the way he said it."
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[Wednesday, August 18th, 2004
| 10:21pm]
[ mood | satisfied ]

It was beautiful out today. It was warm enough to be comfortable in a t-shirt, but there was a cool breeze that made wearing a hoodie exceptable.

I opened my windows as wide as they could go and just let the fresh air seep in.

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[Sunday, August 15th, 2004
| 10:56pm]
[ mood | calm ]

It's such a beautiful night out. I just went on a long ass bike ride to enjoy it. I got to watch a lightning storm while I was at it.

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[Sunday, August 15th, 2004
| 12:26am]
[ mood | crazy ]

Today my friend Karl asked, "Why don't black people have myspace accounts?" To this my friend Matt replied, "Because you can't trade cornbread for computers."

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