The Turkey made a delicious chicken-pesto-pasta dish last night that went quite well with politics. We watched the DNC coverage, made fun of the hyperbole (because OMG, Keith Olbermann wants to have a million of Obama's babies), and winced and cringed through his speech. Not because it was bad, mind you- I don't think he can deliver a bad speech. But I hate watching people make important speeches because I so don't want them to mess up that it's like I'm there with them. I'm like, "Come on baby, don't lose your momentum, you were reaching
Bill Pullman-in-Independence-Day heights!" Still, I must admit, I cried. The Turkey grabbed my hand and we just sat there and listened. He snorted when safe toys were mentioned (because we both have a strong feeling that NAFTA and the WTO will
not be done away with), and I snorted when gay and lesbian rights were mentioned (because our boy is not a proponent of gay marriage, much to my dismay), but overall we were quiet and happy.
School has started and I'm exhausted already. This is the time of year when I don't get a day off for a few weeks at a time, because I'm working 6 days a week at the bookstore and taking 5 classes. Starting next week, things promise to be less crazy. Sort of. Here's the schedule for the fall semester:
Monday: Work 10am-6pm.
Tuesday: School 8am- 7pm (Creative Writing, Math, Literary Analysis, Brit Lit, French).
Wednesday: Work 1-8pm.
Thursday: School 8am-7pm.
Friday: Work 10am-6pm.
Saturday: Work 9am-6pm.
Sunday: DAY OFF THANK GOD THANK GOD THANK GOD.
I'm loving my classes so far, however. Even Literary Analysis, which I thought had the potential to be terribly boring. I mean, it still could be, but I really like analysis. The professor is here on an exchange program with Hungary, and although her English is excellent, she has trouble understanding our questions sometimes. To be fair, some of our questions are really stupid and could be answered by oh, I dunno,
reading the chalk-board, but it makes for a confusing class. It makes for some hilarity on my part, though. For instance, yesterday we were analyzing Robert Graves'
Down, Wanton, Down. It's pretty unambiguously about a guy addressing his dick, or really his animal lust via his dick. When we divided into groups to analyze it and were all given questions, the real fun began. The first group's question was a very basic, "What do you think this poem is about?" Their answer: "It's about a soldier." Of the girls in my group, one wouldn't talk, one ignored us and typed on her laptop the entire time, one agreed with me, and one thought it was about a soldier as well until we told her otherwise.
Professor: Well, do you think this is a satire, or would it be a dramatic monologue?
Me: It's still a dramatic monologue, even though it's funny, because the author is speaking to a specific audience.
Professor: I would not necessarily say it is funny.
Me,
to my group: I would. Dick jokes are always funny, am I right?
Group: *blank stare*
Me: No?
Sigh.