The last few lines got cut off due to technical difficulties with, what else, Adobe Photoshop. Just for clarification, if there are any questions, email me at theincrediblemoses@hotmail.com. This time it's gonna be huge. It's going to be bigger than any Zombie March Boston ever saw, and I only wish the Danger Crew was here to witness a landmark in Zombie March history. I already got an email today, although I had done little to no advertising for Zombie March until today, from someone named Ms. Monster, claims to be the half-dead host of a San Francisco latenight television show called Ms. Monster's Hell on Ice, and she says she's bringing a hefty-sized load of zombies and also wants to videotape the march. On top of that, we have the 100 people that said they'd come last time and blew it off only to realize what they'd missed out on, and I've got a small-town kid from up North that says everyone from home is obsessed with zombies and that by informing him of the march, "I made about fifty kids very happy." Well, little punk rock zombie, about fifty kids just made me very happy, too.

If you are in the bay area, PLEASE come to this march; by the looks of things, it's really going to be huge, and I've already promoted three other zombies to help me head the crew because I think it may be really massive this time. I'm hoping to get to such a point where we can walk the streets so dead that cars will be surrounded by the dead on both sides, front and back, under and on top, inside and out. Make Boston proud! Help us make Zombie March the biggest, best, and most brutal it's ever been.