Y 0 U
[ .01. ] first name: jeffrey
[ .02. ] middle name: addison
[ .03. ] last name: bowland
[ .04. ] nickname(s): jeff
[ .05. ] gender: male
[ .06. ] birthday: september 26, 1989
[ .07. ] height: 6'0''
[ .08. ] hair color: brown
[ .09. ] eye color: brown
[ .010. ] do you wear glasses or contacts: nope
[ .011. ] do you have braces: nope
[ .012. ] is your hair long or short: medium
[ .013. ] where were you born: plano tx
[ .014. ] current location: tomball, tx
[ .015. ] zodiac sign: libra
[ .016. ] how many languages do you know: 2
[ .017. ] what laungage do you want to learn: more german
[ .018. ] bad habits: smoking, nail biting
[ .019. ] piercing you have: ears
[ .020. ] piercing you want: lip, i want to stretch my ears too
[ .021. ] tattoos you have: none
[ .023. ] today: skated, practiced
[ .024. ] today's date: June 27th
[ .025. ] the time: 8:23
[ .026. ] ready for a bunch more questions: sure
F A M i L Y
[ .027. ] mother's name: anne
[ .028. ] father's name: chris
[ .029. ] brother's name: jonathan, greg
[ .030. ] sister's name: shaniqua hahaha.
[ .031. ] favorite aunt: don't have any
[ .032. ] favorite uncle: dont have any
[ .033. ] favorite grandparent: my grandma
[ .036. ] worst relative: my grandma in dallas
[ .037. ] best relative: greg, my mom, my grandma
[ .038. ] do you get along with your parents: sometimes
[ .039. ] does anyone in your family understand you: greg
P E T S
[ .040. ] do you have any pets: 3 dogs.
[ .041. ] what are their names: rocket, smokey, and tag
[ .042. ] what kind of animals are they: 2 shelties, and a border collie
S C H 0 0 L
[ .043. ] are you still in school: sophmore
[ .044. ] did you drop out: no
[ .045. ] current gpa: I don'tknow
[ .046. ] favorite grade: 7th
[ .047. ] least favorite grade: 9th
[ .048. ] favorite teacher: mrs dawson
[ .049. ] least favorite teacher: westmoorland
[ .050. ] favorite subject: soccer
[ .051. ] least favorite subject: algebra
[ .052. ] do/did you buy lunch or bring it: bring
[ .053. ] play any sports on the school's team: soccer
[ .054. ] do/did you do any extracurricular activities: soccer
[ .055. ] are/was you popular: people know who i am.
[ .056. ] favorite dance: hXc style.
[ .057. ] favorite memory: none.
[ .058. ] favorite memory you want to have: band practice
[ .059. ] least favorite memory: all of second semester.
[ .060. ] most humiliating moment: none
F A V 0 R i T E S
[ .061. ] number: none
[ .062. ] letter: none
[ .063. ] shoes: asics
[ .064. ] saying(s): fuck you
[ .065. ] TV show: family guy
[ .066. ] sport: Soccer
[ .067. ] vegetable: patatoes
[ .068. ] fruit: oranges
[ .069. ] movies: batman forever
[ .070. ] magazine: REVOLVER
[ .071. ] actor: none
[ .072. ] actress: none
[ .073. ] candy: snickers
[ .074. ] gum: orbit
[ .075. ] scent: hugo
[ .076. ] candy bar: snickers
[ .077. ] ice cream flavor: Chocolate Chip Cookie Dough
[ .078. ] color: red
[ .079. ] season: Fall
[ .080. ] holiday:Halloween
[ .081. ] band: scarlet terror! WHAT
[ .082. ] singer: ME! HAHA
[ .083. ] group: SCARLET TERROR!
[ .084. ] rapper: old snoop dogg.
[ .085. ] type of music: hardcore, metalcore, punk, street punk, swing
[ .086. ] thing in your room: my bed
[ .087. ] place to be: bandroom
[ .089. ] tv channel: fuse
[ .090. ] junk food: snickers
[ .091. ] overall food: mexican
[ .092. ] store: i dont know
[ .093. ] hangout: band practice.
[ .094. ] fast food: chick-fil-a
[ .095. ] restaurant: taco bueno.
