And I've seen it in the flights of birds, I've seen it in you,

The Hipsters are gonna mob me for not being cool enough

Fri, 13 Aug 2010 08:03:21 GMT

so ... just caved like massive tool and now have a tumblr account
all so I can gleefully ogle pics of Chris Pine and Tom Hardy

... yes I am that shallow ... and no, I don't feel like apologizing for it either

incoherent GLEE!!!!!!!!!!!!

Fri, 06 Aug 2010 02:05:54 GMT

OMG!!!!!
JUST SAW 'INCEPTION'!!!!!
IT ROCKED MY FACE OFF!
MY GLEE CANNOT EVEN BE EXPRESSED COHERENTLY THROUGH KEYBOARD SMASH!!!

this is only a test! REPEAT! this is only a test!

Wed, 23 Jun 2010 21:19:24 GMT

http://i1021.photobucket.com/albums/af333/team_spones/Fire%20photon%20torpedoes%20-%20gifs%20n%20macros%20for%20Battles/fp6o11.gif

... ok, that's not really what I thought would happen ...
buy, hey! I am so not really

oh yeah! totally stole this from team_spones
I unfortunately have no idea who to credit for making this pretty piece of awesome

RandomShounen Jump Purge

Fri, 11 Jun 2010 05:24:34 GMT

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BLEACH: Damn! Isshin still fucking epic and still a sexy manly beast!

ONE PIECE: why must you keep breaking my heart? seriously?

NARUTO: ok. the random cameos are getting a little recockulous.
but damnit! this one was actually very well played Kishmoto.

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I like to pretend sometimes that I have I life ...
yeah, it doesn't really work out after months of being M.I.A
then making an awesome post like this

meh, whatever! I do what I want!

Shounen Jump Weekly insanity!!!

Fri, 05 Mar 2010 05:12:28 GMT

One Piece 576 - Oda you fucker!!!! stop breaking my heart!

Naruto 485 - Sakura Susake Kishimoto ... why you so stoopid?

Bleach 349 - SWEET ZOMBIE JESUS!! Yamamoto Genryusai just made me jizz in my pants!!!
AND I TOTALLY LOVED IT!

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that is all.

distance makes the heart grow founder

Fri, 26 Feb 2010 19:29:19 GMT

WTF!?!?!?
I now have a 6 months paid account ... cool?
THANK YOU BIG BIG MUCH LITTLE SISTER
but dude, I forgot how to dick around with the icon settings ... heh
help?

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it scares me when youre nice Catty ... THANK YOU!!!

just act nice and gentle to me

Sun, 04 Oct 2009 01:23:24 GMT

bleh, been in a wee funk as of late.
my boss is dicking me out of hours
and we're hitting the off season, too.
but lo and behold! had me a sweet beach day today.
I'm mellow, slightly pink, and feeling much better!
a day at the beach is the best therapy. EVER!

also, my little sister texting me at random
from, what? 5?, states away for fashion advise
yeah ... kinda awesome

see you on the flips-side!

everybody's got their own ways to escape

Sun, 02 Aug 2009 21:31:02 GMT

so ... I just bought 'Generation Kill' by Evan Wright
wow, which is a real big!girl thing for me
I usual don't willing apply myself to anything outside of fiction
but, never the less, I'm really looking forward to the read
so, wish me luck

work is sucking as only work can
my beach days have been to far and few between
my lovely cousin is going through some tough times
and I'm find it very difficult to be the empathetic should for her to lean on
I can be a snobby judgmental bitch sometimes and it's really effecting my support for her
and to be honest, I'm not really all that empathizing the best of days
but I'm stilling trying my best and I hope that's enough

and FYI ... I just notice there's like 7 Bibles on the hallway bookcase
... wow ... I don't even know what to say about that ... but yikes!

I think I pissed off the ocean

Thu, 25 Jun 2009 18:56:20 GMT

went up to Cocoa Beach Sunday
saw myself a shark ... right up on the beach
went again on Wednesday
got attacked by a crab ... TWICE!
and today in this morning headlines
crocodiles and alligators in th area ... beachside ...

yeah ... I don't think I'm gonna survive our next beach day

Holy Wow!

