theres a w ocket in my pocket

Hi, I am sick as hell and stuff ... apparently I had an ALLERGIC REACTION. That's fucking hilarious, I never thought that kinda stuff actually happened. Oh smell. It must have been a 24 hour thing cause I am feeling better, but man yesterday I was DYING. My food tastes like CARDBOARD and I cant smell a thing...Today I have a sexy old dirty hooker voice which I absolutely LOVE. I wanna call everyone so they can hear me. It's so awesome, especially cause it's so different from my normal voice. Whatever. Hopefully I still have it tomorrow so I can harass everyone via telephone.


Today, UGH, I went to the Wetback Mall Stonewood Mall ... haha aww Liz.... anyway I applied at ROBINSONS MAY and all these stores, like... I was all over that mall. Gross. But I need money. So many good shows coming up and I can only breakdance on the promenade for so long right? RIGHT.

Bitch, I have snot, it's so nasty. I am hacking up my fucking LUNGS and LIVER and all sortsa organs. Ugly.

Oh I got the cutest bag and Sweater = $200 regular price but motherfucking EIGHTEEN DOLLARS cause I know how to SHOP. Sonia, CHECK MY SWEATER OUT it's so goddamn cute. CUTE. The bag is kinda eh, it's fuschia and like this weird REPTILE skin but so what it looks kinda hot.


Oh plus, I went on the bus to the mall and these 3 fat fucks went on with like these gross trendy shirts like fucking LED ZEPPELIN shirts from PACIFIC i bet...and like all sorts of tacky silver jewelry.. and curly LIGHT BROWN HAIR my GOD it was soooo gross, it almost killed me to look at them. For serious. You just HAD to be there. Plus, they kept looking at me haha like ... okay relax, TAKE A FUCKING PICTURE ugly... I will never have friends that look like that. I mean really. Have some self respect. haha and they were wearing these CHOLO sunglasses like the LOWRIDER MAGAZINE LOGO. sooo nasty. all they needed was like, ICP merchandise to top it all of and be the grossest beings ever.

BETTY! I totally saw this guy who had the GUYS ahircut from CHS remember? The guy who made me gag everytime I saw his hair? The gray hair? ew. my god. Who really has that haircut, gross. Fucking ninja.




Oh yeah, Juanes is so rad, seriously. Gimme his CD.