[ .096. ] shape: square
[ .097. ] time of day: Night
[ .098. ] country: europe
[ .099. ] state: cali
[ .100. ] boys name: i dont have one
[ .101. ] girls name: dont have one
[ .102. ] mall: woodlands
[ .103. ] video game: super mario world
[ .104. ] shampoo: dove
[ .105. ] board game: shoots and ladders
[ .106. ] computer game: i donno
[ .107. ] car: dont care
[ .108. ] music video: as i lay dying- confined
[ .109. ] swear word: fuck
[ .110. ] word: fuck
[ .111. ] month: october
[ .112. ] cartoon character: stewie
[ .113. ] scary movie: from hell
[ .114. ] team: dont have one
[ .115. ] possession: music
WHATS THE FiRST THiNG Y0U TH0UGHT 0F WHEN Y0U HEAR..
[ .116. ] eminem: hilarious
[ .117. ] dog: rocket
[ .118. ] hot: :x someone
[ .119. ] britney spears: SLUT BAG BITCH
[ .120. ] nsync: FAGGOT ASS QUEERS.
[ .121. ] real world: They need a Real life.
[ .122. ] orange: goood.
[ .123. ] choice: huh?
[ .124. ] fuck: haha.
[ .125. ] bisexual: sick.
[ .126. ] black: black metal
[ .127. ] icq: ?
[ .128. ] insane clown posse: fags
[ .129. ] linkin park: fags
[ .130. ] jack: fags
[ .131. ] rainbow: fags
[ .133. ] cucumber: fags
[ .134. ] shark: fags
[ .135. ] lifehouse: fags
[ .136. ] bat: nigger.
[ .137. ] leather: rhino.
[ .138. ] whip: lion.
[ .139. ] america: stupid
[ .140. ] water: piss
[ .141. ] volcano: blood
[ .142. ] rock or rap: kkk.
[ .143. ] rock or pop: rock
[ .144. ] rock or r&b: rock
[ .145. ] rock or metal: metal.. all modern rock today is shit.
[ .146. ] rap or pop: pop
[ .147. ] rap or r&b: r&b
[ .148. ] rap or metal: metal
[ .149. ] pop or r&b: r&b
[ .150. ] pop or metal: metal
[ .151. ] r&b or metal: metal
[ .152. ] linkin park or limp bizkit: old school limp bizkit
[ .153. ] tool or korn: tool
[ .154. ] selena or jennifer lopez: selena. haha
[ .155. ] hot or cold: cold
[ .156. ] winter or summer: winter
[ .157. ] spring or fall: fall
[ .158. ] shakira or britney: shakira.. britneys ugly
[ .159. ] icp or eminem: eminem
[ .160. ] marilyn manson or rob zombie: manson
[ .161. ] kittie or garbage: kittie
[ .162. ] mtv or vh1: vh1
[ .163. ] buffy or angel: buffy
[ .164. ] dawson's creek or gilmore girls: dawsons creek
[ .165. ] football or basketball: basketball
[ .166. ] summer olympics or winter olympics: winter
[ .167. ] skiing or snowboarding: snowboarding
[ .168. ] rollerblading or skateboarding: skateboarding
[ .169. ] black or white: black
[ .170. ] orange or red: red
[ .171. ] yellow or green: green
[ .172. ] purple or pink: pink
[ .173. ] slipknot or mudvayne: mudvayne
[ .174. ] hot topic or pac sun: hot topic
[ .175. ] inside or outside: inside
[ .176. ] weed or alcohol: weed
[ .177. ] cell phone or pager: none
[ .178. ] pen or pencil: pen
[ .179. ] powerpuff girls or charlie's angels: PPG
[ .180. ] scooby doo or dino: scooby doo
[ .181. ] dragon ball z or pokemon: pokemon
[ .182. ] star wars or star trek: star wars
[ .183. ] tattoos or piercings: tatts.
[ .184. ] prep or punk: punks
[ .185. ] slut or whore: whores
P R i V A T E L i F E
[ .186. ] do you have a boyfriend or girlfriend: no
[ .187. ] do you have a crush: OH Yes.
