Dear fanbrat,
I wasn't pleased to get you "pretty please continue this OMG otherwise I'm going to have a hissy fit and pass out". In case you haven't noticed, I probably won't be updating the story I left hanging for one specific reason. Mainly, that I last updated it a year ago, which is a very long time for me and in internet time. You also failed to see the "Discontinued" note I put in the summary to prevent this type of thing. So no, I'm not going to update it. :P
You fail at reading comprehension.
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Story Or Series Title: Link is broken. Call back later.
Fandom: The boy who wishes he could run far away from Sues.
Culprit Author's Name: Blamethejuiciness.
Full Name (plus titles if any):Madison Watson.
Full Species(es): Self Insert You-Sue.
Hair Colour (include adjectives): Pretty brown hair with side swept bangs.
Eye Colour (include adjectives): Bright vibrant blue, "color of a robin's egg" with a "smoldering look of desire [were] etched into them"
Unusual Markings/Colourations:Adorable freckles. Freckles I can get, but adorable ones? She also has flawless skin that shiiines!
Special Possessions (if any):Harry's wotsits. The wotsits of a fella that looks like that awful Zac Efron chap. The canon characters in a closest somewhere. No trauma though.
Annoying Origin:Quizilla; if Fanfiction.net is the Pit of Voles, is Quizilla the Pit of Shrews? O_o
Annoying Connections To Canon Characters: Pretends to be one. Apparently is best friends with Ron, Hermione and Harry.
Annoying Special Abilities:The inability to spell. She also thinks that grammar is grandpa's wife.
Other Annoying Traits: Still existing after getting a solid whack of the Avada Kedavra stick.
Please include a small sample of the worst of this story:
( Pain to the world, the bitch is alive! The fic goes on and on! )
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Hi!
I have made some icons, maybe you want to take a look ;)
Fan Arts:
-[1-12] Courtney Cox Icons
-[13-20] How I Met Your Mother Icons (Mostly Barney & Robin)
-[21-22] Nicole Kidman Icon & Banner
-[23-24] Nicole Kidman Icon & Banner
-[25-26] Hugh Laurie - Lisa Edelstein Icon & Banner
-[27-28] Olivia Wilde Icon & Banner
-[29-31] Jennifer Aniston Icon, Banner & Wall
-[32-35] Jennifer Aniston Icons, Banner & Wall
-[36-37] Helena Bonham-Carter Banner & Wall
-[38-40] Sweeney Todd Banners (Mostly Mrs.Lovett)
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Dear Bleach fanthing
I like Komamura Sajin. He's a great character, and very underused in fanfiction. So I was very pleased to see that you had posted a Komamura-centric story. I decided to give it a chance, despite the spelling mistakes in your summary.
( I really shouldn't have bothered )
(TL;DR version) Your spelling and grammar sucks. You have very little grasp on canon. You need to learn the names of the characters (at the very least) before writing any more. And your OC is a possible Marty Stu. Good-bye.
P.S. Does anyone have any links to any decent Komamura fics? I don't care if they're yaoi, het or gen, as long as they're decent. The poor guy/wolfman/furry gets surprisingly little love.
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[001 - 009] friends (tow they all turn 30)
[010 - 027] grey's anatomy (season four)
[028 - 064] lost (mostly season four)
[065 - 067] private practice
[068 - 071] thomas godoj
+ 1 wallpaper (skate)
HERE at juicy_berries
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Dear certain writers in various fandoms:
So you have a favorite character, or a favorite pairing. Often these are among my favorites. Especially the complicated characters who will do the right thing... eventually... usually while protesting to the world and themselves that they are merely doing something for selfish reasons -- and often only after doing a host of wrong things, too. Or the pairings that on first glance appear to have nothing to suggest them but proximity, but whose elements are such that they'd be really good for each other if only something were to get them started down that direction.
Therefore, naturally I am eager to read fic about them. Particularly fic written by people such as yourselves who are good at writing, getting me emotionally engaged and describing scenes and actions well. Especially fic about the complicated people. Especially when later canon seems to be taking the character down a different direction as a result of many little things adding up; a thoughtful interpretation of character that also gives a plausible reason for one or more of these is often just what I wanted.