Tue, 09 Jun 2009 18:11:00 GMT

... I got passed today by an Amish grandma in a gold Honda Accord ...
I love you Florida!!!!

this is an affront to my warrior spirit

Thu, 04 Jun 2009 18:03:20 GMT

wow, long time gone!
and a whole lotta shenanigans goin' on, too!
have been back to Texas for a visit
which was really weird
cuz EVERYBODY wanted to see me
so weird since they didn't really care while I was there
gotta see all my sister
and it turns out I'm going to be an aunt ... again
my oldest sister is due in august and I'm excited, no really!
all I did for ten days was just sit around, veg on Momma Monsters lap-top
and hang with my girl Nikki
it was very chill and kinda odd
my first time flying went off without a hitch
I left at sunset and flew into it forever
and seeing an aeriel view of dallas at night was freaking awesome!

but on the downside here beach side
my cousin got fired
she did something kinda dumb helping a friend
and it turned around big time and bite her in the ass
rumors have that my days are now numbered
the big boss probably wont keep me around much longer

and HELL YEAH!!!!
I WENT TO THE KEYS!!
I NEVER WANTED TO COME BACK!!
NO WORDS FOR HOW BEAUTIFUL OR SHEER AWESOME IT WAS!!

and I gots me a new obsession!
hello Generation Kill!
pretty boys going to war!
I will have the boxset and I will have the book!
I'm just bidding my time!

.... that's all I really got ...
guess I'll check you guys LATER!

p.s. just remember! you can't run away from love!

you shimmy shook my bones

Sat, 11 Apr 2009 01:22:50 GMT

hell yeah!!
finally got my beach day!
only a coupla hours, but I got me some pink!
we had three days of chillin poolside for sun
but nothing beats the beach

I got a pocket full of sunshine

Sat, 04 Apr 2009 17:52:16 GMT

the sun is shine bright
got a real nice breeze going
I think today is a great beach day
>P

damn it feels good to be a gansta!

Thu, 02 Apr 2009 15:48:46 GMT

this morning I watched the sunrise
while chillin poolside in a rocking chair
with a good book and a cigarette

damn! I love Florida!

and now for something completely different!
just finished Michiko e Hatchin!
no words to completely due justice for the epic levels of sheer fucking awesomeness
I fell so hard and so fast for this anime
and I was totally delighted with the way it ended
though ... I am vaguely disappointed that Michiko and Atsuko didn't totally hook up
then Hatchin could have two freakin' kick-ass moms and no lame Hiroshi
but I'll get over my disappointment

the beast that dewells in DARKNESS!!!!!

Thu, 26 Mar 2009 05:52:15 GMT

wow, so it seems that I've dropped off the face of the earth
but no! I live! I swear!
... and there seems to be a mysterious sticky substance on the capslock key!
... ew ...
so yeah, I am a live and kicking.
and thriving, it seems, quite well here in the sunshine state
rumor has it that I'm well on my way to becoming quite the starfish
I'll try and contain my excitement
I'm doing ok at work, making nice with the native, and so on
I don't really have an clue what to gush about
aside from the fact that I am having an awesome time
this post is mostly for Catty, who demanded that I post
... ... well that's all I really gotta say ... ...
that and we are all missing Catty long time!
I will try and post again, y'know, before another 6 or so months pass
I promise!!!

... ... SHENANIGANS!!!!!!!

*ahem* that is all.

and capslock! seriously, WFT!?

Sun, Sand, and Surf

Mon, 15 Sep 2008 03:25:24 GMT

hey hey hello!

holy crap! I'm in florida!
have been since Wednesday ... making that 4 days?
just been shillin' with my awesome cuz, Potsy
it's been a bit of a surreal trip acutally
a bit spur of the moment journy with little sis, Catty
we barely manage to beat out Ike, which was really weird
and we seem to be here in the 'forseeable' furture
I'm still a wee dizzy from it all
so right now I'm taking it one day at a time
smoking way too much, lazing about the house, and frolicing in the pool
will be helping Potsy out at work Thursday, Friday and Saturday

...

