CC

Yesterday morning one of the drivers was killed in a wreck in Louisianna on I20. He started about a year before I did over the past 12 yrs I have known him. He was a great friend and great all around guy. He was a member of the ATA a Fedex road team. He will be missed.
http://www. ktbs. com/news/FedEx-driver-killed-in-I-20-crash-is-identified-17578/ http://www. truckline. com/index

http://www. washingtonwatch. com/blog/tag/american-trucking-associations/

Dear Santa... Dear Santa, This year I've been busy! In February I gave change to a homeless guy (19 points). In August I committed genocide... Sorry about that, knobert (-5000 points). Last Tuesday I helped the_pookinator across the street (6 points). Last Wednesday I signed my organ donor card (28 points). Last Friday I punched themortician in the arm (-10 points). Overall, I've been naughty (-4957 points). For Christmas I deserve a spanking! Sincerely, _CC

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You are a fun-loving foreigner with an amazing ability to get any job done on time. Often described as a "Miracle Worker".

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CC~~either KISS 96 Alive Worldwide Reunion or Smashin Pumpkins Infinite Sadness tour 96 Charlotte NC

 A very loud, unattractive, mean-acting woman walked into Wal-Mart with her two kids, yelling obscenities at them all the way through the entrance.

The Wal-Mart Greeter said pleasantly "Good morning, and welcome to Wal-Mart. Nice children you have there. Are they twins?"

The ugly woman stopped yelling long enough to say, "Hell no they ain't."

"The oldest one's 9 and the other one's 7. Why the hell would you think they're twins? Are you blind, or just stupid?"

"I'm neither blind nor stupid, Ma'am," replied the greeter. "I just couldn't believe you got laid twice."

"Have a good day and thank you for shopping at Wal-Mart."

1. Your Middle Name:
2. Age:
3. Single or Taken:
4. Favorite Movie:
5. Favorite Song or Album:
6. Favorite Band/Artist:
7. Dirty or Clean:
8. Tattoos and/or Piercings:
9. Do we know each other outside of LJ?
10. What's your philosophy on life?
11. Is the bottle half-full or half-empty?
12. Would you keep a secret from me if you thought it was in my best interest?
13. What is your favorite memory of us?
14. What is your favorite guilty pleasure?
15. Tell me one odd/interesting fact about you:
16. You can have three wishes (for yourself, so forget all the 'world peace etc' malarkey) - what are they :
17. Can we get together and make a cake?
18. Which country is your spiritual home?
19. What is your big weakness?
20. Do you think I'm a good person?
21. What was your best/favorite subject at school:
22. Describe your accent:
23. If you could change anything about me, would you?
24. What do you wear to sleep?
25. Trousers or skirts?
26. Cigarettes or alcohol?
27. If I only had one day to live, what would we do together?
28. Will you repost this so I can fill it out for you?

I  thought this was cute :)
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>>     I told her that I was pretending to be a light bulb, so that the boss
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>>     A few minutes later the boss came into the office and asked, "What on
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HAPPY BIRTHDAY   fairietink

happy mothers day to the mothers that read this

HAPPY BIRTHDAY LI!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

                        YES, I'M A BAD AMERICAN                          
                             by: George Carlin                             
                                                                           
                                                                           
                                                                           
                         I Am Your Worst Nightmare.                        
                            I am a BAD American.                           
                            I am George Carlin.                            
                                                                           
                                                                           
I believe the money I make belongs to me and my family, not some mid
level  governmental functionary be it Democratic or Republican!         
                                                                           
           I'm in touch with my feelings and I like it that way!            
                                                                            
                                                                           
I think owning a gun doesn't make you a killer, it makes you a
smart   American.                                 
                                                                           
                                                                           
  I think being a minority does not make you noble or victimized, and
does  not entitle you to anything.                       
                                                                           
     I believe that if you are selling me a Big Mac, do it in English.     
                                                                           
                                                                           
  I believe everyone has a right to pray to his or her God when and
where  they want to.                                
                                                            