[ .188. ] do you love anyone right now: yes
[ .189. ] have you ever been in love: maybe
[ .190. ] how many people have you liked: 3
[ .191. ] who was your first crush: i dont remember
[ .192. ] how many hearts have you broken: probably none
[ .193. ] how many people broke your heart: 3
[ .194. ] best quote to sum up love: it sucks
[ .195. ] so what is your bf/gf/crush like: gorgeous, always been there for me, likes my music
[ .196. ] do you have a picture of him/her: on my computer
[ .197. ] please post it if you do: i dont know how
[.198. ] do you have a picture of yourself: yea
[ .199. ] please post it if you do: i forgot
[ .200. ] do you go by looks or personality: personality
[ .201. ] ever kiss a friend: no
[ .202. ] are you still friends: huh
[ .203. ] so moving along..do you smoke: yep
[ .204. ] ever trip on acid: yeah i have
[ .205. ] how about a little x: nope
[ .206. ] crack, heroin, anything else: i've done oxy, codine, adderal, coke, and alot of other shit
[ .208. ] beer good or beer bad: beer good sometimes
[ .209. ] are you the sissy who drinks wine coolers: nope.
[ .210. ] do you like smirnoff ice: tastes good
[ .211. ] prefer beer or liquor: beer.. jack is good too though
[ .212. ] what kind of cigarettes do you smoke: camel turkish silvers or golds
[ .213. ] have you ever drank Hpnotiq: no
[ .214. ] if yes, when was the last time you got some: no
W 0 U L D Y 0 U EVER..
[ .215. ] bungee jump: yeah
[ .216. ] sky dive: yeah
[ .217. ] swim with dolphins: yeah
[ .218. ] scuba dive: yeah
[ .219. ] go rock climbing: yeah
[ .220. ] eat shit for $1,000,000: fuck no.
[ .221. ] turn your back on your friends for personal gain: yeah, but i got em back
[ .222. ] steal a friend's boyfriend/girlfriend: no.. i hope i'm not doing that right now.
[ .223. ] cross-dress: fuck no
[ .224. ] lie to the police: yea
[ .225. ] run from the police: yeah
[ .226. ] lie to your parents: not anymore
[ .227. ] walk up to a stranger and kiss them: no
[ .228. ] be an exotic dancer: YES.
[ .229. ] walk out of a restaurant without paying: if i didnt have money.
[ .230. ] streak: if i got fucked up enough. probably. but probably not
Y 0 U R F R I E N D S
[ .231. ] best friends: James, erik, mike, blake, lizzie, lauren
[ .232. ] known longest: erik
[ .233. ] wish you talked to more: lizzie/mike
[ .234. ] wish you saw more: lizzie
[ .235. ] how many friends do you think you have: hm. 6
[ .236. ] who drives you insane after a while: no one really
[ .237. ] who can you stay around forever and never get sick of: erik, blake, james, mike, lizzie, lauren
[ .238. ] ever lose a good friend because you took it to the 'next level': yeah
[ .239. ] craziest: mike
[ .240. ] loudest: lauren
[ .241. ] shyest: James
[ .242. ] best hair: erik
[ .243. ] can always make you laugh: lizzie
[ .244. ] best eyes: lizzie
[ .243. ] best body: lizzie
[ .246. ] most athletic: no one.. hahaha
[ .247. ] sex symbol: me. hah
[ .248. ] hot tempered: lauren
[ .249. ] most impatient: all the same
[ .250. ] shortest: mike
[ .251. ] tallest: James or blake
[ .252. ] talented: me blake james erik
[ .253. ] best singer: haha.. i dont know
[ .254. ] skinniest: lauren
[ .255. ] nicest: lizzie
[ .256. ] best personality: lizzie
[ .257. ] biggest drug user: hah.
HAVE Y0U EVER:
[ .258. ] flashed someone: no
[ .259. ] told a person how you felt bout them: yes..
[ .260. ] been to michigan: no
[ .262. ] gone to jail or juvi: yeah
[ .263. ] skateboarded: yea
[ .264. ] skinny dipped: yea
[ .265. ] stolen anything: yea
[ .266. ] wanted to kick my ass for making this so long: 10 4
[ .267. ] kicked someone's ass: yeah
[ .268. ] pegged someone in the head with a snowball: yeah
[ .269. ] broke a beer bottle: yeah
[ .270. ] gotten into a bar, under-aged: no
[ .271. ] kissed someone of the same sex: NO.