'I told her I can either finger bang your shit, or clean your house! I don't have time for both!'
&
'Ah! You kissed my chest! No one's don't that since 1989!'

F.Y.I. my cuz's boss is a freakin' trip! scary nails, tan, and wild hand gestures and all

...

rememeber: deep breaths
I am going to make it

this is what happens when your little sis is addicted to 4chan, thus scarring you for life

Wed, 03 Sep 2008 01:12:46 GMT

verily this sodomy doth comes as a surprise

&

show thine teats or remove thyself

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cracks me up like you wouldn't freakin' believe!

popping pills in technicolor!!!

Thu, 10 Jul 2008 17:18:26 GMT

ugh, this hasn't been my month ... months? ... years?
The Cakey Monster craves sleep
even more than the ravenous beast craves choco!

Is there really a nice polite way of tell your BFF that you are so not in the mood for her Polly-Anna bullshit today?

man, I think I need a good crying jag to relieve some stress
or anything really

I have no idea what I'm rambling about

I think I'm going to take a nap

cuz, I seriously can't brain again today, I have a wicked dumb

that is all

oh! thank you thank you thank you to those who helped cheer me up after I lost Tweak
*sniffles* I still can't listen to 'Let's get it started' by Black-eyed Peas
that was one of his favorites!

the color we're born to morn

Wed, 04 Jun 2008 02:24:16 GMT

my bird is dead
Tweak is dead
my mother's stupid dog killed him
she climbed up on our kitchen table and knocked off his cage

I haven't been this heart broken since our evil cat Lucky ran off
I need deep choco therapy

I really really hate that damn dog

what am I going to do now without Tweak to rock out with me?

... did you eat paint chips when you were a kid?

Tue, 15 Apr 2008 03:59:31 GMT

yous guys wanna know how smrts I am?

went and saw 'Drillbit Taylor' last night.
was completely tickled, but a little bemused, by the random cameo of one Adam Baldwin.
and 5 minutes ago ... I get it ...
Adam Baldwin ... starred in 'My Bodyguard' ...
'Drillbit Taylor' ... a movie about kids hiring a bodyguard ...

he was even wearing the same fucking outfit!!

cripes! I shame myself!

but I still think I should get credit for at least making the connection all on my own
... even if it took a good 24 hours to do so ...

then we could get everone's signature!! ... cuz you're well-endowed ...

Thu, 20 Mar 2008 04:39:27 GMT

'Hell, I'd take a shot in the mouth for Sarah Michelle Gellar!' - _slutknot_

Ling-Ling into Battle Mode!!!!

Wed, 05 Mar 2008 07:04:39 GMT

I stole this from jbmcdragon it's all her fault.

er ... freakin' cut! I'll slap that on as soon as I figure it out ... again ... or not.

Put "I've seen ____ of these 168 movies" in the subject line and repost. If you've seen over 85 movies, you have no life. Mark the ones you've seen. There are 168 movies on this list.

(x) Rocky Horror Picture Show
(x) Grease
(x) Pirates of the Caribbean
(x) Boondock Saints
(x) Fight Club
( ) Starsky and Hutch
(x) Neverending Story
(x) Blazing Saddles
(x) Airplane
(x) Braveheart

Total: 9

(x) The Princess Bride
( ) Anchorman: The Legend of Ron Burgundy
( ) Napoleon Dynamite
(x) Labyrinth
(x) Saw
( ) Saw II
(x) White Noise
( ) White Oleander
( ) Anger Management
(x) 50 First Dates
(x) The Princess Diaries
(x) The Princess Diaries 2: Royal Engagement

Total: 7

(x) Scream
(x) Scream 2
(x) Scream 3
(x) Scary Movie
(x) Scary Movie 2
( ) Scary Movie 3
(x) Scary Movie 4
(x) American Pie
( ) American Pie 2
( ) American Wedding
( ) American Pie Band Camp

