1. Not like Harker
2. Sure the fuck not like Robertson
3. Without a fucking moral crimes bill.
4. Don’t kill people for eating a cheeseburger. It’s really unnecessary.
5. Don’t turn on your soldiers.
6. Proclaiming God punished people because you said so… don’t it makes you look like a fucking moron.
7. Keep the people’s freedoms intact with good laws
8. Don’t anger revolutionaries overseas. A boat ride isn’t that expensive.
9. Abolishing the Constitution is not a good way to go.
10. Making swearing a crime only leads to headaches.
11. Don’t tell people who they can fuck and when. They don’t listen and it pisses them off.
12. Using a criminal mind for a police robot is a bad idea.
13. Elect people to work with you who aren’t going to have you murdered.