I am depressed (of course).

I've been all happy about being able to go to WriterCon because at last, I have a job that pays enough for me to afford going.

Unfortunately, trying to get those days off--even six weeks in advance--is like banging my head against a brick wall.

Until yesterday, I was in a rotten mood about it.

Things are, however, looking up. I think I've made some headway. The guy in charge of scheduling said he'd look into it, even though HR rejected my request for time off.

Also? I got my schedule changed. Monday, Thursday and Friday, I work from 1:30-10pm, much better than 3:30-12am.

But I still need a pick me up. It's favor-time, flisties, and neighbors.

Can someone write me some Spander?

Whether it's a drabble or novel length, I don't care, just as long as it's angsty and kinda sad. Happy endings are fine as long as there's some suffering before it.

Hell, if you don't got any Spander in you, any pairing/fandom'll do, even if it's het or gen, I just want some emo! Preferably inspired by these lyrics.

And for any flisties out there who haven't written any fanfic, but who I've badgered repeatedly about writing some fanfic--I'm so insanely easy to please. All I need is angst. So if you wanna make your bones on an easy mark. . . .

*points to self*
Right here, baby.

You're perfect, yes, it's true
But without me you're only you
Your menstruating heart,
It ain't bleeding enough for two.