( But. )
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deleterius (posted by ![[info]](http://p-stat.livejournal.com/img/userinfo.gif) nahtmmm) |
| 2008-05-17 10:39 |
| "Day 241: Mali stunningly purty. V. daft chapter. Still not King." |
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Okay, the lj-cut tags seem to be staying put this time.
Story Or Series Title: The Bonds of Friendship
Rated: M for Mature
Fandom: Lord of “Not seeing the forest for the trees”
Culprit Author's Name: ForeverImaginative
Full Name (plus titles if any): Malinare (“Golden Sunlight”), daughter of Manáre
Full Species(es): Elf (Sidhia angstia, perhaps, based on The Sue in the Field)
Hair Color (include adjectives): golden. “The top half of her hair was pulled back by small twists and held together by a leather tie”
Eye Color (include adjectives): Don’t seem to be described yet. (Legolas’s eyes, on the other hand . . .)
Unusual Markings/Colorations: Don’t think so, no. She blushes easily.
Special Possessions (if any): Her clothing, I guess. A nice, lush bedroom and bath.
Annoying Origin: Rivendell.
Annoying Connections To Canon Characters: Daughter of one of Elrond’s “trusted” councilors; she and her dad are playing exchange student or goodwill hostage or something between Rivendell and MirkGreenwood. Wuv object of Legolas.
Annoying Special Abilities: Good with the bow, though it’s not really annoying yet.
Other Annoying Traits: Being betrothed to Legolas’s Previously Unknown Brother under threat of harm to Legolas while being in love (or in-love-but-not-aware-of-being-in-love) with Legolas. The P.U.B. is introduced and (presumably) confirmed as Irredeemably 99.6% Evil in the second chapter, and any authority figures who could possibly hold him in check are going to wipe their hands of the situation and ship out shortly.
( This chapter is simply . . . stunning. )
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You. With the crappy godmoddy Marvel crossovers. I know three facts: that you live in the USA, that English is your first language, and that you've graduated high school.
( Warning: Yui cusses when angry. )
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Buoght to my attention by Calen Greenleaf, this little thing is of the 'what the hell?' nature. Anyway, usual sporkers - Jack, Edmund, Ariana, Siarl, Victoria and Hack. They can also be known as Facetiousness, Snark, Punctuation, Common Sense, Canon, and Dirty Jokes respectively. I am, of course, in bold.
Disclaimer: Harry Potter is not mine. This piece of fanfiction is, thankfully, not mine. The sporkers are. Latin names for any Sues come from The Sue In the Field
Story Or Series Title: Aragorn's Affair
Fandom: Possibly Lord of the Rings
Culprit Author's Name: Marga5994
Full Name (plus titles if any): Arwen, for the main character.
Full Species(es): Puella angstia sidhia.
Hair Color (include adjectives): Not mentioned.
Eye Color (include adjectives): Not mentioned.
Unusual Markings/Colorations: Not mentioned.
Special Possessions (if any): Aragorn's diary, jewellery and a sword.
Annoying Origin: God only knows.
Annoying Connections To Canon Characters: None that I can see.
Annoying Special Abilities: Abilities? That would require characterisation, my dear.
Other Annoying Traits: Wangsting, mostly.
Now, for a bite-sized piece of sporking to fill in your days - onwards!
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Me again, whining about the Smash fandom and wandering off into TL:DR territory.
Falcon/Samus Writers,
You know I love you, but can we get a few things straight?
( Falcon Cut )
As for the rest of you Smash writers:
Please try to put some effort into explaining why two seemingly random characters are together!
( Why are these two people doing the horizontal mambo? )
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Dear Fanfic Writers,
Please stop putting the following in your summaries:
"I'm not too familiar with the Insert-Character(s)-Here, so all mistakes are mine alone."
That alone will automatically guarantee that I will not read your fic. If your characterizations are off, then why are you even posting the fic? Review the canon, find a beta to look it over, and then post once the characters are IC. I'd like to read your fic! The rest of the summary sounds interesting, and the pairing is one I'd like to see, if it's in character. If not even the author thinks it is, though...Then why should I even bother?