Total: 7

(x) Harry Potter 1
(x) Harry Potter 2
(x) Harry Potter 3
(x) Harry Potter 4
(x) Resident Evil
(x) Resident Evil 2
(x) The Wedding Singer
( ) Little Black Book
(x) The Village
(x) Lilo & Stitch
(x) Finding Nemo
( ) Finding Neverland
(x) Signs
(x) The Grinch
(x) Texas Chainsaw Massacre
( ) White Chicks
(x) Butterfly Effect
( ) 13 Going on 30
(x) I, Robot
(x) Robots

Total: 16

(x) Dodgeball: A True Underdog Story
( ) Universal Soldier
(x) Lemony Snicket: A Series Of Unfortunate Events
( ) Along Came Polly
( ) Deep Impact
( ) KingPin
(x) Never Been Kissed
( ) Meet The Parents
( ) Meet the Fockers
( ) Eight Crazy Nights
( ) Joe Dirt
( ) KING KONG

Total: 3

( ) A Cinderella Story
( ) The Terminal
( ) The Lizzie McGuire Movie
( ) Passport to Paris
(x) Dumb & Dumber
( ) Dumber & Dumberer
(x) Final Destination
(x) Final Destination 2
( ) Final Destination 3
(x) Halloween
(x) The Ring
(x) The Ring 2
( ) Surviving X-MAS
(x) Flubber

Total: 7

(x) Harold & Kumar Go To White Castle
(x) Practical Magic
( ) Chicago
(x) Ghost Ship
(x) From Hell
(x) Hellboy
(x) Secret Window
( ) I Am Sam
( ) The Whole Nine Yards

Total: 6

( ) The Day After Tomorrow
(x) Child's Play
( ) Seed of Chucky
( ) Bride of Chucky
(x) Ten Things I Hate About You
( ) Just Married
(x) Gothika
(x) Nightmare on Elm Street
(x) Sixteen Candles
(x) Remember the Titans
( ) Coach Carter
(x) The Grudge
(x) The Mask
( ) Son Of The Mask

Total: 8

( ) Bad Boys 2
(x) Joy Ride
(x) Lucky Number Slevin
(x) Ocean's Eleven
( ) Ocean's Twelve
(x) Identity
(x) Lone Star
( ) Bedazzled
(x) Predator
(x) Predator II
(x) The Fog
(x) Ice Age
(x) Ice Age 2: The Meltdown
( ) Curious George

Total: 10

(x) Independence Day
(x) Cujo
( ) A Bronx Tale
(x) Darkness Falls
(x) Christine
(x) ET
(x) Children of the Corn
( ) My Boss's Daughter
( ) Maid in Manhattan
(x) Frailty
(x) War of the Worlds
(x) Rush Hour
(x) Rush Hour 2

Total: 10

( ) My Best Friend's Wedding
( ) How to Lose a Guy in 10 Days
(x) She's All That
( ) Calendar Girls
( ) Sideways
(x) Mars Attacks
(x) Event Horizon
(x) Ever After
(x) Wizard of Oz
(x) Forrest Gump
(x) Big Trouble in Little China
(x) The Terminator
(x) The Terminator 2
( ) The Terminator 3

Total: 9

(x) X-Men
(x) X2
(x) X-Men 3
(x) Spider-Man
(x) Spider-Man 2
(x) Sky High
(x) Jeepers Creepers
(x) Jeepers Creepers 2
( ) Catch Me If You Can
(x) The Others
( ) Freaky Friday
(x) Reign of Fire
( ) The Skulls
(x) Cruel Intentions
( ) Cruel Intentions 2
( ) The Hot Chick
(x) Shrek
(x) Shrek 2

Total: 13

( ) Swimfan
( ) Miracle
( ) Old School
( ) The Notebook
( ) K-Pax
( ) Krippendorf's Tribe
( ) A Walk to Remember
( ) Ice Castles
(x) Boogeyman
( ) The 40-year-old-virgin

Total: 1

TOTAL: 106 ... well shit!
(if I did my math wrong ... feel free to mock to your hearts content)

in this I trust; Brother Lead, Sister Steel

Thu, 28 Feb 2008 23:05:54 GMT

cruelly and swiftly stole this from: _slut_knot_
mostly cuz I'm bored

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1. ONE OF YOUR SCARS, HOW DID YOU GET IT?
- er, back of my left fore arm; close encounter with a curling-iron, the 80's were a wild dangerous time!

