Banjo Joe

Missed me, missed me,
now you've gotta kiss me.
If you kiss me, mister,
I might tell my sister,
if I tell her, mister,
she might tell my mother,
and my mother, mister,
she might tell my father, mister,
he won't be too happy,
and he'll have his lawyer,
come up from the city,
and arrest you, mister,
so I wouldn't miss me if you get me,
mister, see?

Missed me, missed me,
now you've got to kiss me,
if you kiss me, mister,
you must think im pretty,
if you think so mister,
you must want to fuck me.
If you fuck me, mister,
it must mean you love me,
if you love me, mister,
you would never leave me.
It's as simple as can be!

Missed me, missed me,
now you've got to kiss me,
if you miss me, mister,
why do you keep leaving?
If you trick me, mister,
I will make you suffer,
and they'll get you, mister,
put you in the slammer,
and forget you,mister,
then i think you'll miss me!
Won't you miss me?
Won't you miss me?

Missed me, missed me,
now you've got to kiss me!
If you kiss me, mister,
take responsibility.
I'm fragile, mister,
just like any girl would be
and so misunderstood...
[so treat me delicately!]

Missed me, missed me,
now you've gone and done it!
Hope you're happy,
in the county penitentiary!
It serves you right,
for kissing little girls!
But i will visit if you miss me...
Say you miss me!
MISS ME?
How's the food they feed you?
Do you miss me?
Will you kiss me through the window?
Do you MISS ME? MISS ME?
Will they ever let you go?
I miss my mister so.

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