  My heroes are John Wayne, Babe Ruth, Roy Rogers, and whoever
canceled     Jerry Springer.                              
                                                                           
               I don't hate the rich. I don't pity the poor.               
                                                                           
                                                                           
   I know wrestling is fake and I don't waste my time watching or
arguing    about it.                                 
                                                                           
                                                                           
I've never owned a slave, or was a slave, I haven't burned any witches
or    been persecuted by the Turks and neither have you! So, shut up
already.  
                                                                           
I believe if you don't like the way things are here, go back to where
you came from and change your own country!                  
                              This is AMERICA.                             
                                                                           
                                                                           
    I want to know which church it is exactly, where the Reverend Jesse    
  Jackson preaches, where he gets his money, and why he is always part
of   the problem and not the solution. Can I get an AMEN on that one?     
                                                                           
                                                                           
                                                                           
    I think the cops have every right to shoot your sorry rear if
you're  running from them..                            
                                                                           
                                                                           
  I also think they have the right to pull you over if you're breaking
the  law, regardless of what color you are.                  
                                                                           
And, no, I don't mind having my face shown on my drivers license. I
think  it's good..... and I'm proud that 'God' is written on my money.      
                                                                           
I think if you are too stupid to know how a ballot works, I don't want
you  deciding who should be running the most powerful nation in the world
for  the next four years.                           
                                                                           
   I dislike those people standing in the intersections trying to sell
me   stuff or trying to guilt me into making 'donations' to their cause.    
                                                                           
                                                                           
  I believe that it doesn't take a village to raise a child, it takes
two parents.                                                                                                 
                                                                            
               And what is going on with gas prices... again?              
                                                                           
                                                                           
      I believe 'illegal' is illegal no matter what the lawyers think.     
                                                                           
   I believe the American flag should be the only one allowed in
AMERICA!  
                                                                           
                                                                           
       If this makes me a BAD American, then yes, I'm a BAD American.      
                                                                           
                                                                           
  If you are a BAD American too, please forward this to everyone you
know. 
                         We want our country back!                         
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                      We NEED GOD BACK IN OUR COUNTRY!                     
                                                                           
                I would rather live my life as if there is a               
                 God, and die to find out there isn't, Than                
                 live my life as if there isn't, and die to                
                             find out there is.                            
                                                           AMEN             
                                                    

what kind of truck do I drive?

Ford

Chevy

Nissan

Toyota

what type of degree do I have?

Comp. Sci.

Bus. Admin.

Comp. Info. Sys.

Bus. Admin. Comp. Info. Sys.

which location was I born?

Charlotte

Beckley

Charleston

Bluefield

where do I work?

FedEx

FedEx Freight

Fedex Ground

Fedex home delivery

how long have I worked there?

6yrs

8yrs

10yrs

12yrs

What year did I graduate high school?

89

91

93

95

what is my favorite band?

Godsmack

NickelBack

P.O.D.

all of the above

what is my favorite thing to do?

Eat

Sleep

Chat

talk

what is my favorite liqour?

jim beam

yager

jack daniels

captian morgans

what song am I listening to as I type?

Godsmack - Awake

Korn - Freak on a leash

Nirvana - Smells like teen spirit

Creed - My own prison

Create your own Friend Test here

A little old lady is walking down the street, dragging two plastic garbage bags, one in each hand. There's a hole in one of the bags, and once in a while a $20 bill flies out of it onto the pavement.

Noticing this, a policeman stops her. "Ma'am, there are $20 bills falling out of that bag..."

"Damn!" says the little old
lady....."I'd better go back and see if I can find some of them. Thanks for the warning!"

"Well, now, not so fast," says the cop. "How did you ge t all that money? Did you steal it?"

"Oh, no", says the little old lady. "You see, my back yard backs up to the parking lot of the football stadium. Each time there's a game, a lot of fans come and pee in the bushes, right into my flower beds!" So, I go and stand behind the bushes with a big hedge clipper, and each time someone sticks his thingie through the bushes, I say: '$20 or off it comes!' "

"Hey, not a bad idea!" laughs the cop. "Good luck!" By the way, what's in the other bag?"