2. WHAT IS ON THE WALLS IN YOUR ROOM?
- Light blue paint, groovy surf board trim, my lovely huge ass shelf filled with books, a cork board, another shelf with nick-nacks

3. DO YOU SNORE, GRIND YOUR TEETH, OR TALK IN YOUR SLEEP?
- I snore occasional with allergies, but I mostly clench my teeth

4. WHAT TYPE OF MUSIC DO YOU LISTEN TO?
- how about what I don't, much easier to list what I hate- most country; polka

5. DO YOU KNOW WHAT TIME YOU WERE BORN?
- 4:17 pm

6. WHAT DO YOU WANT MORE THAN ANYTHING RIGHT NOW?
- Money Money MONEH! ... yes I am that shallow ...

7. WHAT DO YOU MISS?
- the free bliss of childhood

8. WHAT IS YOUR MOST PRIZED POSSESSION?
- my Chris-Mutt

9. HOW TALL ARE YOU?
- 5'6"-ish

10. DO YOU GET CLAUSTROPHOBIC?
- sometimes ... it all depends

11. DO YOU GET SCARED IN THE DARK?
- The dark itself doesn't bother me, whats in it does.

12. THE LAST PERSON TO MAKE YOU CRY?
- Dos Mutti

13. WHAT IS YOUR WORST FEAR?
- gawd! that's a loaded question

14. WHAT KIND OF EYE/HAIR COLOR DO YOU LIKE ON THE OPPOSITE/SAME SEX?
- oh, greens eyes and dark hair ... though I am a sucker for blondes

15. WHERE CAN YOU SEE YOURSELF BEING PROPOSED TO AT?
- like never ... a bookstore?

16. COFFEE OR ENERGY DRINK?
- BAWLS.... THE SHIT IS GUARANA. G-U-A-R-A-N-A!!!!!!!!

17. FAVORITE PIZZA TOPPING?
- give me cheese!!!

18. IF YOU COULD EAT ANYTHING RIGHT NOW, WHAT WOULD IT BE?
- chocolate!! ice cream! mmm, choco ice cream

19. ALL TIME FAVORITE COLOR?
- gray!

20. HAVE YOU EVER EATEN A GOLDFISH?
- No, but you never know

21. WHAT WAS THE FIRST MEANINGFUL GIFT YOU HAVE EVER RECEIVED?
- my necklace, from my mom and grandma for my sweet sixteen