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Argh, fic author! We need to work on your formatting skills. As it is now, your fic reads:
"Blah blah blah," Character J said, but Character D action. "Blah blah blah Character D is speaking."
"Blah blah blah Character J speaking again."
At the very least, Character D's line should have been in a second paragraph. It took me a moment to realize that it was supposed to be the second character speaking.
Also, your paragraph formatting is inconsistent and hard to read. On the 'net there should be a space between every paragraph. Most of your paragraphs are one right under the other, making them hard to separate out and read. And the spaces you do add in are very random in their placement. Please learn how to correctly handle paragraph formatting.
P.S.: Unless you're going for a very stylized story (which it does not appear to be the case), you need way more exposition. Nearly your whole fic is paragraphs that only take up one line on my computer, and the vast majority of them begin with dialogue too.
((Editted to change the icon to something more appropriate.))
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Dear Legend of Mana fandom.
You're kinda small as far as fandoms go. Usually that's a good thing for me; less crap to browse through and all. But you had to be the exception didn't you?
I get that what I have to say has already been said before but it's amazing that such a small fandom can be so one-track, annoying and self-inserted. Would it kill you to try something maybe a little different?
( cut for ranting )
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Story Or Series Title: From Left Field
Fandom: Harry Potter and the Alien Eggs from Beyond
Culprit Author's Name: Skeren Dreamera
Full Name (plus titles if any): Harry (Subject)
Full Species(es): We have no idea o.o
Hair Color (include adjectives): None
Eye Color (include adjectives): Green and twitchy
Unusual Markings/Colorations: Alien eggs in his godfathers tummy?
Special Possessions (if any): Eggs and urine
Annoying Origin: UFO number 123
Annoying Connections To Canon Characters: Clone of one
Annoying Special Abilities: Able to drink own urine and eat raw birds
Other Annoying Traits: You don’t want to know… T_T
( Read more... )
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...but it means SO MUCH.
Rational =/= Rationale
Rational: Adjective. 1) agreeable to reason; reasonable; sensible, 2) having or exercising reason, sound judgment, or good sense, 3) of, pertaining to, or constituting reasoning powers, etc. Note: Rhymes with national. Ration-UL.
Rationale: Noun. 1) the fundamental reason or reasons serving to account for something, 2) a statement of reasons, 3) a reasoned exposition of principles. In rare cases, can also refer to a type of vestment worn by some Catholic clergy. Note: Does not rhyme with national. Ration-AL.
Why must these details ruin perfectly excellent fic?
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Prowl. Does. Not. Giggle.
I'm sure that's not the image the author is thinking of when they're trying to describe him laughing really quietly. There are way better words to use for a soft laugh.
Chuckle
Chortle
Amused snort
Snicker
Prowl is seen laughing once in "Sound and Fury" when Sari is swinging at the pinata. His laugh is subdued and quiet and VERY far from being a giggle.
Sari giggles.
Prowl does not.
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When you're talking about the planet you need to capitalize the E in "Earth." I know you wouldn't write "mercury" or "saturn" so why do you keep writing "earth"? It looks especially ridiculous when you write something like, "The trip from earth to Mars will take three years."
"The rain fell until the earth was dark" = win.
"From space, the Earth looks like a blue marble" = win.
It's not that hard. Earth is the name of the planet. It deserves capitalization!
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Edit'd due to formatting and punctuation failure.
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| deleterius (posted by dissidia) |
| 2008-05-16 15:48 |
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| 宇多田ヒカル boulevard of broken dreams |
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Previous spork. This spork contains some Japanese characters that may not be recognised by your computer. Note: It's lulzier if you can see the Japanese characters. The emoticons, they are funny.
Also, I wanted to explain something, as it was brought to my attention. About my English... it's, um, special. Not the native language, no, but it is relatively dominate, I suppose. Japanese sort of vies for domination with English in my brain. So, I apologise for the messy expressions or wonky words or what have you. /explanation
( Somehow, my *tomorrow* turned into a week later... )
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