| Rachel Severance : Photo Graphics. |
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Click any color square to go to the photo that corresponds. Each photo has a link back to the index below it, or you can browse 20 entries at a time through the most recent photos.
You can view a PDF of the book "Photo Graphics," which is a collective portfolio of photography and writing, by clicking HERE.
Also visit yayseverance.com to see my graphic design portfolio.
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| Huckabees Motion Graphics. |
[20 Aug 2008|07:05pm] |
This is an After Effects project I just finished last week. Watch it and tell me it's not totally badass.
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2 exceptions|generally accepted
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| 8th Grade Flashback. |
[14 Aug 2008|01:06pm] |
You can drink beer in the Green Glass Door,
but you can't drink liquor,
but you can drink booze,
but you can't get drunk,
but you CAN get hammered.
You can't have an orgasm in the Green Glass Door,
but you can get off.
You can't wear clothes in the Green Glass Door,
but you can't be naked either.
You can wear heels in the Green Glass Door,
they just can't be high.
You can smoke weed, eat mushrooms, shoot up, and take pills in the Green Glass Door,
but you can't get fucked up.
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1 exception|generally accepted
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[13 Aug 2008|11:10pm] |
OK, this is the real reason for our photo shoot tonight. Be there or be square!
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| Tyler Borrman and Hannah Williams. |
[13 Aug 2008|10:45pm] |
Come shop at Pearl, we have good-looking employees!
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| Black Heart. |
[12 Aug 2008|12:50pm] |
This is the first article of clothing I've seen in many many years that was worth me emptying my wallet for. But it was still nice of the guy to give me a dollar off; he understood the need for Cheetos.
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[12 Aug 2008|12:06pm] |
To the Tenderloin bum who found my wallet last night somewhere between Empire and my house. Here are some things you should know about your brand new wallet:
It probably wouldn't have been to hard to figure out my pin number, seeing as how it was modeled after a very famous four-letter word, and really, there aren't THAT many of those out there.
I hope you have yourself a great laugh when you look at my Vermont State ID picture, for which the asshole taking the picture asked me a question right before snapping the shot, so I am mid-sentence and sped-looking with ugly hair and an ugly shirt and probably hungover. Don't worry, me and all my friends laugh at it, too.
That card in the side pocket that says "EXTRA CARD: NOT FOR PLAY; Please remove and throw away." Yeah you can remove that and throw it away, it doesn't do anything.
Please note that on the check for $500 that's post-dated for September 1st, you will never be able to recreate my signature, because I spent countless hours and wasted stacks of paper and smoked many bowls trying to perfect the wonder that is my John Hancock. And even if you could, the check is dead now, anyway. I'm really sorry about that, I just kind of need it for more important things than you do, like food and crack and prostitutes at the Hotel Western.
Don't bother trying anything with the health insurance card, it's practically pointless for me to even have health insurance at all when nobody will accept it.
Please take care of Ramsey Blair's soul for me. He is very dear to me, and the toll-free number at the Soul Factory is currently overflowing with a higher call volume than normal, so I cannot call to report a lost or stolen soul, and I fear you may do something rash with it, like sell it to the Devil for a lifetime supply of food and crack and prostitutes at the Hotel Western.
I hope you don't take the "Try a new hat for a change in style. Be creative!" fortune cookie to heart - I'm sure you look great just the way you are. What do those stupid Panda Express people know anyway?
If you do have a change of heart and decide to return my beloved wallet to me, I will not accept any excuse that tracking me down was near impossible, considering there's a stack of business cards in there containing my number and even the address to this website, so that maybe you will even read this note.
As for the $5 cash in there, that's all you, buddy! Don't spend it all in one place!
Sincerely,
Rachel Severance, Keeper and Wearer and Forgetter of Ripped Pockets.
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| Sister. |
[10 Aug 2008|11:30pm] |
I would give anything to have you back. The real you back.
I love you, so much, no matter what, but please come back.
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1 exception|generally accepted
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| Sean. |
[03 Aug 2008|01:52pm] |
"By the way, that's a really dumb haircut."
Also, booze cake with booze in the middle, and booze flavored condoms.
Rock and fucking roll.
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2 exceptions|generally accepted
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| Erik Shepherd and Marissa Marsh |
[19 Jul 2008|06:00pm] |
Night of the Tens.
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[17 Jul 2008|09:24pm] |
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Let it be known that at the Oakland Pubic Library, one can rent power tools.
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[15 Jul 2008|11:12pm] |
Jay and Pancake watching my slideshow;
Easily the best picture taken all night.
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[11 Jul 2008|02:26pm] |
At my art show we pressured my mother to get a tattoo from Tyre. My mother has not had a tetanus shot in thirty years due to a horrible fear of needles. She was screaming violently and cursing like a sailor throughout the whole process, which needless to say was entertaining for me to experience. John also got a tattoo [where else] on his ass. My mother now enjoys showing off her classy mark of fanaticism to her fellow Red Sox fans, and John now enjoys having an excuse to moon everybody.
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3 exceptions|generally accepted
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