22. DO YOU HAVE A CAR?
- yes, kinda, a chitty 90 Honda Accord with the transmisson failing and a iffy pulley

23. ARE YOU DOUBLE JOINTED?
- in one elbow ... the one Rikki broke ...

24. FAVORITE CLOTHING BRAND?
- huh? I am shallow but not that fucking shallow

25. WHO IS THE HOTTEST FEMALE/MALE CELEBRITy?
- Milla or Garret Hedlund ... mm, yummy!

26. DO YOU HAVE A PET RIGHT NOW?
- my Tweak

27. WHAT KIND IS IT?
- a finch

28. WOULD YOU FALL IN LOVE KNOWING THAT THE PERSON IS LEAVING?
- probably, love never really gives you a choice

30. SAY A NUMBER FROM ONE TO A HUNDRED:
- 7!!

31. BLONDES OR BRUNETTES?
- Blondes ... but I do love me a redhead!

34. HAVE YOU BEEN OUT OF THE USA?
- Nope

35. YOUR WEAKNESSES?
- mmm, music, book, brains!

36. MET ANYONE FAMOUS?
- kinda, Buck Taylor

37. FIRST JOB?
- a nanny

38. EVER DONE A PRANK CALL?
- who the hell hasn't

39. DO YOU THINK EVERYONE OUT THERE HAS A SOUL MATE?
- undeniably

40. WHAT WERE YOU DOING BEFORE YOU FILLED THIS OUT?
- work ... ambushed by my sister Rikki

41. HAVE YOU EVER HAD SURGERY?
- oh thank god no!!!

42. WHAT DO YOU GET COMPLIMENTED ABOUT MOST?
- being a bitch

43. HAVE YOU EVER HAD BRACES?
- Nope

44. WHAT DO YOU WANT FOR YOUR BIRTHDAY?
- ... Garret Hedlund ... Jensen Ackles ... Bruce Willis, hey, I'm not picky

45. HOW MANY KIDS DO YOU WANT?
- thats so funny!

46. WERE YOU NAMED AFTER ANYONE?
- vicious rumors say Jessica Walters and my dad kinda made up my middle name himself

47. WHAT IS THE BIGGEST TURN OFF OF THE OPPOSITE/SAME SEX?
- nasty teeth ... do. not. ask.

48. WHAT IS ONE THING YOU MISS ABOUT GRADE SCHOOL?
- the utter joy and obliviousness of being a kid

49. WHAT KIND OF SHAMPOO DO YOU USE?
- heh, funny you ask ... which one?

50. DO YOU LIKE YOUR HANDWRITING?
- ew, no, I'm there are kinder kids with better handwriting

51. WHAT IS YOUR FAVORITE LUNCH MEAT?
- Turkey

52. ANY BAD HABITS?
- Smoking, laziness, junk food, and impulsive shopping at times

53. ARE YOU A JEALOUS PERSON?
- I don't think so

54. IF YOU WERE ANOTHER PERSON, WOULD YOU BE FRIENDS WITH YOU?
- hell no!

55. DO YOU AGREE WITH FRIENDS WITH BENEFITS?
- I'd like to but romance novels have ruined me

56. DO LOOKS MATTER?
- I want to say no, but they certainly don't hurt

57. HOW DO YOU RELEASE ANGER?
- I yell. a lot. and loudly.

58?!
-M.I.A.

