The show on 9/26/08 at Deadtown Tavern will be cancelled due to Venue difficulties and a death in my family.

My Grandfather died on Saturday, I'm currently in Minnesota helping with funeral arrangements and proceedings. I should be back in OK on Saturday or Sunday, but I probably won't be taking calls for a little while.

The Carnival of Cleavage will be performing next on 10/4/08 at Trick Con Treat. The address of the location is 6200 N. Robinson Ave. Oklahoma City, OK. We hope to see you there!

Did you lose a chicken recently? She certainly seems to think she lost you. We found her in a subdivision just south-east of 61st and Mingo. She was hanging about one particular section of privacy fence, but I was relucant to boost her into a random yard unannounced, and nobody was home. Plus, the neighbors seemed to think there weren't any chickens living there.

She is a heavy-breed type, clearly unaccustomed to roughing it, and much happier when provided with the luxuries of domestic fowl. She even drank out of a bowl while I was holding her and was totally cool with being indoors. We found a big egg in the pet taxi she was in for the day. If this is your hen, please message me and describe her and I will gladly return her to what is clearly a happy home. I do intend to eat the egg for breakfast however. It seems a fair trade for chasing her through traffic in 100 degree weather.
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Now while I did not create this blog posting, I'm also helping to find this chicken's home. No I am not going to help eat the egg...heh.

I can't I helped rescue a chicken....

MAY 28, 2008

Don't Knocker It Til You've Tried It

Boobzilla is back on stage with "Carnival of Cleavage"

BY PAUL SHECKARSKI

Doesn't Take Balls. "Carnival of Cleavage" is about the "embodiment of feminine empowerment." The show consists of these two women performing a variety of spectacles, such as a fan dance, sword swallowing, fire breathing, walking on broken glass and feats of strength.

At Deadtown Tavern on May 31, two performance artists will be stirring up some provocative emotions with their show "Carnival of Cleavage." But despite the artists' stage names, Boobzilla and Darkkitty, their aim is not a puerile one.

"It takes more than cleavage to make a woman," said Boobzilla in a recent interview. The name "Boobzilla" is coined after her ability to lift objects up to 60 pounds using only her breasts- no piercings, harnesses or other aids involved.

"Carnival of Cleavage" is about the "embodiment of feminine empowerment."

The show consists of these two women performing a variety of spectacles, such as a fan dance, sword swallowing, fire breathing, walking on broken glass and feats of strength.

Boobzilla said there is no illusion involved in these feats, and that they are all actually being performed on stage.

Boobzilla has been performing these feats since 2004 with the Crispy Family Carnival, but she split off from the group last March.

"I felt we had too many artistic and creative differences," she said of the split.

She immediately started work on this new "Carnival of Cleavage" in March, recruiting Darkkitty of Darkkitty Productions for the show.

Boobzilla called it a "female-based sideshow vaudeville troupe," and boasted that it's the only one of its kind in the country.

Vaudeville is a theatrical form that was popular in the late 1800s and early 1900s. It consists of a series of theatrical acts which vary in their nature, but usually resemble or recall circus acts. They are usually either lighthearted or thrilling. Vaudeville is a distinctly American form of theater, though, as the name implies, it derives from various forms of French theater.

As theater tends to develop in cycles, vaudeville has enjoyed a resurgence in popularity, along with the many images of the old-time circus in films like Big Fish, in TV shows like Carnivalé, and in live acts like Cirque du Soleil.

Even the newly released video game Grand Theft Auto 4 contains an off-Broadway theatre where players can watch vaudeville acts.

Darkkitty, who has been in the business for some time now, specializes in dance, having learned a variety of stage styles such as mime, Poi and Liquid. She will also take on the fan dance in the show.

Poi features juggling combined with the grace and coordination of dance, and originated from the Maori people of New Zealand. Though there are many different kinds of poi, the dance usually involves twirling a glowing object. This object can be artificially luminescent, or may actually be aflame.

Liquid dance is an interpretive style featuring pantomime. Visually, it has much in common with "popping" and other funk styles of dance. Its origin is in contention, but the dance style probably developed out of the rave culture of the 80s.

