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makeyourlist 33.2. Make a list of things you do that annoy other people
- Live
- Go on breathing
- Don’t die
- Pretend I’m not listening to them
- Escape
- Tell Carjack I’m going to be late because I’m getting laid
- Play the Devil’s Advocate
- Refuse to compromise on what I know is right
- Eat rats
- Make demands on the cops while in that they can’t, by their own laws, ignore
- Break the law
- Tease people
- Flirt and talk dirty lot of the time
- Draw my guns when people don’t get the point the first ten times I say it
- Hide my family
- Strive to be the best at everything
- Make most things a competition
- Get angry
- Don’t lie
- I have no mask or façade I hide behind
- Speak too many languages
- Refuse to answer questions when I have no reason to
- Always give my answer and not the one people want to hear
- Come on to Bria while she’s trying to cook
- Distract Xena from her training sessions
- Drive really fast
- Have bad fits of road rage in stopped traffic
- Chew with my mouth open in front of Hauk
- Don’t back down
- Don’t believe in can’t
- Make my own rules
- Have the guts to make and live by my own rules
- Let them underestimate me
- Tell them no one is better than my wives/kids
- Come back from the dead
- Actually being as smart as I say I am
- Own my own aircraft
- I’m really nice to women
- My fast draw skill does not decrease with the average amount of booze
- Contradict them
- Disrespect them
- I’m sarcastic ALWAYS
- Make them paranoid
- Twist their words
- Agree when they don’t expect me to
- I’m never what they expect
- I act lazy
- I can run like a bat out of hell when I want to
- I can pick locks
- I can tell them off without saying a word
- I tell them off with words
- I answer questions with more questions
- I like toying with people
- I’m proud of who I am
- I don’t use or accept titles
- I won’t hesitate to beat someone’s ass
- I threaten people
- They learn that those were guarantees not threats to begin with.
- I keep to my word.
- I just won’t die or stay in jail
- I can turn a psych eval back on the shrink without anyone realizing it
- I can slip cuffs
- I excel at disappearing
- That half cocked smirk when I refuse to answer
- The other smirk when I know something and won’t tell them
- That the cops learned the hard way what happens if they try to take my wedding band off in solitary
- I have no problem teaching people the hard way
- I don’t mind being called a criminal
- I have a moral and honor code better than most upstanding citizens
- I’m not embarrassed by doing stupid shit for fun
- I can keep a straight face forever if I need to
- They don’t know if I’m being honest, sarcastic or something else at any given time
- I’m not ashamed of talking about my sexuality
- I have no modesty
- I believe a child should have any question answered truthfully. No subject is taboo
- I know I’m a good father and husband
- I father some people out of instinct
- Lot of people wish I had been/was their father
- I brag
- The badass isn't an act
- I can be a troublemaker
- No one else’s opinion will ever matter more than my family’s
- I believe to do things right I have to do them myself
- I have no qualms about killing when death is deserved
- I’m stubborn
- I can lie to the lie detectors
- I reprogram the tracking chips they keep injecting me with
- I’m a pain in the ass
- I do that on purpose
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