59. WHAT IS YOUR MAIN GOAL IN LIFE?
- survive. maybe write a book. or something.

60. WHAT WAS YOUR FAVORITE TOY AS A CHILD?
- teh Chris-Mutt

61. HOW MANY NUMBERS ARE IN YOUR CELL PHONE?
- a lot, but only about 5 or 6 that I actually use and personally know

62. WERE YOU A FAN OF BARNEY AS A LITTLE KID?
- ... pure fucking EVIL!!!!!!!!!

63. DO YOU USE SARCASM?
- oh no. never.

64. MASHED POTATOES OR MACARONI AND CHEESE?
- mash'd tatoes, please

65. WHAT DO YOU LOOK FOR IN A GIRL/GUY?
- Intelligence, personality, a kindred spirit ... someone who's on my level

66. WHAT ARE YOUR NICKNAMES?
- Jess, Jessie, Jessa, Chuck, Cheddar, Satan

68. WHAT IS YOUR FAVORITE TV SHOW?
- Supernatural, Reaper, CSI & Miami, Avatar: The Last Airbender, a few random anime

69. WHAT IS THE BEST WAY TO DEAL WITH YOUR ENEMIES?
- after being a cold polite bitch? ignore 'em

71. DO YOU HAVE ALL YOUR FINGERS AND TOES?
- at last count ... yes!

72. DO YOU HAVE A COMPUTER IN YOUR ROOM?
- nope, I refuse to let myself go that far

73. PLANS FOR TONIGHT?
- to pine away and stalk my F-List

74. WHAT IS THE FASTEST YOU HAVE EVER GONE IN A CAR?
- personally- 85ish, with another 120ish ... I think

75. DO YOU WANT EVERYONE TO ANSWER THESE QUESTIONS?
- sure, that'd be groovey

76. WHAT ARE YOU LISTENING TO?
- American Justice? some AE show

77. LAST THING YOU DRANK?
- G2 mini Fruit Punch

78. LAST PERSON YOU TALKED TO ON THE PHONE?
- a customer with way to many dumb questions

79. THE FIRST THING YOU NOTICE IN THE OPPOSITE SEX?
- face

80. WHAT DO YOU LIKE TO DO IN YOUR SPARE TIME?
- Read ... read and watch movies!

81. FAVORITE THING TO HATE?
- tabloids, be they TV or mags

82. FAVORITE MONTH OF THE YEAR?
- October

83. WHAT IS YOUR FAVORITE TYPE OF CANDY?
- Totsie-Pops

84. HAVE YOU EVER REALLY AND TRULY HAD A BEST FRIEND?
- one

85. WHAT IS YOUR HAIR COLOR?
- light chestnut brown

86. EYE COLOR?
- Mostly hazel

88. FAVORITE FAST FOOD PLACE?
- I'm not really picky. no fish.

89. FAVORITE RESTAURANT?
- Olive Garden

90. DO YOU LIKE SUSHI?
- raw fish. no. just, no.

91. LAST THING YOU WATCHED?
- American Justice or some other AE show

92. FAVORITE DAY OF THE YEAR?
- Halloween!!!

93. PLAY ANY MUSICAL INSTRUMENTS?
- no, for the safety of all others

94. DEMOCRAT OR REPUBLICAN?
- liberal Democrat

95. HUGS OR KISSES?
- both

along time ago we used to friends

Wed, 27 Feb 2008 17:28:04 GMT

I'm having one of those moments were I'm not entirely that I'm a real girl
it all started Sunday when me and Catty (slut_knot) went to our nephew's b-day party
and holy cripes! he's 12. 12!! I don't remember agreeing to this!
anywho, me, Catty, and Angie were talking with the wife of Frankie's (bro-in-law) work buddy
... did that make ant sense?
the 4 of us were rolling our eyes cause we all agreed that if it came down to it we would so choose a horror flick over a chick flick
while the manly men would go for the chick flick
I also tossed out that I love a good action flick any day
what pings today is the fact that I have a huge crush on the 'Worst' manga
I think it's from the guy that did 'Slam Dunk' not to sure
and I flat out swear that the lead character is the long lost older brother 'Avatar' Aang
I've also started another called 'Rookies'
damn you http://www.onemanga.com/!! damn you!
and yeah, it's another one of those manga
cuz damnit! sometimes I just want to see some sweet ass-kicking action!!!

in other news ... got in a wreak
and yes. my luck is that shitty.
though, this time it was totally the other guys fault
he's the one that hit me in the ass
I'm all right, Mandy (my car) not so much
she lost a tail & brake light and her fender smashed
right now we're having fun with the insurance run around

and now for something completely different ...
a couple weeks ago I had this really weird dream with Chris in it
all details are very very hazy ... but I do remember us kissing
the reasons, hows and whys are beyond me
but it was a steam kiss ... and I had a peppermint in my mouth
which is extremely odd
so Monday night I get home from work and check my email
guess who had finally reached out after a YEAR!! a whole freaking year and change!!!
you all know who cause I suck and already dropped his name
... I was totally stoked and squee'd like a pre-teen at a Hannah Montana concert
so much for dignity and grace
now I'm pining for the fjords and have to fend off Nikki
who wants to know everything
she's having difficulty understanding that theres really nothing to tell
but hope springs eternal or how ever that saying goes

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later.
have lost my moment and am trying not to eyeball what I just gushed
as seeing how I am lazy there will be no spell-check or editing
I leave all to face this horror ALONE! ... ish ...

bu-bye

this is why I'm hot!!! or not?

Wed, 30 Jan 2008 09:22:58 GMT

yeah, at my Auntie Anna's right now.
I'm tired. I got headache. I need to pee.
... so how are you guys? groovey?
I have no idea why I'm posting. just feelin' a little saucy I guess.
bleh. I really should change and go to bed. and pee.
Momma Monster, Catty, and me are too sleepy to drive.
so. sleep over. yea.
I'll give it a good think. maybe cruise lovely Lj land a bit longer.
maybe then I'll get and do something. -ish.

yeah. later. gators.
keep it cool.

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I really need to pee. just so you know.
... cuz I totally know you do ...