In addition to their upcoming performance, the troupe has other performances booked as well. They will be performing "Carnival of Cleavage" again on June 21 at Deadtown, which happens to be the tenth anniversary of the bar. There will also be a few other performances on June 13 and 14. Stay tuned to Urban Tulsa Weekly for more details on those shows.

They will also be putting the show to the test at the South Central Leather Competition, a local contest for erotic and other provocative acts.

The show runs one hour, and debuts this Saturday at Deadtown Tavern at 10 pm. There is a cover charge of $4.

 

Health is much better.

Stress is very low.

Production at work is going up.

Went on a date today, had lots of fun.

I've got a couple other dates this coming weekend too, should be interesting.

New performance projects are underway, details tba soon.

Lots of good/happy stuff happening on my end. 

I'm thankful for the friends/family that I've got, they inspire me every day.

I hope everyone else is doing well, my social life has been blocked off for a couple weeks, so I'm doing my best to catch up with everyone. :)

Yeah life is good...

I'm alive.

I left Crispy over a week ago, too much to go into.

I'm surviving.

Crispy's dad is very sick.........I love that man as if he were my own father..... I miss him....I'd give just about anything to even hear him pick on me like he used to do.  Pray for him/think good thoughts/send happy vibes/etc.....that man deserves more than just one more hunt or one more fishing trip.

Yeah......that's about all I've got at the moment.....

Feats of Strength!  Stomachs of Steel!  Boobs on Fire!  Be SHOCKED & AMAZED as the Crispy Family Carnival brings Sideshow/Vaudeville entertainment to Tulsa’s own Deadtown Tavern! 

Step right up folks……..this will be a show you don’t want to miss.  Crispy the Modern Fakir has some skewers reserved this Easter, but bunnies aren’t on the menu.  And Pain-Proof Boobzilla has a new step program that she’s *dying* to share! 

Date : 3-22-08

Time : 10:00pm

Door Charge : $4.00

Location : Deadtown Tavern 23 N Cheyenne Ave, Tulsa, OK, 74103-2213

~The Amazing Boobzilla...the Force that defeated duct tape!~

http://theamazingboobzilla.com

http://www.myspace.com/theamazingboobzilla

http://groups.yahoo.com/group/TheAmazingBoobzilla/

http://crispyfamily.com/

Yes I’m still alive.  Been making up a lot of hours at work….flexing in the week b/c contacts suck and I’m busting my bootay to get back into bonus range….

Also been working very hard at promotions.  Got a couple new gigs/shows that I will announce as soon as I have more time to blog in depth.

Chest injury is almost healed, had a small relapse from a stupid cold, but all is well now.

Didn’t get the VD on VD……..hope others didn’t either……..

*POOF!*

Thank you to everyone who came out to the show at Deadtown Tavern on Saturday!  The show was a lot of fun, new material and acts went over well, and I don’t believe I saw anyone that didn’t have a great time.

For my new friends and fans, keeping an eye out for my/our next performances is easier than you think!  You can subscribe to my/our blogs, hit the main websites, join my/our yahoo groups, bond with mailing lists……the possibilities are endless!  Check out these links so you can stay in the loop and never miss another performance!

http://theamazingboobzilla.com/
http://groups.yahoo.com/group/TheAmazingBoobzilla/
http://users.livejournal.com/_boobzilla_/
http://www.myspace.com/theamazingboobzilla
http://www.myspace.com/pyralisentertainment

http://groups.yahoo.com/group/cfcs/
http://crispyfamily.com/
http://crispyx.livejournal.com/

More shows to be announced, so stay tuned!

I’ve already gone ahead and added several people from my friends list on this account over onto the new one.  Check out your messages or friends list to see if I’ve added you; if not, shoot me an email and I’ll get the hookup hooked up. :)

At this point in time I’m cleared to go back to work on Sunday.  My schedule will still be : Sunday 9am to 5:30pm, Monday through Thursday 8am to 12pm & 5pm to 9pm.  Though with this weekend being affected by the Super Bowl, I’m working like 8am to 4:30pm.  So depending on how I do over the next couple days, that might mean I’m cleared from short term disability……woo!

As a heads up, my time is going to be sucked up even more…….not like I had much to work with in the first place, but I digress…….One reason being is the construction on the house is slowing down a bit; giving me time & room to actually efficiently clean house, YAY.

