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[13 May 2008|12:23pm]


"Rachel, do me a favor and give Spencer a kiss."
"Rachel, some day I will tell you a story about why I can't kiss you."

I'm still waiting for that story.

By the way, I'm really glad Tyler's tongue ring fell out while he was drunkenly devouring a pizza, and was then thrown into the abyss of Geary Boulevard.
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God Bless Me. [12 May 2008|09:27am]
On September 28th, 2007, I sneezed a lifetime record of five times in a row. Not once before that had I sneezed more than three times in a row. Today I broke that record. Today it was twelve.
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[06 May 2008|12:00pm]
Raise your hand if you had a hot foursome last night.
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Cheaters. [06 May 2008|01:46am]


Sometimes they like to pretend that they love each other as much as they love me.
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Strip-down Sundays [28 Apr 2008|12:36pm]


I love these people.
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Old. [24 Apr 2008|12:22pm]


Das Boot.
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Graham's Butt-crack. [23 Apr 2008|01:14pm]


"Does your mustache give you super powers?"
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Silly Ravers. [23 Apr 2008|12:59pm]


Third Home.
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Tyler and Batman. [21 Apr 2008|04:29pm]


Sactown Skate Park ;
I got to drive a 1988 Acura Integra all the way there : classic one-bandana-for-one-day-with-Spencer's-car trade.
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Hypo. [20 Apr 2008|07:16pm]
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[20 Apr 2008|07:10pm]



Meet my family, sitcom livin'.
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[16 Apr 2008|07:29pm]


Not so sweet anymore...
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[16 Apr 2008|07:28pm]


Jill Severance at 80.
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[16 Apr 2008|03:50pm]


Beerphone was definitely ringin' off the hook last night.



"Hello?"
"I know you've been cheating on me."
"Hang on, Hypo's on the other line." ... "Hello?"
"She knows!"
- Beerphone fight ensues. -
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Liz Klein the MILF. [09 Apr 2008|02:01pm]


Aprons were sewn and screen printed by Bunny LaValliere.
Lighting help of Matt Forehand.

This was an extremely fun shoot. Thank you to everyone who helped and participated. And thanks to Bunny for making pie and cupcakes.
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Patrick. [06 Apr 2008|06:38pm]


Tyler Prehm was right about one thing, and probably this one thing only : "Graffiti will end up being the best thing and the worst thing that has ever happened to you."
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For Ramsey : [31 Mar 2008|09:29am]
"Hyphy" , as told by UrbanDictionary.com:

Main Entry: Hyphy
Pronunciation: "HIGH-fee"
Function: Adjective

Etymology: Etymology: San Francisco Bay Area, shortened perhaps from English dialect "hyperactive"; other sources cite a combination of "hype" and "fly." Popularized by E-40 and the Federation's song "Hyphy" (2004); first known use on record by Keak Da Sneak in 1998 (on "Cool," from his LP Sneakacidle).

1 : dangerous and irrational: CRAZY;
2 : amusingly eccentric; without inhibition: GOOFY

"They were getting hyphy up in the club Saturday night."
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Rob Dilley. [07 Mar 2008|05:47pm]


Granite Park, Sacramento, California.
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[05 Mar 2008|06:30pm]


I drew some oranges and some flowers in Illustrator today for a bus wrap I'm doing for the crappiest class I've ever taken! Yeah!

"It's a very pretty bus..." he says.
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By Jenn. [04 Mar 2008|10:34pm]


Rachel on Rachel.
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