_consume_ ([info]_consume_) wrote,
@ 2006-07-12 19:16:00
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Current location:Das Bunker
Current mood: hungry
Current music:Zombie Girl - Bleeder [Industrial Strength mix by Seb]

Zombie Holocaust
Day 23: Whatever has happened, must have overtaken the entire city. Maybe even the entire world. All the TV and radio stations give nothing but a static hiss. Even the emergency broadcast system went silent days ago. The neighbours laughed when they saw me digging the shelter, shoring up the walls, stocking it with food and water and ammunition. Who's laughing now. Call it what you will...Judgement Day, Armageddon, The End Of The World; all I know is, I saw it coming and went underground in time. Everyone else is either dead...or one of them. It was all out of the Book of Revelation, with mad prophets howling on every street corner and the mass funeral pyres choking the midday sun with ash. Fleeing the cities didn't help, it only created massive gridlock that turned into a cannibal banquet on live television. I couldn't blame the news chopper pilot for going insane and crashing that thing into the middle of the horde. Holing up in Police stations, churches, the LRT...people didn't realize that all the institutions we spent our lives upholding are GONE, meaningless as the dust that used to be people after a nuclear holocaust. THEY rule the surface now. They have inherited the Earth. We...hell, I don't even know if anyone else even survived...will have to contend with a world where we're no longer at the top of the food chain, where we have to scuttle underfoot with the rats. For they know only hunger, and nothing less than our living flesh will satisfy them...

I don't even know if anyone is reading this, or ever will. The generator is almost out of fuel and as much as these entries are keeping me sane, I'll have to choose between the computer and the air purifier soon. I think I read something like this in a book once, but my past life seems a million years ago: "They are at the gate. We cannot get out."



head zombie

This one appears to be their leader. He...changed first, and the others seem to instinctively follow him. Him? What am I thinking? It! Nothing remains of the man I once knew. Only a monster.

horde 1

These ones almost got me. I foolishly went out in daylight to try and scavenge some water and food, and they caught my scent almost immediately. Note to self: soaking clothes in gasoline seems to delay the horde detecting me for a little while.

horde 2

I used my last 3 shells on this mob. They seem extraordinarily resistant to conventional weapons, and nothing short of decapitation or total dismemberment will stop them. I will have to try fire, which they seem to have a primal fear of...but then, how will I use the gas to hide myself?

zombie love

In certain cases, the dead maintain some semblance of the emotional attachments they had in life. This pair seemed to stick together out of some lingering shred of memory...or it could have been the railroad spike nailing them together by the torso. Will have to investigate this theory further to try and discern an exploitable weakness. Love often renders people vulnerable in life, I wonder if it can do the same in death...

mad max/Warhammer 40K zombie

Even Comic Book Convention attendees were not immune to the plague of undeath. This rules out the theory that the pathogen may be airborne, as nothing can penetrate a hardened geek's nostrils...

zombie luna

I couldn't definitively state if these two are undead or not, since they have been known to frequent industrial nightclubs. Dangling a severed limb had no immediate effect, but they may well have been stuffed after consuming that tourist from Whyte Ave.

isn't that charming?

The creatures can endure extraordinary trauma before being immobilized. This one gnawed his own foot off after being ran over by a bus in order to continue the chase.

I have no idea

The condition strikes all strata of society simultaneously, without regard for socioeconomic status or occupation.

mmmm..transfixing...

Note to self: the fence-stake gun, while a decisive weapon under normal circumstance, just totally fails to get the job done against these things.

Zombie Saviour

Jesus did come back in time for the End of the World. Just in time to get shot in the chest by a police officer during the riots and rise as one of the cannibal undead. Where's your God now?

flotsam

The creatures exhibit no apparent fear of water obstacles. As a precaution, drink from no standing body of water in an infected area. I don't know how it spreads.

jetsam

Throwing a brightly-coloured beach ball only distracted the creatures for a short time. Inevitably, their insane hunger takes over and the attack resumes. Do not attempt to dissuade the attackers with food, spare change, bus tickets, 40 ouncers, or any of the things that caused them to leave you alone in life. All they want is your flesh now.

Clubber Lang

Just another day at the office. The refuse in the background tried to eat me while I was siphoning gas from the Premier's old car. They got their comeuppance. If there's one good part to this whole "total social collapse" thing, it's that I can use these former people as walking stress balls to work out the pent-up aggression of my previous life.

