Limericks Nos. 468, 469 and 470

And, this morning's limericks. I think I am catching up a little on sleep because it went more smoothly today and I think I actually have three if I can remember them all.

Lij was photographed with duct tape gag
Wearing the "Speak" no evil dog tag
And AIDS ribbon one too
Plus signing sandal shoe
Sold to fund education program.

I know. "Sandal shoe" is kind of odd and line 5 doesn't actually rhyme with lines 1 and 2, but I thought it kind of worked anyway, and none of the other "ag" words I came up with worked in context. This is pretty similar to the one yesterday, but I wanted to focus more on Elijah specifically, so please bear with me.
Celebrian | 16.08.05 - 3:12 am | #

And these:

Wrote a limerick the other day
With music label name Lij did say.
But, I guess that's not right.
In Sunday Times last night,
Name's Simian Records it did say.

Simian even has a webpage
Most content's coming soon at this stage.
Name's meaningful 'cause he
Has the nickname Monkey.
Hope this one's right, but no bet I'll wage. ;-)

The last word should of course be wager, but somehow it seemed to work this way. And, I really hope this is actually the right name because I'd hate to be wrong on the same thing twice in like 2 or 3 days. LOL
Celebrian | 16.08.05 - 3:22 am | #