In no particular order of favoritism so no bitching about how far down the list you are. It don't mean SHIT!

Henry Jekyll --A Case of Eagle Rare 17 year single barrel Bourbon

Athos Lucifer's Little Brother

Amy North and Selina Kyle --A Gift certificate

Bob Hauk --A Case of Eagle Rare 17 year single barrel Bourbon

Olivia --Office toys and --A gift

Satine and Roger --Two plane tickets to Paris and a week at Hotel Choiseul Opera

Fiona Ringo--A full day at Feline Day Spa, NYC

Gabrielle (It was partially Xena's idea too)--Paper, pens and assorted items

Psyche--A gift

Iris--A Race Car

River--A pair of Doc Martens

Lilith--A delivery

James and Eli--Opera tickets

Jon--Wakes up to this on the porch

Aggie--A Necklace

Hermione--Three days of babysitting and two days Here and London--Bubo the AI owl from Clash of the Titans and a Couple of these

Logan Maxwell--Gift Certificate

Macaria--Painted to match the bike

Rayanne--Gift in the mail

Will and Orlando--Dinner for two reservations and a carriage ride through NYC

Kiddo--A sword stand and BB-- A card with Snake's Phone number and this picture on the front.

Rose--Shirt and a skirt

Trinity-- a small hand held device that emits EMPs

Solan --A plane

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And Cards for the rest. (Most likely because he had no idea what to get.)

We got this problem. Looks at the broken dinning room table and the busted chair as he runs his hands in his mussed-up hair.

We got this problem with the furniture. It keeps breaking. Pretends to look innocent despite the scratches and bites covering his shoulders and back and the fact he's in only his pants and his belt is still unbuckled.

I think we need someone to come make our shit wild sex proof unbreakable or somewhere that's got shit that won't break. Sure I can find something to pay for it.

Pauses and looks around. Think we should hit the windows and doors while we're at it. Couldn't hurt.



OOC: Warning Link is NC-17

Title: Old Mr. Shepherd
Fandom: John Carpenter
Characters: Snake Plissken
Prompt: 037: Sound
Word Count: 1,346
Rating: PG-13
Author's Notes: I think this story is amusing.
Summary: Snake's nervousness and paranoia interrupt his dinner.

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Crossposted to fanfic100