Some artists would go ballistic if they found out some joker was impersonating them on the red carpet at a major media event. Not Psy,though.

seems like there's another ME at cannes...say Hi to him @scooterbraun lol#PSYinSINGAPORE

— PSY (@psy_oppa) May 22, 2013

Hi! If anyone has a few minutes, would you look at these sentences and tell me if my scanty French has produced grammatically acceptable, non-bizarre sentences? Do you have any alternate suggestions, especially colloquial turns of phrase, not too youthfully slangy?

Thank you very much.