The second reason is while I’ve been recuperating, I’ve actually had a blank mind (yes I do mean blank) to come up with new ideas/acts for my solo performances.  If you come out to Deadtown Tavern on Saturday, you gets to see lots o new stuff!  Who doesn’t like stuff!?! :)

And of course the final reasons would be the new contributions to the underground scene out here as well as wrapping up new membership stuff with other local communities.  If you want to find out more about the underground stuff and where you can be in sync with new activities, email me so I can get you my alternate LJ/Myspace account so you won’t miss a thing!

Booyah!

You better believe it ladies & gents, come on down and see your local FREAKSHOW as she displays incredible stunts and abilities that will leave your head spinning!

Sword-Swallowing…..Glass Walking…..Fire-Eating…..witness how BOOBZILLA earned her name.  YOU WON’T BELIEVE YOUR EYES!

Date : 2-2-08

Time : 10:00pm

Door Charge : $3.00

Location : Deadtown Tavern 23 N Cheyenne Ave, Tulsa, OK, 74103-2213

That’s right ladies & gents, come on down and see your local BOOBZILLA show off some fabulous stunts and skills that will blow your mind!

Glass-breaking…..Sword-Swallowing…..witness how BOOBZILLA earned her name.  YOU WON’T BELIEVE YOUR EYES!

Come earlier, and you can hear the music from Tulsa’s own Metal band Megatron.

Date : 1-26-08

Time : 11:00pm

Door Charge : About $6.00

Location : 23 N Cheyenne Ave, Tulsa, OK, 74103-2213

Today we mourn the passing of a beloved old friend, Common Sense, who
has been with us for many years. No one knows for sure how old he was,
since his birth records were long ago lost in bureaucratic red tape. He
will be remembered as having cultivated such valuable lessons as:

Knowing when to come in out of the rain;

why the early bird gets the worm;

Life isn't always fair; and maybe it was my fault.

Common Sense lived by simple, sound financial policies (don't spend more
than you can earn) and reliable strategies (adults, not children, are in
charge).

His health began to deteriorate rapidly when well-intentioned but
overbearing regulations were set in place. Reports of a 6-year-old boy
charged with sexual harassment for kissing a classmate; teens suspended
from school for using mouthwash after lunch; and a teacher fired for
reprimanding an unruly student, only worsened his condition.

Common Sense lost ground when parents attacked teachers for doing the
job that they themselves had failed to do in disciplining their unruly
children.

Common Sense declined even further when schools were required to get parental consent to administer sun lotion or an Elastoplasts to a student; but could not inform parents when a student became pregnant and wanted to have an abortion.

Common Sense lost the will to live as the Ten Commandments became
contraband; churches became businesses; and criminals received better
treatment than their victims. Common Sense took a beating when you
couldn't defend yourself from a burglar in your own home and the burglar
could sue you for assault.

Common Sense finally gave up the will to live, after a woman failed to
realize that a steaming cup of coffee was hot. She spilled a little in
her lap, and was promptly awarded a huge judgment.

Common Sense was preceded in death by his parents, Truth and Trust; his
wife, Discretion; his daughter, Responsibility; and his son, Reason. He
is survived by his 4 stepbrothers; I Know My Rights, I Want It Now,
Someone Else Is To Blame, and I'm A Victim.

Not many attended his funeral because so few realized he was gone.

*As a side note I found this amusing, so I felt it worth reposting.

The next Crispy Family Show will be Jan 11th at the Nightingale Theater doors 8:30 with guests The Zou, Eye Candy Burlesque, Bizzaro, and more. 

The Nightingale Theater is located at 1416 East Fourth Street Tulsa,
Oklahoma 74120.  Tickets are $10.00 at the door.

BotB.  We're working on leads now, if you know anyone with land to host this please look into it.  So far Sparks is questionable and we haven't heard back on two other possible locations yet.

SORRY for the delayed posting!  Been out of commission again with a flare-up from my Costochondritis…..whee!  I’m ok, just on treatment that makes me really light-headed and unable to focus on anything that isn’t shiny……..

BTW……HAPPY FREAKIN NEW YEAR!!!!!!!  BOOOOOOOOOOOYAH!

I know, I’m running a bit slow on the photos…sorry.  Go figure, I’m still hunting tons of them down still.  Anyways, check them out!  Woo!

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