[ .273. ] gone on a road trip: yeah
[ .274. ] gone on vacation without adult supervision: no
[ .275. ] been to a concert: yeah
[ .276. ] been to another country: no
[ .277. ] talked back to an adult: yeah
[ .278. ] got pulled over: no
[ .279. ] got in a car accident: nope
[ .280. ] broke a law: yeah
[ .281. ] given money to a homeless person: yeah for booze
[ .282. ] tried to kill yourself: yeah
[ .283. ] cried to get out of trouble: yeah
[ .284. ] kissed a friend's brother or sister: no??
[ .285. ] kissed a brother or sister's friend: no
[ .286. ] dropped something on the floor that you were cooking and let someone eat it anyways?: no
0 P I N I 0 N S
[ .287. ] what do you think...about pop music: fucking horrid
[ .288. ] about boy bands: fucking horrid
[ .289. ] about flag burning: i don't care, it's funny
[ .290. ] of the war on terrorists: bullshit
[ .291. ] about suicide: ponder it
[ .292. ] about people who try to force their opinions on you: fuckers. straight edge people.
[ .293. ] about abortion: FUCK ABORTION.
[ .294. ] about rock/metal music: bad ass
[ .295. ] where do you think you'll be in 10 years: dying
[ .296. ] who do you think you'll still be friends with in 5 years: erik
W H A T D I D Y 0 0 H D 0
[ .297. ] last birthday: sat at home
[ .298. ] yesterday: played
[ .299. ] last weekend: warped tour with lizzie kristin greg and everyone
[ .300. ] christmas: shitty
[ .301. ] thanksgiving: SHITTY
[ .302. ] new year's: shitty
[ .303. ] halloween: shitt-y.
[ .304. ] easter: shit
[ .305. ] valentine's day: shitty.
T H E L A S T
[ .306. ] thing you ate: chicken
[ .307. ] thing you drank: sprite
[ .308. ] thing you wore: socks
[ .309. ] place you went: eriks
[ .310. ] thing you got pierced/tattooed: my ear
[ .311. ] person you saw: no one
[ .312. ] person you kissed: breanna.
[ .313. ] person you fucked: no one.
[ .314. ] person you talked to: erik.
[ .315. ] song you heard: some old mans child song
[ .316. ] what are you eating: nothing
[ .317. ] what are you drinking: sprite
[ .318. ] what are you wearing: boxers.
[ .319. ] any shoes on: no
[ .320. ] hat: no
[ .321. ] listening to: the tv.
[ .322. ] talking to anyone: no
[ .323. ] are you pissed i made this so long: YES
[ .324. ] are you a vegetarian: no
[ .325. ] do you like cows: yea
[ .326. ] are you a bitch: no
[ .327. ] are you artistic: yeah
[ .328. ] do you write poetry: lyrics
[ .329. ] are you a fast runner: yea
[ .330. ] can you ski: no
[ .331. ] are you british: no
[ .332. ] do you want to spear britney: no way.
[ .333. ] do the voices talk to you: yea
[ .334. ] did you ever give barbie a haircut: no
[ .335. ] would you eat mac & cheese with hot dogs in it: yeah
[ .336. ] do you think disney creators were on acid when they made 'alice in wonderland: YEAH!
[ .337. ] are you straight: yeah
[ .338. ] are you stupid, insane, and another physically handicapped: no
[ .339. ] are you nice: yeah
[ .340. ] are you naughty: can be
[ .341. ] are you short: no
[ .342. ] are you tall: yea
[ .343. ] do you own a hot pink shirt: no
[ .344. ] how about orange pants: no
[ .345. ] can you see the flying monkeys: sure can
[ .346. ] are you evil : IM FUCKING EVIL.. GRRRRRRR
[ .347. ] did you ever know someone who had a mullet: yea
[ .348. ] is britney a whore: yes
[ .349. ] are you a teenage zombie: yes
[ .350. ] am i annoying you?: yes
[ .351. ] do you like marilyn manson: hes a good artist.. not a singer
[ .352. ] are you secretly from another planet: yeah
[ .353. ] did you ever touch someone else's private parts: no. :x
[ .354. ] this is over are you happy now hahaha: YES