Survivor Edmonton-Outrun Outclub Outhide

OK, I really need something more formidable than a length of vacuum cleaner pipe. If it weren't for my uncanny catlike reflexes and lethal martial arts training I'd be lunch by now. We need shotguns for this kind of deal.

that about sums up our entire relationship

Never trust a woman. While true in all instances of life, this wisdom is doubly important when they want to take a shark-sized bite out of your neck. Whether its your wallet or your trachea, you're going to pay either way...

mob

While making them immune to virtually any injury, apparently the condition does not cure paralysis. Interesting...

the zombie master

This one managed to bite me. It's not bad, just a scratch. I do feel a bit feverish and sweaty, though. Better get some polysporin on that.

the aftermath

From Earth we rise, and to the Earth we shall return.

time is running out

I don't know how much longer I can hold out here. The lights are flickering, and the sounds of digging through the floorboards are getting louder. My ammo is gone, and I don't trust the water. I'll keep broadcasting as long as I can in hopes that somebody somewhere can find some answer to this...

MADNESS

Even if its just archaeologists digging up the bones of our dead civilization thousands of years from now.

come get some

No matter how it ends, I'm not going without a fight. Those things are going to have to work for their dinner.

we fucks you up Lebowski

But, what will it matter? Sooner or later I'll be one of them, and all this pain will end. But...I never got to tell her...

der feind kommt

What was that?

shreck

It's probably nothing. Just my imagination playing tricks on me...too long alone, too long in the dark...

das ende!

Ahh crap they're inside! Ohmigoddadadafadfhelpmellkjdf;llnotlikethisla;kldjfaadfknullmentalloandthefixerlladdfdffff

hold please

battery low...battery low...battery low...END SIGNAL



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[info]panic_girl
2006-07-13 01:23 am UTC (link)
Some of those zombies are fantastic!

Moreover, you look really quite fetching with facial hair!

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[info]_consume_
2006-07-13 02:54 am UTC (link)
Fetching if you're a HOBO-SEXUAL:P

I thought I looked like a bum, but I didn't shave because it enhanced my haggard human survivor costume. Thanks for the kind words though sweetheart:) I'll likely be down in Toronto in the next two weeks to visit my grandfather at the home he's going in, and I'll probably have both time and the desire to see some friends and do something lighthearted after all that heavy business is concluded. I sees you soon monkey.

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[info]panic_girl
2006-07-13 03:03 am UTC (link)
:(
Yeah I'm sorry to hear about your grandad.

You have my gmail addy to write and let me know when you are here?

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[info]_consume_
2006-07-13 04:00 am UTC (link)
Not just yet, but I'll find you when I get there. You might hear me hoarsely shouting "PANIC on the streets of Toronto! PANIC on the streets of Brampton!" while wandering Queen Street dressed in a filthy bathrobe at 3am...

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[info]panic_girl
2006-07-13 12:56 pm UTC (link)
Or! Or! Or!
Email to
panicgirl at gmail dot com

You have options.
I'm just sayin'. :P

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[info]_incognito_
2006-07-13 02:36 am UTC (link)
haha - those are great!

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[info]redlillia
2006-07-13 06:34 am UTC (link)
Well done! I think you're better at these than me. ;-)

I've been waiting for these photos.

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[info]_consume_
2006-07-13 08:02 am UTC (link)
You will wait IN VAIN!!!

Oh, wait.

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[info]vernondalhart
2006-07-13 06:47 am UTC (link)
Very nice. Well, in a horrifying sort of sense.

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[info]_consume_
2006-07-13 08:03 am UTC (link)
Hey, what isn't these days? Watched MTV lately?

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[info]feistycrusading
2006-07-14 12:33 am UTC (link)
lol! Very well written!

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[info]_consume_
2006-07-14 07:59 pm UTC (link)
Yeah, the imminent collapse of civilization into cannibal anarchy does tend to bring out my muse:)

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[info]ice_cherry_lips
2006-07-15 01:38 am UTC (link)
I absolutely LOVE your end bit..you in the dark all the way to "Ohh crap, their inside!" That is just amazing!!!!!!!!!!

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[info]_consume_
2006-07-15 01:49 am UTC (link)
Aww, thanks darling:) Coming from the Zombie Mistress herself that means a lot. Thanks also for good company yesterday, you guys are awesome, it's so relaxing hanging out with you. Had to slip out this morning quiet-like because y'all were still sleeping and I had to worky. See you tonight!

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[info]ice_cherry_lips
2006-07-15 01:54 am UTC (link)
I have to stay home tonight. I have no one to stasy with Jules except me. I'll be watching movies while Seb djs. If you are bored, drop by.

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[info]_consume_
2006-07-15 01:58 am UTC (link)
Crappy. Well, lemme eat and maybe have a nap or something and I'll see what's what.

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[info]ice_cherry_lips
2006-07-15 02:02 am UTC (link)
coolio :)

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[info]mavi_in_a_coma
2007-10-10 08:45 am UTC (link)
screw resident evil, fulcio and romero- thi is the real (un)life we're talking about!
but they won't get me, no, they won't!
*continues gathering minions and supplies*

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