"The sleep of Reason brings forth monsters."

Test your knowledge with entire chunks of dialogue, mes amis, my dearest chums--oh, and blame tabaqui for giving me this rabid bunny of a game idea.
*loffs tabaqui*

1 "The Shitty Beatles? Are they any good?"
"They suck."
"Then it's not just a clever name." Wayne's World, crazydiamondsue

2 "Which did you like better? 'Jedi' or 'The Empire Strikes Back?'"
"'Empire'."
"Blasphemy."
"'Empire' had the better ending. Luke gets his hand cut off, finds out Vader is his father, Han gets frozen, taken away by Boba Fett. It ends on such a down note. I mean, that's what life is: a series of down endings. All 'Jedi' had was a bunch of Muppets." Clerks, robanybody

3 "Awesome."
"Righteous."
"Bossanova."
"Bossanova?"
"Chevy Nova?" Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtle: The Movie, strickens_girl

4 "You married, huh?"
"Yeah."
"That's beautiful, man. To me, marriage is a sacred institution. So, tell me, you and the wife do it doggy-style or what?" Police Academy, dancinbutterfly and lit_gal

5 "This will calm you down."
"Oh, no! Spirits do the most horrible things to me. I'm not the same person!"
"What's wrong with that?"
"Will it mix with Dr. Pepper?"
"He'll love it! Drink!" Auntie Mame, tabaqui

6 "I will not allow this costume on the air."
"Why not?"
"Well, specifically: you can see her nipples."
"I want to see her nipples!"
"But, this is a Christmas show!"
"Well, Charles Dickens would've wanted to see her nipples, then." Scrooged, crazydiamondsue

7 "Did he use excessive amounts of table salt during his meal?"
"What?"
"Answer the question!"
"FOR CHRIST'S SAKE, IT'S REALLY LATE. I DON'T KNOW, OK?!!" Frighteners, robanybody


BONUS!
"Why is everybody looking at me that way?"
"Because you're being asshole-ish."
"Well, it's very asshole-ish of you to say so!" Prince Of Darkness, strickens_girl and dancinbutterfly