"Well", says the little old lady, "Not all of them pay."

Jack Schitt http://www.heacham1.freeserve.co.uk/jackschitt/jack.htm

YOU'RE ON MY FRIENDS LIST, I WANNA KNOW YOU...I want to know 28 things about you. I don't care if we never talk, never liked each other, or if we already know everything about each other. You're on my list, so let me know who I am friends with.

JUST HIT REPLY TO SEND DIRECTLY TO ME IN A MESSAGE THEN, REPOST THE EMPTY QUESTIONS AS A BULLETIN. (male/female answer accordingly)

1. Can you cook?


2. What would you do if you were stuck in an elevator with me?


3. What talent do you wish you had?


4. Favorite place?


5. Favorite vegetable?


6. What was the last book you read?


7. What is your favorite thing to do with your family?


8. Any Tattoos and/or Piercings?


9. Worst Habit?


HERE COMES THE FUN ... ... ...


1. Do we know each other outside of myspace?


2. What's your philosophy on life?


3. Negative or Optimistic?


4. What was your dream growing up?


5. Worst thing to ever happen to you?


6. Do you think I'm attractive?


7. Tell me one weird fact about you:


8. What was your first impression of me?


9. Do you Trust me?


10. Have you ever kept anything from me?


11. What do you think of me as a Person?


12. Do you think I'm sane or insane?


13. Would you cry for me if I died?


14. Would you be my crime partner or my conscience?


15. If you could change anything about me, what would it be?


16. If i asked you out, what would you say?


17. Would you come over to yell at me or just call?


18. Would you go on a blind date if I set you up?


19. If I only had one day to live would you be honest or lie?


20. A million bucks.. what would you do with it?


21. What is your worst fear?


22. Favorite thing to do in your spare time?


23. How many times did you curse at me while filling out this thing?


24. Can you sing or dance?


25. In one word, how would you describe me?


26. Do you think im cute/ugly/pretty/beautiful/okay?


27. Would you ever invite a stranger into your home that was starving and had no home?


28. Will you repost this so I can fill it out??

Husband Store

A brand new store has just opened in New York City that sells Husbands.
When women go to choose a husband, they pay a flat rate of $10,000 and have
to follow the instructions at the entrance: You may visit this store ONLY
ONCE! There are 6 floors and you may choose your husband from the floor you
are on, or may choose to go up to the next floor, but you CANNOT go back
down except to exit the building! On the 1st floor the sign on the door
reads:


Floor 1 - These men have jobs.

The 2nd floor sign reads:
Floor 2 - These men Have Jobs and Love Kids.

The 3rd floor sign reads:
Floor 3 - These men Have Jobs, Love Kids and are extremely Good Looking.
"Wow," she thinks, but feels compelled to keep going.

She goes to the 4th floor and the sign reads:
Floor 4 - These men Have Jobs, Love Kids, are extremely Good Looking and
Help with housework.
"Oh, mercy me!" she exclaims, "I can hardly stand it!"

Still, she goes to the 5th floor and sign reads:
Floor 5 - These men Have Jobs, Love Kids, are extremely Good Looking, help
with Housework and are very Romantic.

She is so tempted to stay, but she goes to the 6th floor and the sign
reads:
Floor 6 - You are visitor 174,456,012 to this floor. There are no men on
this floor. This floor exists solely as proof that women are impossible to
please. Thank you for shopping at the Husband Store. Sorry, no refunds.




To avoid gender bias charges, the store's owner opens a new Wives Store
just across the street.

WIFE STORE

The 1st first floor has wives that love sex.

The 2nd floor has wives that love sex and don't complain.

The 3rd through 6th floors have never been visited.

HAPPY NEW YEAR ALL!!!!!!!!!!!

HAPPY HOLIDAYS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!